I had a bit of a traumatic incident in a McD's back in 2011. I've only eaten there once since, and that was out of necessity. It was awful.
Last time I ate at McD's was almost a year ago when I had a bacon and egg bagel when we went to my son's band and drill competition for cadets. Regretted it for the rest of the day. Ugh...stomach was not happy with me at all.
Myself and a friend once spent an entire night in a 24 hours McD's because we forgot to book accommodation for a trip.
I've seen two really weird things in LoL that should not work, but did in at least one instance and baffled and/or enraged me.
Some rando on our team a few weeks ago said "fuck the meta." and did Jungle Goddamned Annie. It..should not have worked.
It did.
It was goddamned amazing.
Last night, loser and I were bot lane as Sivir and Leona up against Caitlyn and Goddamned Support Teemo
that shouldn't have worked.
Support teemo wrecked our shit.
Anyone can jungle. Seriously. Anyone.
Teemo is a great support because free wards and his blind will wreck your ADCs shit if coordinated properly.
The only problem is the usual Teemo probably of falling off late game. As support though you won't be able to split push effectively. God damn I love split push Teemo top. It is the rudest game to play.
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
Your chances are probably better at surviving a bullet than a few knife stabs though. Even point blank.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
Stupid question...
I dunno if my boss is letting our clients know that I'm leaving.
I'll just buy secondhand riot gear for home defense
it would be worth it for the chance to maybe scare the shit out and confuse the hell out of a burglar who breaks in one night and then down the stairs comes what looks like a policeman in full gear
just ????
it occurred to me the other day airsoft guns would be good for home defence
you get shot in the face with one of those and it'll at best hurt like hell and at worse blind you if you take an unlucky hit to the eyeball
worst comes to worst they're fucking heavy and can be used as blunt objects
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
doesn't your ass have arteries in it?
no, they're in the groin - the actual groin, not your junk
so being shot from the side, one bullet four holes, that'd be okay
i've already killed this thread by accidentally starting a gun control debate
so fuck it
in for a penny in for a pound!
*deep breath*
tipping is for losers - depends on the service
religion is the light - hmm...still undecided
uncut dicks are better than cut - Hellz yeah!
dogs are better than cats - Hellz yeah x2!
Republicans rule Democrats drool - Umm...no
rapeculture - Not touching that with my ten foot pole
that would be worth keeping a set in the bedroom and practice putting it on quickly; to make some burglar go "you would not believe what happened when I was burgling last year"
Nah, paint yourself blue and sleep in the nude.
I guarantee that running down the stairs painted up with your dong flapping will scare any burglar more than the most bad-ass tactical gear.
Bonus points if you're carrying some form of melee weapon.
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
A shit .22 / .32 revolver? You aren't hitting a house at 100 meters with that thing in the best circumstances.
that doesn't matter though, because who shoots at 100 metres
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I had another miserable evening in LoL but I did learn one thing: The only way to prevent Ludious raging about Teemo is to pick Teemo.
I pretty much wanted you to die of an aneurism when you told us Teemo wasn't the problem in our lane. I am pretty sure this is why I don't have psychic powers.
If we ever see a top that teemo is the perfect counter for, YOU SHOULD LET ME TEEMO. Smacking Shen around was so much fun. Im still sad that we got bounced from the Singed game. I would have made singed my prison girlfriend.
I dunno if my boss is letting our clients know that I'm leaving.
Should I let my favorite clients know directly?
when people who've handled our account have left in the past, i've always gotten a nicely written form email from them letting me know they're moving on to greener pastures or whatever
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
Your chances are probably better at surviving a bullet than a few knife stabs though. Even point blank.
depends greatly on the bullet and the knife.
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
i've already killed this thread by accidentally starting a gun control debate
so fuck it
in for a penny in for a pound!
*deep breath*
tipping is for losers - depends on the service
religion is the light - hmm...still undecided
uncut dicks are better than cut - Hellz yeah!
dogs are better than cats - Hellz yeah x2!
Republicans rule Democrats drool - Umm...no
rapeculture - Not touching that with my ten foot pole
when I watched the wire I just thought I could do these hits so much better, because I know the basic fact of a gunfight:
whoever throws the most bullets in the general direction of the enemy wins. Firepower is everything.
So, fuck glock nines, get me a machinegun.
Fun fact. For most urban drug dealer types machine guns and things are difficult to acquire. Or at the very least not worth the investment because of jail time and a possible need to throw it away forever.
