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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Just got out of FF7.

    Good thing I didn't apply mascara because it would've been all over the place at the end

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    HUMAN CENTIPEDE PART 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) features bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, with a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane.

    Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

    Is there anything Eric Roberts will say no to?

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    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never seen a Human Centipede movie and I'm ok keeping it that way.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    HUMAN CENTIPEDE PART 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) features bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, with a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane.

    Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

    Is there anything Eric Roberts will say no to?
    Absolutely not

    Motherfucker did A TALKING CAT?!?

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Newly elected President James America Conte has problems. Relations between the Chinese have broken down. The economy is in the crapper. The highway system has failed.

    Pressed with overwhelming stress and a vice president who is stepping on his policy initiatives Conte has a nervous break down.

    Once through, he realizes what he must do. Calling an emergency session of congress president Conte sets forth a visionary plan to save all Americans from the impending nuclear war, make everyone part of one of those human centipedes from them movies. That's like... A lot of people dumb dumb.

    Human Centipede 5: Centepede Across America

    No I don't.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Newly elected President James America Conte has problems. Relations between the Chinese have broken down. The economy is in the crapper. The highway system has failed.

    Pressed with overwhelming stress and a vice president who is stepping on his policy initiatives Conte has a nervous break down.

    Once through, he realizes what he must do. Calling an emergency session of congress president Conte sets forth a visionary plan to save all Americans from the impending nuclear war, make everyone part of one of those human centipedes from them movies. That's like... A lot of people dumb dumb.

    Human Centipede 5: Centepede Across America

    What in the wild blue fuck are you talking about?

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Newly elected President James America Conte has problems. Relations between the Chinese have broken down. The economy is in the crapper. The highway system has failed.

    Pressed with overwhelming stress and a vice president who is stepping on his policy initiatives Conte has a nervous break down.

    Once through, he realizes what he must do. Calling an emergency session of congress president Conte sets forth a visionary plan to save all Americans from the impending nuclear war, make everyone part of one of those human centipedes from them movies. That's like... A lot of people dumb dumb.

    Human Centipede 5: Centepede Across America

    What in the wild blue fuck are you talking about?

    HC5: CAA

    No I don't.
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I've never seen a Human Centipede movie and I'm ok keeping it that way.

    I saw bits and peices of it while extremely inebriated in college

    its dumb and gross

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    HUMAN CENTIPEDE PART 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) features bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, with a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane.

    Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

    Is there anything Eric Roberts will say no to?

    Going hungry

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    hey

    hey Raijin

    I just want you to know I wept tears of blood at your post

    thanks

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    hey

    hey Raijin

    I just want you to know I wept tears of blood at your post

    thanks

    I was just joshing ya

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh good, another Human Centipede movie.

    I was wondering how I'd go about cutting all the food out of my diet this week.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    Me.

    Or people who like marvel too much

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    People that talk while the movie is playing.

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    A physics nerd.

    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer

    is this a bit

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    I mean, maybe a film studies major?

    They are often the worst.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Interesting people talk during movies.

    Also jerks.

    I mean when are you going to talk about the rock kissing people? After the movie?

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Sitting in the theater, minutes away from FF7!

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I'm not sure that there is a good Christian computer game. I would be happy to be wrong though.
    well Run Jesus Run is basically the best video game of all time

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer
    oh my god this is wonderfully weird and specific

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer
    oh my god this is wonderfully weird and specific

    I'm just imagining them watching Star Wars.

    It is delightful.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My brother!

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer
    oh my god this is wonderfully weird and specific

    I'm just imagining them watching Star Wars.

    It is delightful.

    "is that man a lawyer"

    "no mom, he's a wookie"

    "...is he a wookie lawyer?"

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer
    oh my god this is wonderfully weird and specific

    I'm just imagining them watching Star Wars.

    It is delightful.

    "is that man a lawyer"

    "no mom, he's a wookie"

    "...is he a wookie lawyer?"

    well, chewie and han DO want their money down

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    Film student?

