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Beard Science!

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
it's november, and while some people get excited about gorging themselves on turkey and stuffing

others will get excited because it is THE MANLIEST MONTH

let's face it, folks

facial hair is manly

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what the fuck is this?
it's like i am looking at a large baby here

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YES
THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

let's talk about beards, guys

let's appreciate them

http://novembeard.com/
http://www.no-shave-november.com/
http://www.movember.com/ (for charity!)

got a beard?
post it

got even the smallest amount of facial hair?
post it

got a love of beards?
post it

hate beards and facial hair?
DO NOT POST IT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O7PXeuLYIw&feature=related

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh fuuuck noooo it's nanowrimo month too

    november is the weirdest month for group activities

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    risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Doing mustaches for the kids again this year.

    It will be terrifying.

    Find a local chapter

    Really just an excuse for the weekly check ins to hang out and drink...

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i want to participate in novembeard

    but i dont grow anything to connect my upper lip to my jawline

    maybe in a few more years

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    here is my beard
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    and my popped collar 8-)

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've always wondered: for Movember am I to only grow the mustache? Can I keep a beard? Can I go mountainman, or are we talking Freddie Mercury?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I shaved this morning and it will be the last time until after hunting season in mid December.

    I will be an itchy, hairy mess.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am decently bearded atm

    I have no problem going a month without shaving, and often do it without thinking about it

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    risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've always wondered: for Movember am I to only grow the mustache? Can I keep a beard? Can I go mountainman, or are we talking Freddie Mercury?

    It probably depends on your local chapter. I know with mustaches for kids, we do weekly check in and you need to be clean shaven (mustache only) for those. So no having a beard and just shaving down to a crazy stache for one day.

    If Movember is with daily updates, you would probably want to keep it stachey for the update pics.

    Besides, how else are you going to get people to donate money if they aren't asking you about your pedo stache.

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    B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Neckbeards...
    What we need is chest hair november.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh god this is such a terrible idea for me but I'm doing it this year I swear

    Without a beard you will never win

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    B_R wrote: »
    Neckbeards...
    What we need is chest hair november.

    who says it can't be!

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    LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So want to do this. I think I'll try and convince my boss that this is a worthy exception to the shaving policy.

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is what I have so far
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    I've never tried for a full beard and I'm kinda worried about the possible results

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'll do what I do every November: not shave for a week, then look in the mirror at 6 in the morning, get scared at the skreegly sight that is myself, and shave faster than I ever have in my life.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what should I do if I already have a beard

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what should I do if I already have a beard

    you

    keep

    growing

    it

    !

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yes!

    I have successfully just grown my first piece of facial hair. I intend to continue the noble tradition this november.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just shaved mine off for my Halloween costume!


    I don't know if I'll grow it back. I lost about twelve pounds now that I'm biking a lot and I like my beardless face a lot more now.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Basically I'd give anything to look like Captain Haddock

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lordaen wrote: »
    So want to do this. I think I'll try and convince my boss that this is a worthy exception to the shaving policy.

    For some reason or another, my boss sent out a company wide email encouraging Movember.

    I hate not shaving though. This is about as long as I've let it grow before.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    what should I do if I already have a beard

    you

    keep

    growing

    it

    !

    what would I do without you crwth

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've had a beard for about three years now. I suppose for Novembeard I'll have to let it grow from its current Riker-length lady-pleaser to a disreputable thicket. So there's that to look forward to.

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    ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could grow a beard.

    28 years old and the best I can do is a random ass chin scruff that makes me look more dirty than hairy.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I've had a beard for about three years now. I suppose for Novembeard I'll have to let it grow from its current Riker-length lady-pleaser to a disreputable thicket. So there's that to look forward to.

    Rikerbeards are so hot

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you are all filthy

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hmm.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This was the initial stage of beard
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    But it's about twice that size now

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bah, bah, bah

    I'm tempted to do this again but my sideburns never quite meet my chin/moustache hair

    it looks weird

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mysst jealousy is very unbecoming of you

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This was the initial stage of beard
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    But it's about twice that size now

    And it's still just Nov 1st!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have the joe dirt beard pattern, sigh.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what is weird is when i let my beard grow out i have blonde hairs here and there

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can't grow a beard to save my fucking life

    :(

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mysst jealousy is very unbecoming of you

    look, when we are both old and you look like santa and I look like fu manchu, we'll see who's jealous

    (it will be you)

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can't grow cheek hair so my beards always look terrible.

    I can get a damn fine moustache though, if you're into looking like john waters.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i think i will post a beard picture for every day of the month

    that is my goal

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i think i will post a beard picture for every day of the month

    that is my goal

    Like the 365 days of working out guy except you'll get progressively grosser instead of better looking.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What are you sayin' about beards, Viscount?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    they're doing the moustache thing for prostate cancer or whatever at my workplace

    but i dont think i can grow one properly

    or i'd just look like some kind of weirdo

    and if i grew a beard i'd look like a terrorist, not that i could even grow a nice beard

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I shaved today, do I win?

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