After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought blowjobs for everyone to the people of Haiti. (Elvenshae)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought African children to the people of Haiti. (Jdarksun)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought letting everyone down to the people of Haiti. (Anialos)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought friendly fire to the people of Haiti. (Corbius)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought media coverage to the people of Haiti. (Kaplar)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa to the people of Haiti. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
Such easy triggers, no wonder they're always happy.
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? A middle-aged man on roller skates (Anialos)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Freeing Willy (Corbius)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? The Make-A-Wish Foundation (Kaplar)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Inappropriate yodeling (Jdarksun)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Pistol-whipping a hostage (Iongantas)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Rudolph's bright red balls (Elvenshae) (*)
@Dr. Flamingo, why did you have to dodge a salvo from mancannons?
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a tribe of warrior women. (Corbius)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm penis envy. (Iongantas)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a toxic family environment. (Anialos)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a can of whoop-ass. (Jdarksun)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm Morpheus. (Kaplar)
You know, I think it's been a while since anyone has heard from him.
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from mouth herpes. (Jdarksun)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from switching to Geico. (Corbius)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE. (Iongantas)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from Stormtroopers. (Kaplar)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from the basic suffering that pervades all existance. (Elvenshae) (*)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from existing. (Anialos)
@Dr. Flamingo, what would get this Houdini-wannabe your attention?
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Oh dang, I wish I could pick both the last two just for lining up so well, but I'm gonna go with the basic suffering that pervades all existence.
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me blackface. (Kaplar)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me Bringing to the table, Our capitalized reputation, Proactively overseeing, Day-to-day operations, and Services and deliverables. (Anialos) (*)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me the tiniest shred of evidence that God is real. (Dr. Flamingo)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me pooping as quietly as possible. (Corbius)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me the Ubermensch. (Iongantas)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me half-assed foreplay. (Jdarksun)
@Elvenshae, how do you want to see Gary debase himself?
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me Bringing to the table, Our capitalized reputation, Proactively overseeing, Day-to-day operations, and Services and deliverables.
It's a good thing Anialos wasn't in that corner office, because the sheer amount of bullshit in that answer would've shattered the glass and sent them flying out.
Round 41: Anialos is judging
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
Please PM your answers while Anialos hopes that lipstick can wash off of the seat of their pants.
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The key is to have a cloud of ass-kissers thick enough to deflect attempts from haters.
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Dog shows and RPGs (Jdarksun) (*)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Being replaced by a robot (Elvenshae)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life (Kaplar)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Fine, I guess (Dr. Flamingo)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? A madman who lives on a policebox and kidnaps women (Corbius)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Clearly he is imitating a donut by connecting his head with his ass (Iongantas)
@Anialos, who will get a chance to capture the whole essence in a blank card?
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Disney presents: Dying of dysentary on ice! (Corbius)
Disney presents: The token minority on ice! (Iongantas)
Disney presents: Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship on ice! (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
Disney presents: My worthless son on ice! (Elvenshae)
Disney presents: Heteronormativity on ice! (Anialos)
Disney presents: Blackula on ice! (Kaplar)
@Jdarksun, what's going to sell out faster than PAX?
Sorry about the delay, didn't have time to process all the answers before spending the day with the boyfriend.
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A PowerPoint presentation!? (Iongantas) (*)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? Shaft!? (Elvenshae)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A cum stained Star Trek uniform!? (Anialos)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352!? (Kaplar)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? Actually getting shot, for real!? (Jdarksun)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A spastic nerd!? (Corbius)
@Dr. Flamingo, why are you burning them all for the insurance money?
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Look, your Powerpoint could at least use something other than text!
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Sigourney Weaver was an excellent runner-up, though.
Round 36: Iongantas is judging
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _______ to the people of Haiti.
