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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Man back when I first discovered internet porn was when Morpheus was in it's heyday. Gigs upon gigs of free porn.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    christ you people are young

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Rane that was years ago, I'm talking like 2000/2001. I was 15/16 back then.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I've got the next week sealed airtight.

    After that though things get a little rough.

    The Tampax corporation is happy at one more satisfied custo--...

    ;3

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    wait, week?

    how long does this shit usually go on

    As long as it takes.

    My longterm plans show me loosing march 15th, no questions asked. Between now and then is totally up in the air however.

    Shit son that is only 11 days away.

    Oh shit it is.

    The next 4 days will be the worst, while I still sit next to an attractive lady-friend at work.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NSFW URLS BELOW!

    SERIOUSLY, JUST WARNING YOU.
    aspectofrobot (12:12:28 AM): people suggested that I edit out www.sex.com
    aspectofrobot (12:12:33 AM): I didn't, because really
    aspectofrobot (12:12:35 AM): come on now
    SarynMUD (12:12:41 AM): HAHAHA
    SarynMUD (12:12:45 AM): www.vagina.edu
    aspectofrobot (12:12:48 AM): ahahaha
    aspectofrobot (12:12:52 AM): www.vagina.gov
    SarynMUD (12:12:57 AM): Hahahaha
    SarynMUD (12:13:00 AM): www.cunt.org
    aspectofrobot (12:13:07 AM): www.twat.uk
    SarynMUD (12:13:20 AM): whoa
    SarynMUD (12:13:22 AM): cunt.org
    SarynMUD (12:13:23 AM): is
    SarynMUD (12:13:26 AM): not what you would ex;ect
    SarynMUD (12:13:37 AM): it redirects to 911hoax.com
    SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): wtf
    SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): lkol
    aspectofrobot (12:13:55 AM): ahahah
    SarynMUD (12:13:59 AM): "Well i *WAS* looking for a juicy twat but.. now that you mention it those videos of the 9/11 planes DID look suspicious..."
    aspectofrobot (12:15:07 AM): yeah fuck those towers
    aspectofrobot (12:15:08 AM): mm
    aspectofrobot (12:15:09 AM): yeah
    SarynMUD (12:15:28 AM): LOL
    SarynMUD (12:15:34 AM): can i post this chatlog? or no
    aspectofrobot (12:15:42 AM): yeah sure
    aspectofrobot (12:15:44 AM): you can
    aspectofrobot (12:15:46 AM): because you asked

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    christ you people are young

    grandpa, how do you keep so svelte

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Rane that was years ago, I'm talking like 2000/2001. I was 15/16 back then.

    hey we're the same-ish age

    also dude you discovered internet porn at 15?

    woof

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Whew.

    Masturbating is good times, you guys.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I REALLY WANT TO LOSE RIGHT NOW
    LORD DELIVER ME

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I bet it is

    but I'm not feeling THE ITCH yet so I'm good

    I've had to bundle my new nerf maverick back up to get an exchange because GURGH one of the chambers leaks something fierce

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Chico make ssure to not get anything on your keyboard you don't want your keyss to start ssticking.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My laptop is pretty old.

    Sometimes I think that my semen is all that keeps the keys from falling off.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Hey viv did you see that post I made at you

    you know

    posting in your general direction

    no I didn't which one was it

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=4697946#post4697946

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I REALLY WANT TO LOSE RIGHT NOW
    LORD DELIVER ME

    Kusu, I have your face.


    Do you like women in glasses?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    tossrock what the hell can I lick you

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    :winky:

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The only people that will be remembered in this game are those that go out early and those that stay in it for a freakishly long time.

    Which one do YOU want to be Kusu?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I REALLY WANT TO LOSE RIGHT NOW
    LORD DELIVER ME

    Kusu, I have your face.


    Do you like women in glasses?

    YOU KNOW I DO

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I actually really don't feel like jerking it tonight

    and I didn't last night either, no "last second popoff" for me

    weird

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    The only people that will be remembered in this game are those that go out early and those that stay in it for a freakishly long time.

    Which one do YOU want to be Kusu?

    I'm hoping for the latter.

    Preparation++

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i'm going to rape you and make you like it on the 20th neville
    so you're fucked

    also

    I'm out.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ahahahhahaha

    ;3

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nevs this may seem weird but uh

    If it comes down to me and you, wanna end it together

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nevs this may seem weird but uh

    If it comes down to me and you, wanna end it together

    Oh, it totally won't.
    I can't outlast ladies like mully and viv and Fiz.

    But hell, I can pretend if you want.
    :winky:

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Nevs this may seem weird but uh

    If it comes down to me and you, wanna end it together

    Oh, it totally won't.
    I can't outlast ladies like mully and viv and Fiz.

    But hell, I can pretend if you want.
    :winky:

    pretending is half the fun ;-)

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zonkytonkman - says:
    that is totally how gay people see vaginas, isn't it
    Zonkytonkman - says:
    digesting men for thousands of years
    Zonkytonkman- says:
    huge teeth

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i think "the sarlac pit" is the term

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sarlacc.jpg

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And straight dongers are like Boba Fett?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, I really want to stay in it with you guys, but as soon as this "shemale_fucks_hot_brunette.wmv" downloads I might be down for the count.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hehe omega
    just after he posted that
    i told him that i'd brave a toothy vagina if i knew that hot sex with boba fett was waiting for me at the bottom

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So Ein, did it suffer any long term damage?
    Perhaps you could tell Me about it visually.
    you know, an expert opinion


    ahahahah ;3

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sarlacc.jpg

    This image + WaM's shiny robot labia shirt = I am now approproaching Richard Simmons levels of gay.
    Sequins are appearing where I walk.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hahaha nice

    Seems like a lot of the SE++ fun can be found on MSN/AIM

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why am I not on the porn PM list?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."

    It's gonna be weird.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.

    The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You'll all be

    "Oh, there's Tofu. He's still winning the no whacking off competition. Huh"

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.

    The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.

    Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.

    DO YOU QUALIFY?

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