hmm
i can't tell if what i want to send is illegal or not
it's all like
"it depends on your country, and your country's laws, and their state, and the different laws over there, and the kind"
and i'm just like
man
You still can't send anthrax to people. Or Anthrax albums. It's weird.
hmm
i can't tell if what i want to send is illegal or not
it's all like
"it depends on your country, and your country's laws, and their state, and the different laws over there, and the kind"
and i'm just like
man
You still can't send anthrax to people. Or Anthrax albums. It's weird.
I was sitting here drinking some water when it suddenly turned to hot lava and out splashed a demonic red-scaled salmon. It spewed out the remaining molten rock into my face and then spoke with the voice of a man, asking me to tell you this:
More not than often, I'll reach for the sky,
A fading symbol of days gone by.
A gatherer of things unsaid,
To those who owe, a source of dread.
I'll see you soon, perhaps tomorrow,
With tidings from the Lord of Sorrow.
It kept spitting in my face until I had it memorized. After it told me that it dove back into the glass and vanished. And it took my water with it, the jerk. Also, I'm still horrifically burned, so that's also cool.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Because I worked 2:30am to 5:00pm yesterday, i rewarded myself with a half day today. And it was a good thing I did!
Shortly after coming home, the gift from my Satan came! The extremely awesome and generous gift consisted of the Gravity Falls "six strange tales" DVD, The book, "Why Evolution is True" which the biologist in me was pumped for, and the "Back to the Future" LEGO set.
All very awesome things, I would take a picture, but my computer is on the fritz right now. The gift came and identified my Satan by their real name, so I won't reveal that. So, I will let them reveal themself for everyone to heap praise upon.
Because I worked 2:30am to 5:00pm yesterday, i rewarded myself with a half day today. And it was a good thing I did!
Shortly after coming home, the gift from my Satan came! The extremely awesome and generous gift consisted of the Gravity Falls "six strange tales" DVD, The book, "Why Evolution is True" which the biologist in me was pumped for, and the "Back to the Future" LEGO set.
All very awesome things, I would take a picture, but my computer is on the fritz right now. The gift came and identified my Satan by their real name, so I won't reveal that. So, I will let them reveal themself for everyone to heap praise upon.
I couldn't pass up an opportunity to give children Legos. It's only right.
Tis the season to leap up excitedly from my nap when the doorbell rings! Unfortunately tis also the season for there to be nobody there and no gift and then I was just overexcited with nowhere to go
Oh hey, many thanks to my Satan @Uriel because I DID receive Gone Home, The Stanley Parable, and Cook, Serve, Delicious on Steam!! (Now with gin + photos)
Give your things to the Satanee and add them back onto your wish list. Win win.
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
@sheri my friend who doesn't post but watches the Satans threads every year because they are fun said to tell you he is a fan.
He also wanted to know if you post any youtubes/videos of your crocheting.
Also if someone makes a current chains link, I'll update the OP
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Man.
I'm never not doing this again.
I'll just donate a kidney or something next year if I have to.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
What that post translates to is, you guys are awesome and I love riddles and sending people presents.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
@sheri my friend who doesn't post but watches the Satans threads every year because they are fun said to tell you he is a fan.
He also wanted to know if you post any youtubes/videos of your crocheting.
Also if someone makes a current chains link, I'll update the OP
@sheri my friend who doesn't post but watches the Satans threads every year because they are fun said to tell you he is a fan.
He also wanted to know if you post any youtubes/videos of your crocheting.
Also if someone makes a current chains link, I'll update the OP
I have a general "No Christmas before Thanksgiving" policy that I'm not giving up on. I am gathering ideas for my Satan, though. So once Friday hits, it's game on.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
I have a similar policy, except I don't celebrate Thanksgiving and use my birthday instead.
Which happens to be almost the same day this year. Or will be the same day, because of different timezones, or something. Anyway: your thanksgiving, my birthday, I am totally hitting up those Black Friday online sales.
