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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wimble you take those olives out of your ass this instant. That is not where olives go.

    I don't believe you! They fit so easily

    must be the work of an intelligent designer

    Wimble on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wimble you take those olives out of your ass this instant. That is not where olives go.

    I don't believe you! They fit so easily

    must be the work of an intelligent designer

    Wimble you are a fraud. There are no religious people in Sweden.

    Vic on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Death Metal is a religion you insensitive jerk.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you're the one who brought religion into this

    crusader

    Wimble on
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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    Darric on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Wah de bludclot gwang inside dis place nuh?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vi pratar Svenska och Wimble är elak bork bork bork.

    Vic on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ofta jag är elak

    lixom hallå eller

    grabben

    änna

    this is disgusting I am disgusting

    Wimble on
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  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

    Berlin

    That's better then learning german in saxony.

    Nah, Berlin, Munich and Saxony are all pretty terrible. In fact, most parts of Germany have trouble speaking actual German, so...

    Du moagst wohl a paar auf die goaschen du sau preiss du dreckiger.

    HoA-player on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Du moagst wohl a paar auf die goaschen du sau preiss du dreckiger.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6nVP4RhJYM&feature=related

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Aber mal im ernst, ich spreche ziemlich reines Hochdeutsch da meine Mutter aus Düsseldorf kommt und mein Vater Deutschlehrer ist.

    Ich werd hier oft gefragt wo ich her komme und dann sind alle immer total überrascht dass ich mein ganzes Leben hier in Bayern war.

    HoA-player on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Meine Eltern kommen nicht von hier, sondern aus südlicheren Gefilden.. Da mein Deutsch als Kind aber schon fehlerfrei war (TV sei dank..), ich als Relikt jedoch noch ein rollendes "r" aussprach, wurde ich oft gefragt, ob ich aus Bayern käme..
    Meine Antwort war dann "Nein, weiter südlich. Kroatien"

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vic wrote: »
    How do I say
    "What's your name?"
    "I love your blue eyes"
    and "Your place or mine?"

    1: "Vad heter du?"
    2: "Jag älskar dina blåa ögon."
    3: "Ska vi hem till dig eller hem till mig?"

    Edit: "Ska vi hem till dig eller mig?" is a bit less awkward

    the funny thing about swedish is, when I read it i'm all what the fuck. then you say it out loud and you go 'oh hey I get that'. So that explains why some americans think dutch is a scandinavian language.

    edit: also I just watched the millenium trilogy with subtitles, and I find swedish to be a language that I'd like to learn because it sounds easy and nice.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    I have to take German lessons since I live in Germany now but man I don't really like this language

    What part of Germany?

    Berlin

    Oh.

    I'm sorry.

    Iskander on
  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zum Glück spricht keiner mehr Platt, wenn man alte Müsterländer reden hört versteht man kein Wort.

    B_R on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Berlin is not germany. It's an international asylum for misunderstood (-broke-) artists.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Berlin is not germany. It's an international asylum for misunderstood (-broke-) artists.

    this is very very true

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    Antimatter on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp????

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Berlin is not germany. It's an international asylum for misunderstood (-broke-) artists.

    It's basically Hipster-Central.
    Zum Glück spricht keiner mehr Platt, wenn man alte Müsterländer reden hört versteht man kein Wort.

    In dem Teil von Hessen aus dem ich komme hat jedes Dorf ein anderes Platt - Die verstehen sich glaube ich gegenseitig nicht mal.

    Edit: I guess this thread has been taken over by ze tshermans!

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Berlin is not germany. It's an international asylum for misunderstood (-broke-) artists.

    this is very very true

    the tragedy is that it will have this sad epiphet taken away by Budapest around... right now.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Edit: I guess this thread has been taken over by ze tshermans!

    nah. Currently, I don't really like being dutch/european due to the political climate, but it's nice to know that not every forumer is from Seattle, Florida or Korea.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I haven't learnt another language in 6 years. Going to try again starting March. I anticipate good times now that I give a shit.

    stimtokolos on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fucking berlin, man...

    Iskander on
  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Berlin is not germany. It's an international asylum for misunderstood (-broke-) artists.

    this is very very true

    Berlin is ok to visit for a long weekend. But not for living.

    HoA-player on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I haven't learnt another language in 6 years. Going to try again starting March. I anticipate good times now that I give a shit.

    any idea which one?

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    also hey forum dutchpeople, i shall be in your dutchland tomorrow, what's a good thing to say to a tired, overworked dutch shop cashier to brighten their day?

    Iskander on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Edit: I guess this thread has been taken over by ze tshermans!

    nah. Currently, I don't really like being dutch/european due to the political climate, but it's nice to know that not every forumer is from Seattle, Florida or Korea.

    Not a fan of Wilders, I take it?

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Edit: I guess this thread has been taken over by ze tshermans!

    nah. Currently, I don't really like being dutch/european due to the political climate, but it's nice to know that not every forumer is from Seattle, Florida or Korea.

    im from florida!

    but I just live in Germany for my work.

    I wanna visit Italy though.

    Berlin doesnt seem so terrible but I havent had time to really do much.

    M.D. on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If we nuke Berlin now we get all the hipsters and chavs in one fell swoop.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    I haven't learnt another language in 6 years. Going to try again starting March. I anticipate good times now that I give a shit.

    any idea which one?

    Korean

    stimtokolos on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    jippee wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Edit: I guess this thread has been taken over by ze tshermans!

    nah. Currently, I don't really like being dutch/european due to the political climate, but it's nice to know that not every forumer is from Seattle, Florida or Korea.

    Not a fan of Wilders, I take it?

    No. very not. but the guy isn't even (officially) in government. It's the fact that everything that makes life fun/worthwile has got its funding killed.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    If we nuke Berlin now we get all the hipsters and chavs in one fell swoop.

    that is how wars begin

    Iskander on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Iskander wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    If we nuke Berlin now we get all the hipsters and chavs in one fell swoop.

    that is how wars begin

    well nobody started a world war by bombing germany before. it's just all variation on a theme.
    But basically, I think the rest of Germany would just be glad that all those expat no-good artistic types have finally merged into one fallout sculpture...

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    I haven't learnt another language in 6 years. Going to try again starting March. I anticipate good times now that I give a shit.

    any idea which one?

    Korean

    I started on a japanese language course once. It is... very not intuitive to anglo saxon people.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    jippee wrote: »
    I haven't learnt another language in 6 years. Going to try again starting March. I anticipate good times now that I give a shit.

    any idea which one?

    Korean

    I started on a japanese language course once. It is... very not intuitive to anglo saxon people.

    Yeah, fortunately I left my previous civil engineering course and am now doing computer science, and because of starting mid year rather than at the start of year my core units are kind of out of sync and I can't do all that many of them at once so I'm going to have a lot of time to put effort into electives.

    stimtokolos on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    hola

    no voy a buscar los acentos en este mac de mierda porque no me da la gana

    Quoth on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    hola

    no voy a buscar los acentos en este mac de mierda porque no me da la gana

    hee Quoth. ik begrijp geen reet van wat je wil Zeggen.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    y no puedes usar google translate porque las palabras no tienen acentos

    QUE HORROR

    Quoth on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yo soy un hombre muy confuso?

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