My longterm plans show me loosing march 15th, no questions asked. Between now and then is totally up in the air however.
Shit son that is only 11 days away.
Oh shit it is.
The next 4 days will be the worst, while I still sit next to an attractive lady-friend at work.
Wrench N Rockets on
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
NSFW URLS BELOW!
SERIOUSLY, JUST WARNING YOU.
aspectofrobot (12:12:28 AM): people suggested that I edit out www.sex.com
aspectofrobot (12:12:33 AM): I didn't, because really
aspectofrobot (12:12:35 AM): come on now
SarynMUD (12:12:41 AM): HAHAHA
SarynMUD (12:12:45 AM): www.vagina.edu
aspectofrobot (12:12:48 AM): ahahaha
aspectofrobot (12:12:52 AM): www.vagina.gov
SarynMUD (12:12:57 AM): Hahahaha
SarynMUD (12:13:00 AM): www.cunt.org
aspectofrobot (12:13:07 AM): www.twat.uk
SarynMUD (12:13:20 AM): whoa
SarynMUD (12:13:22 AM): cunt.org
SarynMUD (12:13:23 AM): is
SarynMUD (12:13:26 AM): not what you would ex;ect
SarynMUD (12:13:37 AM): it redirects to 911hoax.com
SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): wtf
SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): lkol
aspectofrobot (12:13:55 AM): ahahah
SarynMUD (12:13:59 AM): "Well i *WAS* looking for a juicy twat but.. now that you mention it those videos of the 9/11 planes DID look suspicious..."
aspectofrobot (12:15:07 AM): yeah fuck those towers
aspectofrobot (12:15:08 AM): mm
aspectofrobot (12:15:09 AM): yeah
SarynMUD (12:15:28 AM): LOL
SarynMUD (12:15:34 AM): can i post this chatlog? or no
aspectofrobot (12:15:42 AM): yeah sure
aspectofrobot (12:15:44 AM): you can
aspectofrobot (12:15:46 AM): because you asked
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
Zonkytonkman - says:
that is totally how gay people see vaginas, isn't it
Zonkytonkman - says:
digesting men for thousands of years
Zonkytonkman- says:
huge teeth
Man, I'm gonna be at PAX, and be all "Oh hey, there's Kusu, he was part of the not masturbating competition, and he threatens to rape people. Nice guy."
neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
neville you're on the list of forumers I will send a picture of my wang to if I ever get around to taking one. Right now it's just you and Redeemer as far as I know.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.
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The Tampax corporation is happy at one more satisfied custo--...
;3
Oh shit it is.
The next 4 days will be the worst, while I still sit next to an attractive lady-friend at work.
SERIOUSLY, JUST WARNING YOU.
aspectofrobot (12:12:33 AM): I didn't, because really
aspectofrobot (12:12:35 AM): come on now
SarynMUD (12:12:41 AM): HAHAHA
SarynMUD (12:12:45 AM): www.vagina.edu
aspectofrobot (12:12:48 AM): ahahaha
aspectofrobot (12:12:52 AM): www.vagina.gov
SarynMUD (12:12:57 AM): Hahahaha
SarynMUD (12:13:00 AM): www.cunt.org
aspectofrobot (12:13:07 AM): www.twat.uk
SarynMUD (12:13:20 AM): whoa
SarynMUD (12:13:22 AM): cunt.org
SarynMUD (12:13:23 AM): is
SarynMUD (12:13:26 AM): not what you would ex;ect
SarynMUD (12:13:37 AM): it redirects to 911hoax.com
SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): wtf
SarynMUD (12:13:38 AM): lkol
aspectofrobot (12:13:55 AM): ahahah
SarynMUD (12:13:59 AM): "Well i *WAS* looking for a juicy twat but.. now that you mention it those videos of the 9/11 planes DID look suspicious..."
aspectofrobot (12:15:07 AM): yeah fuck those towers
aspectofrobot (12:15:08 AM): mm
aspectofrobot (12:15:09 AM): yeah
SarynMUD (12:15:28 AM): LOL
SarynMUD (12:15:34 AM): can i post this chatlog? or no
aspectofrobot (12:15:42 AM): yeah sure
aspectofrobot (12:15:44 AM): you can
aspectofrobot (12:15:46 AM): because you asked
grandpa, how do you keep so svelte
hey we're the same-ish age
also dude you discovered internet porn at 15?
woof
Masturbating is good times, you guys.
LORD DELIVER ME
but I'm not feeling THE ITCH yet so I'm good
I've had to bundle my new nerf maverick back up to get an exchange because GURGH one of the chambers leaks something fierce
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Sometimes I think that my semen is all that keeps the keys from falling off.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=4697946#post4697946
Kusu, I have your face.
Do you like women in glasses?
Which one do YOU want to be Kusu?
YOU KNOW I DO
and I didn't last night either, no "last second popoff" for me
weird
I'm hoping for the latter.
Preparation++
so you're fucked
also
I'm out.
;3
If it comes down to me and you, wanna end it together
Oh, it totally won't.
I can't outlast ladies like mully and viv and Fiz.
But hell, I can pretend if you want.
:winky:
pretending is half the fun ;-)
that is totally how gay people see vaginas, isn't it
Zonkytonkman - says:
digesting men for thousands of years
Zonkytonkman- says:
huge teeth
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
just after he posted that
i told him that i'd brave a toothy vagina if i knew that hot sex with boba fett was waiting for me at the bottom
Perhaps you could tell Me about it visually.
you know, an expert opinion
ahahahah ;3
This image + WaM's shiny robot labia shirt = I am now approproaching Richard Simmons levels of gay.
Sequins are appearing where I walk.
Seems like a lot of the SE++ fun can be found on MSN/AIM
It's gonna be weird.
The problem is, if I'm going to take a picture of my cock, it has to be hard, and the last thing I want to do in a test to see how long I can go without orgasming is give myself an erection.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
"Oh, there's Tofu. He's still winning the no whacking off competition. Huh"
Not fapping while erect requires the will of a warrior, or someone smarter than a chimp.
DO YOU QUALIFY?