According to a friend, Prince did not die of an OD (nor did he fake his death to become a spy as was reported earlier in this thread.) No, he was going to go public about the Illuminati (or something), so they had him assassinated.
The proof: he was apparently assassinated in a Simpsons episode.
I guess the Illuminati run the Simpsons or something? And use it to give hints of their plans for world domination?
Haven't conspiracy theories about the illuminati and Hollywood seen a significant uptick wrt black entertainers the last few years?
IIRC: Jay Z was allegedly a member of the illuminati, the illuminati in Hollywood were trying to ruin Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, and a few other black comedians etc.
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I... honestly can't tell if he's using "goblin" figuratively or if he's being genuine.
I'm not sure if Alex Jones is even capable of speaking figuratively.
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He's being figurative. "Goblins" in this case is evil people who run the world. If he was being literal Alex Jones would be a lot more adorable and a lot less Alex Jones.
These people are a nonstop source of entertainment.
Well I just wasted many hours of my life and probably ruined my youtube recommendations on that channel. I'm so confused on his purpose or outlook on life. It seems everything that happens is a hoax. I wonder what he believes is actually happening day to day in the world.
These people are a nonstop source of entertainment.
Well I just wasted many hours of my life and probably ruined my youtube recommendations on that channel. I'm so confused on his purpose or outlook on life. It seems everything that happens is a hoax. I wonder what he believes is actually happening day to day in the world.
You can scrub your YouTube view history very easily. I highly reccomend it.
Clearly, this is a case of misinformation meant to distract the public from the real, full truth. Just look at the image and then tell me if this statement lines up?
Ok, so the government is using Pokemon Go as a way to track and herd the sheeple. And that if you see a bunch of Lures active in a small area, stay away. It's how the government is going to get large groups together for mind altering chemical attacks on the public.
Ok, so the government is using Pokemon Go as a way to track and herd the sheeple. And that if you see a bunch of Lures active in a small area, stay away. It's how the government is going to get large groups together for mind altering chemical attacks on the public.
Isn't that what Pokemon Go already is?
From a certain point of view, anyway.
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Ok, so the government is using Pokemon Go as a way to track and herd the sheeple. And that if you see a bunch of Lures active in a small area, stay away. It's how the government is going to get large groups together for mind altering chemical attacks on the public.
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It's less than that, really, it's just two sets of irreconcilable random nonsense clearly created by an english speaker with no knowledge of other languages (especially the ones supposedly based directly on Enochian). However, it is central to a really weird branch of magic which was actually considered acceptable by many Christian clergy even while they were doing elaborately horrible things to anyone playing around with any other form of magic, which still makes it part of a mythology interesting enough to make a video game about, and obscure enough that you can be sure Final Fantasy hasn't already stolen all the good names out from under you.
I see flat earth, GMO, chemtrails, and an elipsis no doubt leading to an incredible wall of text, and touching on all kinds of different stuff in the first image.
I've mentioned before how conspiracy theories seem to fall into a hierarchy wherein believers in theory X also believe in all the less crazy theories below it in the list. Serious, non-trolling flat earth is the pinnacle of the hierarchy and is already tied up in so many supporting theories that I almost want to read this guy's facebook to see just how deep the hole goes.
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
And he'll build a moon wall.
a Moon Wall around Gingrich's Moon Base! i think we might be onto something here.
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
And he'll build a moon wall.
If we tell Trump that Mexican rapists are hiding on the sun humanity might just get its first Dyson Sphere
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i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
And he'll build a moon wall.
If we tell Trump that Mexican rapists are hiding on the sun humanity might just get its first Dyson Sphere
Not without first bankrupting the whole planet at least five times over.
i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
And he'll build a moon wall.
a Moon Wall around Gingrich's Moon Base! i think we might be onto something here.
"When the Moonians send us their people, they're not sending their best."
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Haven't conspiracy theories about the illuminati and Hollywood seen a significant uptick wrt black entertainers the last few years?
IIRC: Jay Z was allegedly a member of the illuminati, the illuminati in Hollywood were trying to ruin Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, and a few other black comedians etc.
I'm not sure if Alex Jones is even capable of speaking figuratively.
Well I just wasted many hours of my life and probably ruined my youtube recommendations on that channel. I'm so confused on his purpose or outlook on life. It seems everything that happens is a hoax. I wonder what he believes is actually happening day to day in the world.
You can scrub your YouTube view history very easily. I highly reccomend it.
My guess is that you're so wrong it would normally require that patronizing "sweet summer child" phrase, but I could be off.
Which would describe Alex Jones entire career.
Let it not be said that I'm not wiling to admit I'm wrong.
That (the Alex Jones thing) is surprising.
When did succubus become a verb?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Martian "morse code"
Clearly, this is a case of misinformation meant to distract the public from the real, full truth. Just look at the image and then tell me if this statement lines up?
High resolution? You call that high resolution? Just like this "high resolution" image of Earth from "the moon"?
Isn't that what Pokemon Go already is?
From a certain point of view, anyway.
I am transfixed!
Nope, they've used Enochian already.
these new evolutions are just getting weird.
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I see flat earth, GMO, chemtrails, and an elipsis no doubt leading to an incredible wall of text, and touching on all kinds of different stuff in the first image.
I've mentioned before how conspiracy theories seem to fall into a hierarchy wherein believers in theory X also believe in all the less crazy theories below it in the list. Serious, non-trolling flat earth is the pinnacle of the hierarchy and is already tied up in so many supporting theories that I almost want to read this guy's facebook to see just how deep the hole goes.
I mean seriously, if the Sun is fake, what is real?
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It makes my teeth stay healthy and allows me to hear the sweet word of Barrack Hussein Obama in my head at all hours of the day.
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i first read that as 'Has ISIS captured footage of UFO' and was a bit confused. though maybe that would be the best bet for increasing NASA funding.
If Trump gets elected we just have to convince him and Putin that the best international dick measuring metric is how advanced a country's space program is and presto, Space Race Part 2: Mars Boogaloo
Just tell Trump Mexicans are sneaking in via the moon
And he'll build a moon wall.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
a Moon Wall around Gingrich's Moon Base! i think we might be onto something here.
If we tell Trump that Mexican rapists are hiding on the sun humanity might just get its first Dyson Sphere
Not without first bankrupting the whole planet at least five times over.
This is a double joke.
"When the Moonians send us their people, they're not sending their best."
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.