Yay assault weapons ban. Sorta.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I am depressed at how long it took me to write that letter to my former coworker in Japan letting them know when I'd back in the country
I really need to get my revision/lesson schedule back in order
and probably start going to those conversation nights again
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
Your chances are probably better at surviving a bullet than a few knife stabs though. Even point blank.
depends greatly on the bullet and the knife.
Since the discussion is about crime / being murdered, it's fair to say a .22, a .32, or a 9mm.
I'd almost certainly bet on getting to the ER with a hole from that in me than a couple stabs of anything longer than a hobby knife.
when I watched the wire I just thought I could do these hits so much better, because I know the basic fact of a gunfight:
whoever throws the most bullets in the general direction of the enemy wins. Firepower is everything.
So, fuck glock nines, get me a machinegun.
Fun fact. For most urban drug dealer types machine guns and things are difficult to acquire. Or at the very least not worth the investment because of jail time and a possible need to throw it away forever.
Yay assault weapons ban. Sorta.
well, for everyone, even in america machineguns are a rarity
a pistol seems good for like, walking up, shooting one dude
hm
car bombs, is what I'd do
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
If I were Judge King of The World, Kanye would get a two week minimum security prison "time out" and the nameless douchnozzle would be prevented from bringing a civil suit.
that would be worth keeping a set in the bedroom and practice putting it on quickly; to make some burglar go "you would not believe what happened when I was burgling last year"
Nah, paint yourself blue and sleep in the nude.
I guarantee that running down the stairs painted up with your dong flapping will scare any burglar more than the most bad-ass tactical gear.
Bonus points if you're carrying some form of melee weapon.
That being said, you can run from a machete. You can't run from a bullet.
Eh. Most handguns used in crimes aren't particularly accurate.
Unless the shooter is arms-length away with the gun drawn and aimed at you (in which case you're pretty fucked either way) - they are probably going to miss or at least not hit something vital.
Much rather end up in the ER with a bullet in my ass than for getting stabbed a half dozen times or hacked at with a machete.
the accuracy of the gun matters at ranges of 100, 200 metres
people do suck at shooting though
I wouldn't bet on not hitting anything vital, though
very few parts of your body don't have anything vital in them (ass is one)
Your chances are probably better at surviving a bullet than a few knife stabs though. Even point blank.
depends greatly on the bullet and the knife.
Since the discussion is about crime / being murdered, it's fair to say a .22, a .32, or a 9mm.
I'd almost certainly bet on getting to the ER with a hole from that in me than a couple stabs of anything longer than a hobby knife.
i think the key here is bowen said multiple knife wounds and only one bullet wound
multiple knife wounds is generally bad times
a single knife wound is generally not a big deal unless it hits something vital
if I keep fencing and buy my own gear then the scenario could be that a man comes running down the stairs, wearing a fencing mask and nothing else holding an épee
If I were Judge King of The World, Kanye would get a two week minimum security prison "time out" and the nameless douchnozzle would be prevented from bringing a civil suit.
I'd add a mandate that the douchenozzle is only allowed to have children with minorities.
If I were Judge King of The World, Kanye would get a two week minimum security prison "time out" and the nameless douchnozzle would be prevented from bringing a civil suit.
I'd seriously just be like
Kanye, you can't punch people, it's not the right thing to do. *wink*
I had another miserable evening in LoL but I did learn one thing: The only way to prevent Ludious raging about Teemo is to pick Teemo.
I pretty much wanted you to die of an aneurism when you told us Teemo wasn't the problem in our lane. I am pretty sure this is why I don't have psychic powers.
when I watched the wire I just thought I could do these hits so much better, because I know the basic fact of a gunfight:
whoever throws the most bullets in the general direction of the enemy wins. Firepower is everything.
So, fuck glock nines, get me a machinegun.
Fun fact. For most urban drug dealer types machine guns and things are difficult to acquire. Or at the very least not worth the investment because of jail time and a possible need to throw it away forever.
Yay assault weapons ban. Sorta.
well, for everyone, even in america machineguns are a rarity
a pistol seems good for like, walking up, shooting one dude
hm
car bombs, is what I'd do
Hmm. Good luck gathering the ingredients without quickly incriminating yourself.
when I watched the wire I just thought I could do these hits so much better, because I know the basic fact of a gunfight:
whoever throws the most bullets in the general direction of the enemy wins. Firepower is everything.
So, fuck glock nines, get me a machinegun.
Fun fact. For most urban drug dealer types machine guns and things are difficult to acquire. Or at the very least not worth the investment because of jail time and a possible need to throw it away forever.
Yay assault weapons ban. Sorta.
