I dunno about torrid affairs though, Sami. Your delicate features would make me feel like a dirty, dirty old woman.
They always say that at first. You'll come around. Besides, you're what, 26? That's nothing.
I am 24 goddammit
It was a shot in the dark off of the old woman comment, you look 22. 24 is totally within the margin of acceptability.
Are you at least half my age plus 7?
Even if you were, I likes my older men.
Man you are severely underestimating the SamiCharm.
Anyways, I'm not serious. I fully anticipate the bulk of our time spent exploring the city and/or watching cartoons. But I'm heading off for tonight, so I'll talk to you later.
Haha, the best part is when I had to explain why it took so long for a first time (I didn't want her to feel like her technique was lacking or anything)
"See we'll, I kinda joined a no wanking contest that started today so...I was kinda running on empty..."
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Haha, the best part is when I had to explain why it took so long for a first time (I didn't want her to feel like her technique was lacking or anything)
"See we'll, I kinda joined a no wanking contest that started today so...I was kinda running on empty..."
If this is true, fucking thumbs up.
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Haha, the best part is when I had to explain why it took so long for a first time (I didn't want her to feel like her technique was lacking or anything)
"See we'll, I kinda joined a no wanking contest that started today so...I was kinda running on empty..."
If this is true, fucking thumbs up.
It is. We're very casual about things in general, me and her, so she laughed her ass off.
Anyway, I'm fucking exhausted so night you gents, best of luck at the no wanking.
but having that good of a story to tell must make it all worthwhile
Well, like I said, I was only fifteen and I had very little experience with myself before then. That was the year I started masturbating, and didn't really know a lot about the penis. It was my sophomore year in high school before I had even kissed a girl. I think that the whole uncircucised thing made me a little ashamed of my penis back then, so I wasn't up on the knowledge or the experience. I knew the general bit on reproduction, but that was really it until my sophomore year.
Nowadays I can find a clitoris in the dark in my sleep, but back then you could have shown me a picture of the vagina that was upside down and I wouldn't have known it.
But to be honest, I'm glad it happened. It was a formative experience in my life, and it does make a pretty good story.
I hadn't known what a vagina looked like till about 15, when I first downloaded porn. It was like
Whoa, that man's penis totally just went inside that woman!
This is much better than cable television!
Oh my, she doesn't look that interested.
She's looking at her watch.
So I guess she didn't want that cum on her face then.
The first time I looked up porn, I knew I wanted to find some, but I had no idea where to look. I just typed in sex.com and tried to figure out what was going on in the banners for the next 45 minutes.
The first time I looked up porn, I knew I wanted to find some, but I had no idea where to look. I just typed in sex.com and tried to figure out what was going on in the banners for the next 45 minutes.
The first time I looked up porn, I knew I wanted to find some, but I had no idea where to look. I just typed in sex.com and tried to figure out what was going on in the banners for the next 45 minutes.
The first time I looked up porn, I knew I wanted to find some, but I had no idea where to look. I just typed in sex.com and tried to figure out what was going on in the banners for the next 45 minutes.
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Man you are severely underestimating the SamiCharm.
Anyways, I'm not serious. I fully anticipate the bulk of our time spent exploring the city and/or watching cartoons. But I'm heading off for tonight, so I'll talk to you later.
tNevs: goodnight, master
"See we'll, I kinda joined a no wanking contest that started today so...I was kinda running on empty..."
so you're part gay?
maybe if you were eight
but having that good of a story to tell must make it all worthwhile
If this is true, fucking thumbs up.
I am distinctly hearing rumblings for a pain/shame thread...
It is. We're very casual about things in general, me and her, so she laughed her ass off.
Anyway, I'm fucking exhausted so night you gents, best of luck at the no wanking.
I'm with you guys.
Choosing to rub an unknown substance on your wang IN SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE is goddam retarded.
Satans..... hints.....
Aaaaand that's the theme of Fox's newest game show,
"You put WHAT on your WHERE?!"
8/7 central
PAX 08: Kusu Flirts Too Much
The Alpha and the Omega...yadda yadda yadda.
why do people keep mentioning me
not to mention the blowjob you promised because of your failings.
best pax ever?
Well, like I said, I was only fifteen and I had very little experience with myself before then. That was the year I started masturbating, and didn't really know a lot about the penis. It was my sophomore year in high school before I had even kissed a girl. I think that the whole uncircucised thing made me a little ashamed of my penis back then, so I wasn't up on the knowledge or the experience. I knew the general bit on reproduction, but that was really it until my sophomore year.
Nowadays I can find a clitoris in the dark in my sleep, but back then you could have shown me a picture of the vagina that was upside down and I wouldn't have known it.
But to be honest, I'm glad it happened. It was a formative experience in my life, and it does make a pretty good story.
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You didn't know that jerking off in someone elses house is considered a social faux pas
Satans..... hints.....
Reading comprehension ++
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Agreed.
On the same note, should you be on your way to college Ein, or out. Don't jerk off in the Dorms. Ever.
pax 08: can kusu swallow all the attention?
8-)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Zot almost had me a couple dozen pages back
Whoa, that man's penis totally just went inside that woman!
This is much better than cable television!
Oh my, she doesn't look that interested.
She's looking at her watch.
So I guess she didn't want that cum on her face then.
They didn't have very good porn back then.
myself included
how long does this shit usually go on
As long as it takes.
Yeah.
I figure for me it'll go like this.
Me: "So long, potatoe! Come back soon!"
*drive home*
...
3 and a half seductive minutes later
....
*maek poast* "I'M OUT"
Skull Man the one from last year is still going on.
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My longterm plans show me loosing march 15th, no questions asked. Between now and then is totally up in the air however.
BOOOOOO
Last month seems like so long agoooo
Why you gotta hurt me
then they tried classing up and put clothes on them
and I was all 'fuck that'
then googled 'porn' or 'boobs' I think
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
sorry
SE is just too fast for me.
After that though things get a little rough.
Shit son that is only 11 days away.