Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
not comic related but on my walk home from work I saw a dead dog, didn't seem to have been hit by a car, and nothing was visibly chowing down on him yet, but it was pretty obviously dead
a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever
I need like 10 hugs you guys :<
that's also the direction I run, but not for a while
not comic related but on my walk home from work I saw a dead dog, didn't seem to have been hit by a car, and nothing was visibly chowing down on him yet, but it was pretty obviously dead
a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever
I need like 10 hugs you guys :<
that's also the direction I run, but not for a while
Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
i can't noogie my brothers because they don't GET noogies
they are bad at being noogied
one would flip on his buddy holly glasses and tell me that his current all natural "product" isn't supposed to get knuckle oils in it
and also that there's this band that he just heard of that I probably don't know about
and the other would be like
don't touch me bro don't be gay damn yo
diggity dog yo peace
who wants to trade
I want a little brother I can playfully torment forever, i'll just keep trading out
like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face
they kill like 10,000 people a year each
just fucking shoot them
batman does not kill people, you jerk
everyone deserves to live!
we don't even have to TELL batman
we just shoot them
that's the beauty of the plan
okay here's the deal, batman has his rooftop scrap with whomever, and as he's holding them and they're yammering on and he's scowling at them, elite snipers blow the face off whoever batman is holding
kablooey
I mean yes batman gets to see another person gruesomely shot in front of his eyes, nay, in front of his very face and yes he's gonna get some goo and bits on him and yes that's probably going to fuck him up a little bit more
but honestly have you seen what the dude does every day? I'd say he's about maxed out on how bad he can get
Also, it's okay to kill someone as long as you don't kill them directly
You can just sabotage the multimillion-dollar public transportation system your parents built as a means of pumping money into the city's economy, giving people jobs, and allowing workers a cheap method of rapid transit to the inner-city that would otherwise be impossible.
And also allow the slums to be flooded with poison gas.
Because of a technicality.
But you are not allowed to shoot the Joker. Just lock him up. Lock him away forever.
Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
you can kill as many people as you like as long as you don't kill WHOLE people all at once
this is why I propose only to murder the FACES of villains
Man this is where "every life is sacred" rhetoric breaks down
these dudes kill literally tens of thousands of people a year for no reason, or to TRY to kill batman
they're almost all completely insane
none of them are redeemable save for like 1, they will always kill!
why
not
end
them
put me in a room with bats for a bit and we'll hash it out
he may never use a gun but I bet not too many criminals can survive a grappling hook to the neck
Yeah but remember, Batman is the greatest detective. If you shoot one of his villains right in front of him he's going to track you down and give you some of his opinions.
Do you really want to be on the business end of that?
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
batman hasn't done any friggin detective work since like '83
someone killed all the guards at the bank with laughing gas, disfigured their faces into horrible grins, took all the money, shit on the floor, signed the shit with a joker card, and then broadcast a video of himself boasting about the crime and daring batman to try and stop him, all while making puns
It's not like when the Joker takes a dozen hostages in a coffee shop Jim Gordon would say "light the Batsignal" if one of his snipers could get a clear shot off.
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(fantastic totp, let's get some context on that)
a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever
I need like 10 hugs you guys :<
that's also the direction I run, but not for a while
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stupid
hugs
augh noogies don't count you butt
Well, ok.
there is basically NOTHING that does NOT qualify for a noogie
whoops standing near a door noogie!
currently eating a sandwich noogie!
oh ho ho your hair is growing extremely slowly you better believe that's a noogie
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they are bad at being noogied
one would flip on his buddy holly glasses and tell me that his current all natural "product" isn't supposed to get knuckle oils in it
and also that there's this band that he just heard of that I probably don't know about
and the other would be like
don't touch me bro don't be gay damn yo
diggity dog yo peace
who wants to trade
I want a little brother I can playfully torment forever, i'll just keep trading out
all my nephews are in another country
Fuckin' sexist bullshit is what it is.
Morality.
Psh.
she does have a history of picking on me as an older sibling should, but no noogies
I admit
I liked that
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I don't even understand this planet
sniper all batman villains
like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face
they kill like 10,000 people a year each
just fucking shoot them
Did you see what the top result in Google for "webcomic milk jug" is?
why
batman does not kill people, you jerk
everyone deserves to live!
except all the people who get killed by supervillains
they really should have been more careful
but as long as they are still alive, they deserve to live!
(If you say you didn't want to make this pun, you are a liar.)
we don't even have to TELL batman
we just shoot them
that's the beauty of the plan
okay here's the deal, batman has his rooftop scrap with whomever, and as he's holding them and they're yammering on and he's scowling at them, elite snipers blow the face off whoever batman is holding
kablooey
I mean yes batman gets to see another person gruesomely shot in front of his eyes, nay, in front of his very face and yes he's gonna get some goo and bits on him and yes that's probably going to fuck him up a little bit more
but honestly have you seen what the dude does every day? I'd say he's about maxed out on how bad he can get
but his parents were shot!
then fuck it, batman's as crazy balls as he's gonna get
he's a bat
man
he's at the end of the spectrum, a little more brain on his face ain't gonna hurt him
bat men
are also
men
You can just sabotage the multimillion-dollar public transportation system your parents built as a means of pumping money into the city's economy, giving people jobs, and allowing workers a cheap method of rapid transit to the inner-city that would otherwise be impossible.
And also allow the slums to be flooded with poison gas.
Because of a technicality.
But you are not allowed to shoot the Joker. Just lock him up. Lock him away forever.
this is why I propose only to murder the FACES of villains
Man this is where "every life is sacred" rhetoric breaks down
these dudes kill literally tens of thousands of people a year for no reason, or to TRY to kill batman
they're almost all completely insane
none of them are redeemable save for like 1, they will always kill!
why
not
end
them
put me in a room with bats for a bit and we'll hash it out
he may never use a gun but I bet not too many criminals can survive a grappling hook to the neck
bat-ling hook?
we'll work on it, bats
Do you really want to be on the business end of that?
someone killed all the guards at the bank with laughing gas, disfigured their faces into horrible grins, took all the money, shit on the floor, signed the shit with a joker card, and then broadcast a video of himself boasting about the crime and daring batman to try and stop him, all while making puns
who could have done this?
it's
a
fucking
mystery
They would do it
It's not like when the Joker takes a dozen hostages in a coffee shop Jim Gordon would say "light the Batsignal" if one of his snipers could get a clear shot off.
another subject: I assume gotham is in america, yes?
I mean, I'm not one for EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GUN laws
but if you live in gotham
you should probably HAVE A GODDAMN GUN at all times
I wouldn't walk out of my house unless I was wired with explosives
everyone gets fucking taken hostage like 2 times a year guaranteed