Wife was watching an NCIS:LA reruns yesterday. They had a bunch of gang bangers who were showing off all the AK-47's a weapon smuggling ring got them (the entire point of the episode was to break the ring).
Seriously. This is the US. You can buy an AK variant at just about any gun store, and it's not rocket science to modify them. Definitely easier than smuggling a crate of them into the US.
The reason criminals rarely use those types of rifles in crimes has very little to do with availability, and more to do with the amount of heat using automatic weapons brings vs. the benefit of automatics.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
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K, this I need to hear the story on.
Anyone can jungle. Seriously. Anyone.
Teemo is a great support because free wards and his blind will wreck your ADCs shit if coordinated properly.
The only problem is the usual Teemo probably of falling off late game. As support though you won't be able to split push effectively. God damn I love split push Teemo top. It is the rudest game to play.
Your chances are probably better at surviving a bullet than a few knife stabs though. Even point blank.
I dunno if my boss is letting our clients know that I'm leaving.
Should I let my favorite clients know directly?
it occurred to me the other day airsoft guns would be good for home defence
you get shot in the face with one of those and it'll at best hurt like hell and at worse blind you if you take an unlucky hit to the eyeball
worst comes to worst they're fucking heavy and can be used as blunt objects
no, they're in the groin - the actual groin, not your junk
so being shot from the side, one bullet four holes, that'd be okay
that's cheating
Yup, as much as he is a colossal douche I cant blame him for laying waste to that prick
Nah, paint yourself blue and sleep in the nude.
I guarantee that running down the stairs painted up with your dong flapping will scare any burglar more than the most bad-ass tactical gear.
Bonus points if you're carrying some form of melee weapon.
that doesn't matter though, because who shoots at 100 metres
wtf
that shouldn't be considered assault
that should be considered education
If we ever see a top that teemo is the perfect counter for, YOU SHOULD LET ME TEEMO. Smacking Shen around was so much fun. Im still sad that we got bounced from the Singed game. I would have made singed my prison girlfriend.
whoever throws the most bullets in the general direction of the enemy wins. Firepower is everything.
So, fuck glock nines, get me a machinegun.
Just direct them to your replacement, and I would say it's in good taste to do so.
when people who've handled our account have left in the past, i've always gotten a nicely written form email from them letting me know they're moving on to greener pastures or whatever
depends greatly on the bullet and the knife.
Nuh uhh!
Fun fact. For most urban drug dealer types machine guns and things are difficult to acquire. Or at the very least not worth the investment because of jail time and a possible need to throw it away forever.
Yay assault weapons ban. Sorta.
I really need to get my revision/lesson schedule back in order
and probably start going to those conversation nights again
a bullet goes straight through you, as a best case scenario
Since the discussion is about crime / being murdered, it's fair to say a .22, a .32, or a 9mm.
I'd almost certainly bet on getting to the ER with a hole from that in me than a couple stabs of anything longer than a hobby knife.
well, for everyone, even in america machineguns are a rarity
a pistol seems good for like, walking up, shooting one dude
hm
car bombs, is what I'd do
If I were Judge King of The World, Kanye would get a two week minimum security prison "time out" and the nameless douchnozzle would be prevented from bringing a civil suit.
I do, usually
well not blue
Trick to grilling a salmon is making sure the meat is REALLY well oiled, and doing the skin side first.
i think the key here is bowen said multiple knife wounds and only one bullet wound
multiple knife wounds is generally bad times
a single knife wound is generally not a big deal unless it hits something vital
dont bullets fragment?
and the ones that don't stay inside cause exit wounts far larger than the entry wounds
I'd add a mandate that the douchenozzle is only allowed to have children with minorities.
I'd seriously just be like
Kanye, you can't punch people, it's not the right thing to do. *wink*
And then punch the kid again.
hahah yes. That was a rage-inducing game.
Arrow is ruining me
It is amazing how many things this is the trick for.
Ottawa I believe.
Hmm. Good luck gathering the ingredients without quickly incriminating yourself.
Wife was watching an NCIS:LA reruns yesterday. They had a bunch of gang bangers who were showing off all the AK-47's a weapon smuggling ring got them (the entire point of the episode was to break the ring).
Seriously. This is the US. You can buy an AK variant at just about any gun store, and it's not rocket science to modify them. Definitely easier than smuggling a crate of them into the US.
The reason criminals rarely use those types of rifles in crimes has very little to do with availability, and more to do with the amount of heat using automatic weapons brings vs. the benefit of automatics.
also the cleaner the grill, the better
like... no big chunks of previously grilled stuff