I like Cantonese and I dislike Mandarin (the two kinds of Chinese). I'm not sure why I've chosen, but when I hear Cantonese spoken, it's like a beautiful song that leaps around like a cat in snow. Mandarin sounds like an angry lung with tuberculosis, just trying to get the words out.
also hey forum dutchpeople, i shall be in your dutchland tomorrow, what's a good thing to say to a tired, overworked dutch shop cashier to brighten their day?
also hey forum dutchpeople, i shall be in your dutchland tomorrow, what's a good thing to say to a tired, overworked dutch shop cashier to brighten their day?
do you know said shopkeeper?
how about
dank u wel/ dankjewel.
and if you're here right now: prettig weekend.
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Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Denne usammenhængende samling af tekster, skrevet af navnløse og uden tiltænkte læsere, er en rædsel.
I love germanic languages. I totally understood that. Kinda.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I had to take a German course because my degree requires a language, and oh my god
Like I had no trouble pronouncing any of the words, but the grammar! Ah yes, all the verbs are at the end. Wonderful. And furniture has a gender? Fantastic.
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ich heiße super fantastisch!
Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch!
ich heiße super fantastisch!
Breite und Form der Brustkorbrükflache wird deutlich, wenn das Modella beide Arme vor der Brust kreuzt, also die Shulterblatter die Rückseite des Thorax freigeben.
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Relp Raggy's raping reeeeeeeeeee!
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
This is why I like Cantonese.
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Neerlands is so much more poignant...
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
do you know said shopkeeper?
how about
dank u wel/ dankjewel.
and if you're here right now: prettig weekend.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
nederlanders neuken hun moeders niet.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
wer kannöt. how unfortunott
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
I love germanic languages. I totally understood that. Kinda.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uellmynA34U
I remember making my jewish friend teach me to write something along these lines, I can pick out "brothers" and "whores", so...bros before hoes?
but I have no clue where to go from there
E: yes, brothers before whores
it only has one vowel and it's ø
øt ønlø høs øn vøwøl
And God Hath Said Unto His People: Bros Before Hoes
so, yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
I ask why, but not in a "other languages are useless English is the best" way. I just mean why that particular language.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Thank goodness they all speak English well.
Tell me something interesting.
i used to know quite a bit but then i moved and forgot all of it
showed this to a danish guy I know and he didn't think it was funny
because he "couldn't understand it" even though there are subtitles
danish. is. the. worst.
One of these days I'll light a fire under my ass and learn some useful Spanish and/or Japanese
urmmmm
the twins in the social network were played by the same actor......
that's kinda something that could be considered interesting under the right circumstances.
Like I had no trouble pronouncing any of the words, but the grammar! Ah yes, all the verbs are at the end. Wonderful. And furniture has a gender? Fantastic.
Ich trinke Schampus mit Lachsfisch!
ich heiße super fantastisch!
ladies dig french and german is great if you like to look at a clock for six hours
still wonder why people picked german
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Fuck you, you cock.