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ITT: Horrible Names

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am so calling Protective Services on you.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm naming my kids Jack and Brooke

    LD stop stealing my kids' names

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It kinda sucks for Ogden, but he's going to have to take one for the team.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.

    I'm naming my kids Shelby, Ogden, and Brook

    What about Brock?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.

    I'm naming my kids Shelby, Ogden, and Brook

    What about Brock?

    shit, you're right

    I don't want to have 4 kids

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    my third kid is getting a weird name

    like

    Cliff or River or Art or Kick or Murder

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Cliff Riverkick

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Cliff Riverkick

    man Riverkick is a badass middle name

    but cliff is kinda gay now that I think about it


    hmmmm

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Murder Riverkick doesn't quite have that "BLAST ABFIST" ring to it.

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    BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Major Major Major.
    Jolly-olly wrote: »
    It would suck if your name was of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

    I know id kill myself. or shorten it or something.

    An awesome reference and a moderately awesome reference that I both get right after each other

    I never get you guys' references

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Seriously though my government name is weird as shit and I really have no patience for people with non-weird names who bitch about theirs.

    That's right Mr. Abercrombie, I'm looking at you.
    What in the holy fuck do you mean by "government name"

    you know like Agent Smith

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Seriously though my government name is weird as shit and I really have no patience for people with non-weird names who bitch about theirs.

    That's right Mr. Abercrombie, I'm looking at you.
    What in the holy fuck do you mean by "government name"
    Like the name the government calls me?

    edit: yes, it's a joke TFS. I'm glad you got it.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's his slave name.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there is a girl at my school with the last name of DeCock

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MINE CUNTROH IN MAH TEEF

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    oh teefs i love you

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    edited May 2007
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I want my kid to be named Ripley Entare.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there was a big white dude with long hair in corn rows and a head rag sitting in front of me at the game today

    his lady had a hot ass

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    he hates being white so much
    Mainly I just think it's funny how annoyed you get when I joke about it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    celery do you put on blackface and then masturbate to youself in a mirror
    be honest.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Seriously though my government name is weird as shit and I really have no patience for people with non-weird names who bitch about theirs.

    That's right Mr. Abercrombie, I'm looking at you.
    Fuck you, Tieg. :P

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    celery be honest now

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    celery do you put on blackface and then masturbate to youself in a mirror
    be honest.
    No but sometimes I pop and lock alone in my apartment. Sometimes with other people, too.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    If I ever end up looking into the eyes of a second child from my loins, I shall know full and well that I fucked up pretty badly. Such rage shall fill me that I will hate every breath this child takes. This shall be reflected in their name. I do not know what moniker I would punish the fetid meconium from this already doomed babe's ass with, but it would probably involve the words "chanchre," "AIDS" and "Shitfuck."

    Regardless of gender.

    "Hey everyone, it's my youngest, Shitfuck A. McChancre Grant!"

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Seriously though my government name is weird as shit and I really have no patience for people with non-weird names who bitch about theirs.

    That's right Mr. Abercrombie, I'm looking at you.
    Fuck you, Tieg. :P
    Try as you might, you will never understand my pain.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    you are all
    "WHY CAN'T I BE BLACK


    WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CURSED"

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hate when I tell someone my name and their like "You must be one ah dem Uropeans".

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    is your name sven

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    just do like GG Allin's parents did

    name your kid Jesus Christ

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    is your name sven

    Nope it's Kunta Kinte.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sometimes I just sit around and watch Friends so I can reconnect with my people.

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    BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Bijji what is your name
    I already mentioned it actually, because there's an application with the same name now: Joost.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    YOUR NAME IS TOBY

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery why are you retarded?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    YOUR NAME IS TOBY

    *whipcrack*

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    ReTardisReTardis Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I knew some girls in High School whose last name was Ficken, which I guess is only funny if you know how to swear in German.

    I also know of a dude who changed his name to Michael Archangel, who happens to be (near as I can tell) bat-fuck crazy. All claiming to sell holy weapons and willing to convert your earthly currency into Heaven money.

    And, uh, my last name, sans an 'n.'

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