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ITT: Horrible Names

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I want to learn some indian languages.


    Right after Hawaiian.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oic

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i just go up to 60, then up...17 and then bam look it's sheri's house

    right by the World Famous Goat's Milk Fudge

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Goat's milk is so tasty.


    I like it very much.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    I want to learn some indian languages.


    Right after Hawaiian.

    Hawaiian is pretty easy.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    And the huge Orange store

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri's mom lives in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that is a pretty big orange store

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I want to learn some indian languages.


    Right after Hawaiian.

    Hawaiian is pretty easy.

    Rad.


    I am thinking Cherokee or Navajo will be a lot harder


    on account of all the plosives.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    fuck

    I had 6 waffles with butter and Nutella and I am not satiated

    gonna have a few sandwiches and then maybe McDonald's

    Ran you either have the most powerful metabolism I've ever encountered or you weigh six hundred pounds

    185

    I'M A MONSTER DON'T LOOK AT ME

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sheri's mom has lots and lots of disney paraphernalia

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri's House is CHOCK FUCKING FULL of disney shit

    it's horrifying

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    it's cute

    i think her mom thinks i'm crazy

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I think her mom is crazy

    we didn't talk much

    I should have wooed her

    that would have been great

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man I know what you guys are talking about

    I've got a freind whose parents are

    a)filthy rich and

    b)obsessed with Disney

    Fucking mansion

    TV with disney channel on in every room of the house

    paraphernaia filling every room, even the bathrooms

    walls of those cheesy photos you get at Disney World with family members inserted into movie scenes

    And so many children... nine of them... my bud's the oldest at 24, youngest is a few months old

    It's like something out of a nightmare

    and it's where we had our weekly Halo LANs back in the day

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    its cause i was hanging out with sheri and then i was leaving like right as her mom pulled up

    so i figure hey i'll wish her a merry christmas

    so i pull back into the driveway

    and so i say merry christmas and happy new year

    then she ran off screaming into the night

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    THAT's why she was so jittery when I was down for Christmas

    Dan you jerk

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    its cause i was hanging out with sheri and then i was leaving like right as her mom pulled up

    so i figure hey i'll wish her a merry christmas

    so i pull back into the driveway

    and so i say merry christmas and happy new year

    then she ran off screaming into the night

    That's what happens when you settle for Fop.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SH: The mysterious masked christmas well wisher.

    He sneaks up on middle aged women as they exit their cars and wishes them a happy holiday.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    its cause i was hanging out with sheri and then i was leaving like right as her mom pulled up

    so i figure hey i'll wish her a merry christmas

    so i pull back into the driveway

    and so i say merry christmas and happy new year

    then she ran off screaming into the night

    That's what happens when you settle for Fop.

    Two weeks from everywhere!

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    christ someone go get me cigarettes

    I'm lazy today

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ran you are lazy every day

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love having an uncommon name.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faggot is pretty common actually

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sometimes i'm pretty mean

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ran you are lazy every day

    while that may be true, I often mix it up with short periods of going to the gym/jogging/eating at buffets



    But man the store is LITERALLY a 10 minute walk away

    SO FARRRRR

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I want to learn some indian languages.


    Right after Hawaiian.

    Hawaiian is pretty easy.

    Rad.


    I am thinking Cherokee or Navajo will be a lot harder


    on account of all the plosives.

    I took a class learning the native language of people from southern Mexico. Honestly, most of the shit they taught us was "Maria made tortillas in the morning" and "the border patrol sent Pedro back to Mexico City."

    Grammar wasn't very difficult but the pronunciation was all kinds of screwy.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Faggot is pretty common actually


    I've heard it's 10%

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Faggot is pretty common actually

    Please no need to be polite you can just call me "Fag" for short.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I once heard a woman call her little daughter by her name, which was also the name of a country in Africa.

    I think it was Ethiopia, but it was a while ago so I forget which one. . . I don't think it really matters.

    I grew up in a craptown in South Carolina and one of my girlfriends was from a really hippy family.
    All the kids had unusual names. Canaan, Savannah, Nevin, Africa (pretty sure on that one, heh) etc. The parents had normal names. Elizabeth & forget the dad's name. I dunno why they decided to go nuts with the kid names.

    Their last name's pretty unique too, so I can provide proof with Google if need be. =P

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faggot "Li'l Faggy" McFaggerson

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I want to learn some indian languages.


    Right after Hawaiian.

    Hawaiian is pretty easy.

    Rad.


    I am thinking Cherokee or Navajo will be a lot harder


    on account of all the plosives.

    I took a class learning the native language of people from southern Mexico. Honestly, most of the shit they taught us was "Maria made tortillas in the morning" and "the border patrol sent Pedro back to Mexico City."

    Grammar wasn't very difficult but the pronunciation was all kinds of screwy.

    I'm not sure about aztec-based languages.


    further north, they use all kinds of plosive consonants that will probably make my lips feel like I've been sucking dicks all day



    which is going to make sucking dicks all night really uncomfortable.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seriously though my government name is weird as shit and I really have no patience for people with non-weird names who bitch about theirs.

    That's right Mr. Abercrombie, I'm looking at you.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Faggot "Li'l Faggy" McFaggerson
    I legally changed it motherfucker.
    It's "Lil' Faggy McFaggstein now.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know I've mentioned it before when this name talk has come up, but my mother went to high school with two sisters whose last name was Queer. As if that wouldn't suck enough, their parents named one of them Ima.

    Also, a friend from another school years ago had a teacher named Richard Wiggle.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went to school with an Ivan Dickey.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I would have difficulty not hating my parents if they named me Ima Queer.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anyone that names their kid after a country or city needs to have their kids taken from them. Unless of course that place is named after a person, but even then it's an iffy venture.

    I'm naming my kids Shelby, Ogden, and Brook

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