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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    NOT BRONSON ENOUGH

    Double whiskey straight, got it.

    with a steak floating in it

    Just order a nice piece of Rum Ham.

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    That can't be as delicious as it sounds.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    whoo more bills

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    mmmmm...rum ham...just don't fall asleep and let it float off

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Matev wrote:
    That can't be as delicious as it sounds.

    It is even more delicious!

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    I finished writing my song for my Satanee, I'll probably try to record a decent version tonight or tomorrow - hopefully they like it! And hopefully they decide to post it so everybody here can see it too :)

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    Dear Satanee,

    Your first something is on its way.

    When it arrives, be sure to post, because I don't have a god damn clue what it is.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Ten wrote:
    I finished writing my song for my Satanee, I'll probably try to record a decent version tonight or tomorrow - hopefully they like it! And hopefully they decide to post it so everybody here can see it too :)


    Gotta be honest ten.

    This sounds pretty cool.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Yay for starting to stitch all these squares together

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    I finished writing my song for my Satanee, I'll probably try to record a decent version tonight or tomorrow - hopefully they like it! And hopefully they decide to post it so everybody here can see it too :)


    Gotta be honest ten.

    This sounds pretty cool.

    It's nothing huge, just a little extra to the stuff I'm getting from their wishlist. But with no forum battles this year I needed a new reason to get all creative :)

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    sheri are you making a human centipede out of unhip people again

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    @zucchini will you marry me y or n

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Yay for starting to stitch all these squares together

    Oh, is it my scarf?

    8-)

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    you can never have too many scarfs, Sheri

    Amazon | XBLive: OkiWolf
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I am super excited for box number 2 you guys.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE

    nuh uh
    you can't tell me what to do
    you're not the boss of this van!

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Check out my post, Peggy

    I don't think TDOT's gift had anything to do with Satans (although I could be wrong)

    I needed a place to thank him publicly because it was totally out of the blue and this seemed as good a place as any.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Check out my post, Peggy

    I don't think TDOT's gift had anything to do with Satans (although I could be wrong)

    I needed a place to thank him publicly because it was totally out of the blue and this seemed as good a place as any.

    it's cool

    I was just saying it's not part of the Satans chain

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Check out my post, Peggy

    I don't think TDOT's gift had anything to do with Satans (although I could be wrong)

    I needed a place to thank him publicly and this seeme
    Fyndir wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    Or I've been buying things while drunk again!

    I have a friend with a terrible memory, who consistently orders himself things while drunk or been up all night, forgets about them entirely and gets all excited when he gets the packages.

    It's a great system.

    This is an activity I plan to partake heavily in when I get old and senile, right up there with watching the Matrix every day and having my mind abso-fucking-lutely blown every time.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Check out my post, Peggy

    I don't think TDOT's gift had anything to do with Satans (although I could be wrong)

    I needed a place to thank him publicly because it was totally out of the blue and this seemed as good a place as any.

    it's cool

    I was just saying it's not part of the Satans chain

    I just felt obligated to explain myself, a bru-ha-ha seemed to be brewing.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Ok after doing some thorough post stalking for my present I have uncovered two clues...
    HEY

    HEY SATANEE

    CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THE INTELLIGENTSIA GO FOR BREAKFAST IN CHICAGO?

    ...seriously though my Satanee is getting a giant box of Korean tampons.

    I only know what one of these are.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Seriously, what's a tampon?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    get outta here with that

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    @zucchini will you marry me y or n

    go on

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Ok after doing some thorough post stalking for my present I have uncovered two clues...
    HEY

    HEY SATANEE

    CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THE INTELLIGENTSIA GO FOR BREAKFAST IN CHICAGO?

    ...seriously though my Satanee is getting a giant box of Korean tampons.

    I only know what one of these are.

    It's all a trick because none of my clues actually mean anything

    OR THAT'S WHAT I'D SAY IF I WAS YOUR SATAN NOT THAT I AM OR ANYTHING
    Spoiler:

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    It's cool sal, just be glad that you are going to help form the coolest gift chain ever.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    hm, I'm coming to the realization that my satanee probably hasn't played a few really good games

    look at all the lonely people
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    A note to my Satan: if package tracking shows that something has been delivered, and I haven't posted, please have someone message me.

    Three reasons I can come up with off the top of my head for missing it:
    1) I generally sleep during the day and may not hear the delivery truck
    2) they don't just drop packages here, they usually leave a note on the door. Sometimes those notes get lost in the shuffle here.
    3) though I'm the guy that checks the mailbox at the street for my house, I usually only do it once or twice a week. If the package is small enough, they sometimes plop it into the Package slot and leave a key for us.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Priority Mail, 2-3 day shipping. My satanee will receive their present by the end of the week!

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    PLANNING. Its procrastination for winners.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I thought I could have everything ready to send today but there's always little stuff that still needs to be done. Tomorrow though and My Satanee should get the package this week.

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    My stuff should arrive tomorrow*
    Spoiler:

    Steam Starcraft SLeague of Legends
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    There was another box waiting for me today!

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    AW YEAH! I love that little smile!

    What's inside??
    More shaving stuff of course!

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    It's a genuine Colonel Ichabod Conk Badger Hair Shaving Brush and Chrome Razor and Brush Stand!
    TOTALLY SWEET!

    And a note!!!

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    My Satan was @chrishallett83 ! Our very own Numbers! Thanks dude!!
    Also, this promise of more... I wonder if this refers to the stuff I already got or even more because that would be nuts.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Nice!

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh no pipe, you showed everyone number's real name!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Also I like reading those messages seperately and with a Yoda voice.

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  • zen-zen- Registered User regular
    heh, David

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Oh no pipe, you showed everyone number's real name!

    I honestly blanked it out in photoshop

    but then thought

    why would I even

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I like how you boot up photoshop whereas I took a photo of mine with my phone ran out the door and then I uploaded and posted while at the train station.

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