Please PM your answers while Iongantas sciences the science to track down the earthquake machine.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought blowjobs for everyone to the people of Haiti. (Elvenshae)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought African children to the people of Haiti. (Jdarksun)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought letting everyone down to the people of Haiti. (Anialos)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought friendly fire to the people of Haiti. (Corbius)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought media coverage to the people of Haiti. (Kaplar)
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa to the people of Haiti. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
@Iongantas, what went best with celebrity power?
It's just so catchy how can you not love it.
Round 37: Dr. Flamingo is judging
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?
Please PM your answers while Dr. Flamingo wishes to never know what candy canes are really made out of.
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? A middle-aged man on roller skates (Anialos)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Freeing Willy (Corbius)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? The Make-A-Wish Foundation (Kaplar)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Inappropriate yodeling (Jdarksun)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Pistol-whipping a hostage (Iongantas)
What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? Rudolph's bright red balls (Elvenshae) (*)
@Dr. Flamingo, why did you have to dodge a salvo from mancannons?
Round 38: Elvenshae is judging
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _______.
Please PM your answers while Elvenshae looks for a better term than "Reindeer fluffer".
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a tribe of warrior women. (Corbius)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm penis envy. (Iongantas)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a toxic family environment. (Anialos)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a can of whoop-ass. (Jdarksun)
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm Morpheus. (Kaplar)
@Elvenshae, what am I until I change tomorrow?
I pick this one, because it's ironic.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 39: Dr. Flamingo is judging
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _______.
Please PM your answers while Dr. Flamingo attempts to vanish in a throng of milling kids.
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from mouth herpes. (Jdarksun)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from switching to Geico. (Corbius)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE. (Iongantas)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from Stormtroopers. (Kaplar)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from the basic suffering that pervades all existance. (Elvenshae) (*)
In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from existing. (Anialos)
@Dr. Flamingo, what would get this Houdini-wannabe your attention?
Round 40: Elvenshae is judging
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _______.
Please PM your answers while Elvenshae attempts to transcend office politics.
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me blackface. (Kaplar)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me Bringing to the table, Our capitalized reputation, Proactively overseeing, Day-to-day operations, and Services and deliverables. (Anialos) (*)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me the tiniest shred of evidence that God is real. (Dr. Flamingo)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me pooping as quietly as possible. (Corbius)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me the Ubermensch. (Iongantas)
Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me half-assed foreplay. (Jdarksun)
@Elvenshae, how do you want to see Gary debase himself?
Fuck yeah, synergy!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 41: Anialos is judging
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?
Please PM your answers while Anialos hopes that lipstick can wash off of the seat of their pants.
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Dog shows and RPGs (Jdarksun) (*)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Being replaced by a robot (Elvenshae)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life (Kaplar)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Fine, I guess (Dr. Flamingo)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? A madman who lives on a policebox and kidnaps women (Corbius)
If you have to describe Anialos using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? Clearly he is imitating a donut by connecting his head with his ass (Iongantas)
@Anialos, who will get a chance to capture the whole essence in a blank card?
Disney presents: _______ on ice!
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Disney presents: Dying of dysentary on ice! (Corbius)
Disney presents: The token minority on ice! (Iongantas)
Disney presents: Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship on ice! (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
Disney presents: My worthless son on ice! (Elvenshae)
Disney presents: Heteronormativity on ice! (Anialos)
Disney presents: Blackula on ice! (Kaplar)
@Jdarksun, what's going to sell out faster than PAX?
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Round 43: Dr. Flamingo is judging
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _______!?
Please PM your answers while Dr. Flamingo prepares to drop a shuttle on the house and start life over.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
You mean every round of CAH ever?
Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A PowerPoint presentation!? (Iongantas) (*)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? Shaft!? (Elvenshae)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A cum stained Star Trek uniform!? (Anialos)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352!? (Kaplar)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? Actually getting shot, for real!? (Jdarksun)
I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? A spastic nerd!? (Corbius)
@Dr. Flamingo, why are you burning them all for the insurance money?
Round 44: Iongantas is judging
What really killed the dinosaurs?
Please PM your answers while Iongantas works on a meteor wipe for the extinction presentation.