That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
There has been some discussion about an appropriate day to hang the Christmas decorations in my family.
I'm of the opinion that twelve days before Christmas is plenty of time to put them up (hell, there's even a song about the twelve days of Christmas, right?), and obviously you take them down again before New Year's Day.
Apparently Amy and my sister Sarah consider December 1st is more appropriate. Oh well.
Actually the twelve days of Christmas start on Christmas day and go until Epiphany.
We pretty much go month to month with the seasonal decorations. First of October we put up Halloween decorations. First of November we take them down and put up Fall/Thanksgiving decorations. First of December we take those down and put up Christmas decorations. First of the year we pack it all up along with whatever new stuff we got.
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You still can't send anthrax to people. Or Anthrax albums. It's weird.
I was sitting here drinking some water when it suddenly turned to hot lava and out splashed a demonic red-scaled salmon. It spewed out the remaining molten rock into my face and then spoke with the voice of a man, asking me to tell you this:
More not than often, I'll reach for the sky,
A fading symbol of days gone by.
A gatherer of things unsaid,
To those who owe, a source of dread.
I'll see you soon, perhaps tomorrow,
With tidings from the Lord of Sorrow.
It kept spitting in my face until I had it memorized. After it told me that it dove back into the glass and vanished. And it took my water with it, the jerk. Also, I'm still horrifically burned, so that's also cool.
Feels like the fiiiiirst time ... feels like the very first time ...
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
It feels just like high school. Use me Satan. Let me perform dark deeds in your name.
I'm in Orange County, so I guess I'll send him a jar of smog?
Shortly after coming home, the gift from my Satan came! The extremely awesome and generous gift consisted of the Gravity Falls "six strange tales" DVD, The book, "Why Evolution is True" which the biologist in me was pumped for, and the "Back to the Future" LEGO set.
All very awesome things, I would take a picture, but my computer is on the fritz right now. The gift came and identified my Satan by their real name, so I won't reveal that. So, I will let them reveal themself for everyone to heap praise upon.
I couldn't pass up an opportunity to give children Legos. It's only right.
That song from Anastasia always goes through my head when people talk about Evil Minions.
I was kinda hoping that you would get to enjoy both parts together over the weekend!
But yeah, I hope you enjoy them I can only personally vouch for Stanley Parable though. Merry Xmas!
Just call it pizza casserole all ready. Thin crust, represent!
We both have excellent taste.
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He also wanted to know if you post any youtubes/videos of your crocheting.
Also if someone makes a current chains link, I'll update the OP
I'm never not doing this again.
I'll just donate a kidney or something next year if I have to.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Hi @neville's friend! Thanks, you're great!
I haven't posted any videos yet because I haven't got a setup for it that doesn't involve me trying to rest my phone on my boobs.
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And suddenly there was a huge upswing of interest in crocheting amongst certain male demographics...
They'd be like a table
Kind of
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Maybe some of us Satans like to draw out the surprise.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
At the very least, they're going to get a dirty drawing, courtesy of my husband (in the similar vein that Cilla Black got last year)
Are we doing a Community thing or something?
My shirt size in now L, so as opposed to other years I could actually use shirts in that size.
I don't remember the other thing.
Which happens to be almost the same day this year. Or will be the same day, because of different timezones, or something. Anyway: your thanksgiving, my birthday, I am totally hitting up those Black Friday online sales.
I'm of the opinion that twelve days before Christmas is plenty of time to put them up (hell, there's even a song about the twelve days of Christmas, right?), and obviously you take them down again before New Year's Day.
Apparently Amy and my sister Sarah consider December 1st is more appropriate. Oh well.
We pretty much go month to month with the seasonal decorations. First of October we put up Halloween decorations. First of November we take them down and put up Fall/Thanksgiving decorations. First of December we take those down and put up Christmas decorations. First of the year we pack it all up along with whatever new stuff we got.
Your boobs are spies
Not a table
Duh