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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    Man, does anyone remember how shitty the nerf slingshot thing was?
    images%3Fq%3Dnerf%2Bslingshot%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff pice of fucking shit.

    Their frisbees and footballs, however, were quality.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love Pony stories.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    bad quality but you get the idea

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    You guys realize that harping on Wiggin constantly is just as fucking annoying as Wiggin himself, right?

    No, it's actually insightful and accomplishes this:

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shit man
    These jokes are fucking edgy.

    shut the fuck up or actually retort for god's sakes

    You run out of retorts quickly when it's really the same joke over and over again.

    ok, here's a new one.
    You shit your pants on a consistent basis, and no one will ever love you.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Well we already knew that.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    You guys realize that harping on Wiggin constantly is just as fucking annoying as Wiggin himself, right?

    No, it's actually insightful and accomplishes this:

    I stand corrected, fine sir.

    Let us celebrate with the adding of booze to.. uh.. more booze.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    When I was a kid I used to have the old bazooka, which had an old creaky fucking spring in it. The kick from that fucker planted me on my ass the first few times I shot it.

    PWAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There is a light that attaches to the top of the Maverick!

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    Oh god I want it even though it's probably just a shitty green LED.

    spono on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Do blowguns count?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    You guys realize that harping on Wiggin constantly is just as fucking annoying as Wiggin himself, right?

    No, it's actually insightful and accomplishes this:
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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    When I was a kid I used to have the old bazooka, which had an old creaky fucking spring in it. The kick from that fucker planted me on my ass the first few times I shot it.

    PWAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!

    I had that

    the Ultimator right?

    or was that Mattel

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, I don't want my Maverick to look like a real gun, because I don't want people to think I'm trying to murder them.

    Also, I need to get a second so I can get good at using two.

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think that, even though it would be impossibly hard to accomplish, a PAX Nerf Assassination game would be pretty kickass.

    You get a picture, a name, and something for the target to sign when you get them.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    You guys realize that harping on Wiggin constantly is just as fucking annoying as Wiggin himself, right?

    No, it's actually insightful and accomplishes this:
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    OH MAN, I just remembered how awesome my Koosh Vortex is.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    I want me a modded nerf revolver.

    I also want me some more paintball action.

    I only went once, had a busted rifle half the time, but it was still balls fun.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I used to ref at a paintball arena.

    That was a wicked cool job.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Paintball is really goddamn fun.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    OH MAN, I just remembered how awesome my Koosh Vortex is.

    i used to playtest those, as my mom worked for oddz-on, the company responsible for koosh



    but of course, they're not a company anymore

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    My brother and I made blowguns out of marker shells, reeds, and inch and a half long thorns.

    Once we shot a dog and made it bleed. It was, at once, the best and worst thing I've ever done.

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Speedball is gay. Rec ball is awesome.

    Speedball: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE sliiiiide FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE reeloooad FIRE FIRE *gunhit* FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE *pussy wipes a hit, what a faggot* FIRE FIRE FIRE reeloaad SLIDE INTO SNAKE FIRE FIRE FIRE

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Scenario games are the best. Hatfield and Mccoy was the shit.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Omegatofuninja, I like Nerf guns just as much as the next guy but when I see kids walking around campus, going to class, and eating dinner with Nerf guns, I have the urge to throw rocks at their heads.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The last time I went paint balling, I got in a car accident.

    I miss paint balling.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fuck yes.

    FUCK YES
    The Preparation
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    My Girlfriend, and my Gingerfriend

    The Good
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    The Bad and the Ugly
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    The Barricade
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    STORM THE GATES
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    God damn that night was fun. Just hours of nerf battle. Too bad the other guys were all dicks.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The Maverick has a shitty place to put sights.

    Scudo-I don't remember the name, but I do recall that the warning to not shoot at people or animals was stamped in large letters on the side, which I found to be quite funny as pretty much all I did with it was the former.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I want this longshot.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, I don't want my Maverick to look like a real gun, because I don't want people to think I'm trying to murder them.

    Also, I need to get a second so I can get good at using two.

    The Wal-Mart website has a set of two Mavericks for like $15. I'm heading out tomorrow to see if my Wal-Mart is shitty and doesn't have it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I want this longshot.

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    Do you curbstomp when you nerf?

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
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    Just, yeah, I liked the bow the most even after they kept releasin' all those ridiculous models

    man, the new bow model kinda licks ass.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That is fucking awesome.

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh my god Blaket that is the best thing

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I want this longshot.

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    Do you curbstomp when you nerf?

    No, I smoketag their bodies and then hump them a bit.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Omegatofuninja, I like Nerf guns just as much as the next guy but when I see kids walking around campus, going to class, and eating dinner with Nerf guns, I have the urge to throw rocks at their heads.

    Those are probably the Collins kids in the big Assassins game...

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    It's been forever since I've gone paintballing, but I think these look pretty damn cool.

    Also,

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    This is high quality for a knock-off.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am at work so I apologise if this youtube clip has really shitty music, but that lancer/longshot also has a Video

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Do blowguns count?
    Ask your mother.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'd go paintballing, but I simply do not have the kind of money for it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008

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    This is high quality for a knock-off.

    I have one of those, they are pretty cool, they auto eject the shells when you break it to reload.

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