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Newly elected President James America Conte has problems. Relations between the Chinese have broken down. The economy is in the crapper. The highway system has failed.

    Pressed with overwhelming stress and a vice president who is stepping on his policy initiatives Conte has a nervous break down.

    Once through, he realizes what he must do. Calling an emergency session of congress president Conte sets forth a visionary plan to save all Americans from the impending nuclear war, make everyone part of one of those human centipedes from them movies. That's like... A lot of people dumb dumb.

    Human Centipede 5: Centepede Across America

    In the grimdark future of the year 30XX...

    In the darkest of spaces...

    Where no sun shine....

    Humanity will encounter....

    The ass-end of itself.

    Human Centipede X:
    Galactic Centipede

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I heard Centipede is going to have a role in this summer's new hit movie, Pixels.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    My favorite part was tej hurrying to roll the window up.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Bill's an uptight lawyer from the suburbs, Jonathan is a wild partying actor looking to make it big. These roommates are in a tight spot after their third roommate Steve, who always kept them together, dies from exposure! Bill's girlfriend Jessica finally decides to find them a third, making them put out an online ad!

    When they put out that advertisement to find a new third, they never expected to find someone quite like Dr. Pede.

    Now all four of them are living it up in the heart of Chicago, with Dr. Pede filling in for Steve just fine, making sure all of them are inseparable.

    Find the closest group of friends at home on NBC's newest hit comedy, "Stuck Together With Dr. Pede" Thursday nights at 8pm starting May 7th.

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    No I don't.
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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    With ideas like these I really should be writing for SNL.

    Because it's awful nowadays judging from that 40th anniversary episode.

    No I don't.
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    in the sixth movie, realizing they can't escalate it any further, executives reboot the franchise and take it back to basics

    it's just one guy stuck to his own butt. he lives forever

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I heard Centipede is going to have a role in this summer's new hit movie, Pixels.

    I can neither confirm or deny

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    in the sixth movie, realizing they can't escalate it any further, executives reboot the franchise and take it back to basics

    it's just one guy stuck to his own butt. he lives forever

    The Ron Paul Story

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    My favourite thing about the human centipede was how the doctor was complaining about how nobody understood his vision, like he was curing cancer.

    I was like dude, come on, it's me, you can level with me

    Your vision is asses pooping into faces, it's...ah, it's super dumb.

    Prohass on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    Film student?
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My brother!

    He's never told me anything about films he's said he has disliked other than that they are "pretentious."

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Quick, name a more tedious person to watch a movie with than a gun nerd

    My parents because for some reason they keep asking if every character is a lawyer
    oh my god this is wonderfully weird and specific

    I'm just imagining them watching Star Wars.

    It is delightful.

    "is that man a lawyer"

    "no mom, he's a wookie"

    "...is he a wookie lawyer?"

    No that's actually pretty accurate. They only watch dramas but don't understand them, so their default assumption is that everyone must be a lawyer.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    How 10 Movies Would Be Different If They Came From Nicholas Sparks Novels
    2. Pretty Woman: When Vivian and Edward attend the polo match, he is trampled by a horse. There is a reprise of the dressing-room sequence as she tries on black dresses for his funeral. "I'm going to be spending an obscene amount of money," she says to Larry Miller with a sad smile. He looks at her knowingly. "Profane, or really offensive?" he asks kindly. "Really offensive," she says. "Funeral offensive. Trampled by a horse offensive."

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    How 10 Movies Would Be Different If They Came From Nicholas Sparks Novels
    2. Pretty Woman: When Vivian and Edward attend the polo match, he is trampled by a horse. There is a reprise of the dressing-room sequence as she tries on black dresses for his funeral. "I'm going to be spending an obscene amount of money," she says to Larry Miller with a sad smile. He looks at her knowingly. "Profane, or really offensive?" he asks kindly. "Really offensive," she says. "Funeral offensive. Trampled by a horse offensive."

    Nicholas Sparks is the worst person

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