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ITT: Horrible Names

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Horrible names:

    Abcde Ann. Yeah, A B C D E!

    Pilot Inspektor

    There are alot more i have heard.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know a:

    Misty Dickey who has a son they called Mickey Dickey.

    Also, I've known an Amanda Hump.

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Is Isfaqual a terrible sounding name?

    Because if it is then maybe I need to shoot my parents.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Is Isfaqual a terrible sounding name?

    Because if it is then maybe I need to shoot my parents.

    what's your ethnicity

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    There was a Mister Frank at my high school.

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Is Isfaqual a terrible sounding name?

    Because if it is then maybe I need to shoot my parents.

    what's your ethnicity

    It's Bengali. The name is Sanskrit for kindness or some hippie crap like that.

    My problem is that the way my parents announce it to someone it sounds like there is a curse in my name.
    And going to school in junior high and high school with assholes who cant count past 3 I keep having to deal with the same lame insults.

    Ish-fuck-Cow
    Ish-fuck-the-wall
    Ish-fuck-you

    And for the love of god if there is supposed to be an "Ish" sound in the name at least spell it that way (talking about my parents).

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    see if you were white it wouldn't work at all

    just start going by "ish"

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I will never understand furriners who refuse to spell their kids' crazy-ass names phonetically.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Is Isfaqual a terrible sounding name?

    Because if it is then maybe I need to shoot my parents.

    what's your ethnicity

    It's Bengali. The name is Sanskrit for kindness or some hippie crap like that.

    My problem is that the way my parents announce it to someone it sounds like there is a curse in my name.
    And going to school in junior high and high school with assholes who cant count past 3 I keep having to deal with the same lame insults.

    Ish-fuck-Cow
    Ish-fuck-the-wall
    Ish-fuck-you

    And for the love of god if there is supposed to be an "Ish" sound in the name at least spell it that way (talking about my parents).


    Shut the fuck up, Ish-fuck-head.

    Come on, bros. Let's go play some flag football out in the quad.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes TFS, the we-will-die-for-our-language-but-we-will-use-English-for-half-our-sentences East Pakistan Bengali.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have one of those as my roommate. Or, rather, had.

    He'd call home and I could understand the main jist of what he was saying just because he spoke that half and half mix.

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Is Isfaqual a terrible sounding name?

    Because if it is then maybe I need to shoot my parents.

    what's your ethnicity

    It's Bengali. The name is Sanskrit for kindness or some hippie crap like that.

    My problem is that the way my parents announce it to someone it sounds like there is a curse in my name.
    And going to school in junior high and high school with assholes who cant count past 3 I keep having to deal with the same lame insults.

    Ish-fuck-Cow
    Ish-fuck-the-wall
    Ish-fuck-you

    And for the love of god if there is supposed to be an "Ish" sound in the name at least spell it that way (talking about my parents).


    Shut the fuck up, Ish-fuck-head.

    Come on, bros. Let's go play some flag football out in the quad.

    Oh god, this was perfect, right on the spot. By that I mean that is exactly the same words used by these people.

    Even down to Ish-fuck-head.

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    KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have a dear friend who's first name is Gardener.

    I've also known a Yu Ho and a Ya Ho, who were sisters.

    Proving that their parents hated them.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A guy who's currently on the same internship program I'm on is called Ping Wang.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I will never understand furriners who refuse to spell their kids' crazy-ass names phonetically.

    god, I despise people who spell their kids names wrong.

    I design yearbooks in my job, so I encounter lots of teenagers names written down.

    some of the worst I've seen:
    Shavaun instead of Siobhan
    Kristofa instead of Christopher
    Loosy instead of Lucy

    #pipe on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No, I do not live there right now. Kind of wish I did for the nice blistering weather, but I am a pussy and I can't stand going outside and seeing children come up to me and beg for food.

    Also, the towns my parents come from are Dhaka(father's side) and Rangpur(mothers side). Rangpur is nice and all but Dhaka looks like some kind of post-apocalyptic failure of a city, especially when viewed from the city limits.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yea, Dhaka is horrible. Anyone ever been stuck in Bangladesh during the moonsoons? Haha. Fuck me.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wait, really Kristofa instead of Christopher

    jesus shit

    i know!

    either they're absolute monkey retards and thought that's how you spell it, or they did it because "It's cooler this way lol it's unique"

    both sicken me.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My friend knows a girl named Shoyo Wang.

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I cannot stop laughing now.

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    ConnConn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There was a girl in my class named Bliss Honeysuckle.

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    XBL, PSN, and NNID: "ConnConnor" for all three.
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My mom has a patient whose daughter's name is "April May June."

    She has another patient who recently named her newborn son "O'Ryan." "Like the constellation," she explained. Upon further inquiry, she said that she wanted her son to "have an apostrophe in his name, just like her." What was her first name, you ask?

    Renée.

    *facepalm*

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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I knew a guy in college First name Axe last name Battle. He was in my english class and the crypt keeper of an instructor would do a role call at the beginning of class and she would call out Battle Axe. I would imagine a lighting bolt crashing down and a huge wind rushng through the class and a huge bad ass glowing battle Axe coming down on a pulsating beam of red light.. I was soooo bored in that class.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    KalTorak wrote: »
    My mom has a patient whose daughter's name is "April May June."

    She has another patient who recently named her newborn son "O'Ryan." "Like the constellation," she explained. Upon further inquiry, she said that she wanted her son to "have an apostrophe in his name, just like her." What was her first name, you ask?

    Renée.

    *facepalm*

    oh no.

    O'Ryan, that's retarded.

    What's wrong with D'arcy

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Isn't it Orion though

    You are making me facepalm right now.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »

    god, I despise people who spell their kids names wrong.

    I design yearbooks in my job, so I encounter lots of teenagers names written down.

    some of the worst I've seen:

    Loosy instead of Lucy

    I really, really want to comment on this but I'm having a hard time thinking of a clever way to ask if she's a slut.

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    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My dad used to work for a guy called Hermes who has 2 sons and a daughter

    Apollo, Atlas and Hera

    Crazy Greeks.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why oh why did the chick in rocky have to be called Adrian?
    I am so fucking sick of having my name yelled at me.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    can you imagine your kid walking into his first day of Junior High.

    "Hey, I'm Susie, you're cute"

    "Hey Susie, I'm Poseidon"

    "never talk to me again"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    can you imagine your kid walking into his first day of Junior High.

    "Hey, I'm Susie, you're cute"

    "Hey Susie, I'm Poseidon"

    "never talk to me again"

    "Then stay the fuck outta my ocean, snooty bitch."

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Testicles

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    Why oh why did the chick in rocky have to be called Adrian?
    I am so fucking sick of having my name yelled at me.

    I guess be glad your name isn't Stella?

    Damn, Adrian is a cool name, too.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    KalTorak wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Why oh why did the chick in rocky have to be called Adrian?
    I am so fucking sick of having my name yelled at me.

    I guess be glad your name isn't Stella?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My cat's name was Stella.

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