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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember when I used to be into asian porn, specifically asian anal porn

    Very very into the asian anal porn

    So much so, I started looking into asian ladyboys because they always took it in the ass

    :(

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'll take a couple prettyboys and handsome dudes.

    Don't have to be gay to appreciate a handsome man.

    Or a pretty face.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just because you're masturbating to pornography involving two penises and no vaginas doesn't mean you're gay, just a filthy sodomite

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Swordfights you know how I said nice things about you that time
    I take them back you fag

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Just because you're masturbating to pornography involving two penises and no vaginas doesn't mean you're gay, just a filthy sodomite

    Ermm..no im pretty sure that gay...

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phew, ladyboys. Either they look absolutely fantastic or are terrifying with grapefruit breasts.

    The russian roulette of porn.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sometimes I'll just click on to random videos, and there will be a really pretty chick getting ready to do something naughty, just dancing, or posing for the camera, and then she'll whip out her dick.

    And I just stop, blink a few times, and take my hand off my cock and applaud.

    Like, dang.

    Good job.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Just because you're masturbating to pornography involving two penises and no vaginas doesn't mean you're gay, just a filthy sodomite

    i've had a surprise 2 penises and no vag porn before

    both parties had breasts...so i thought it was lesbian

    boy was i ever mistaken

    (didn't stop me)

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sometimes I'll just click on to random videos, and there will be a really pretty chick getting ready to do something naughty, just dancing, or posing for the camera, and then she'll whip out her dick.

    And I just stop, blink a few times, and take my hand off my cock and applaud.

    Like, dang.

    Good job.

    Why'd you stop?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sometimes I'll just click on to random videos, and there will be a really pretty chick getting ready to do something naughty, just dancing, or posing for the camera, and then she'll whip out her dick.

    And I just stop, blink a few times, and take my hand off my cock and applaud.

    Like, dang.

    Good job.

    Slap your monitor with a stylized high-five

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sometimes I'll just click on to random videos, and there will be a really pretty chick getting ready to do something naughty, just dancing, or posing for the camera, and then she'll whip out her dick.

    And I just stop, blink a few times, and take my hand off my cock and applaud.

    Like, dang.

    Good job.

    Slap your monitor with a stylized high-five

    That'll leave stains all over the monitor.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I might go to an amateur porn festival they have here in Seattle each year with some people. That could be fun. I should ask Callius about it, as I know he's been.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sometimes I'll just click on to random videos, and there will be a really pretty chick getting ready to do something naughty, just dancing, or posing for the camera, and then she'll whip out her dick.

    And I just stop, blink a few times, and take my hand off my cock and applaud.

    Like, dang.

    Good job.

    Slap your monitor with a stylized high-five

    That'll leave stains all over the monitor.

    Victory indicators

    That is what you will call the stains

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I might go to an amateur porn festival they have here in Seattle each year with some people. That could be fun. I should ask Callius about it, as I know he's been.

    Sounds lovley, watch out for the guys.

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

    Hah!
    I really..and I mean REALLY think that the whole thing was phony. Choclate was a dircet use in that video.

    Don't even get me started on the BME Pain Olympics.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

    the thing is, most people only know of the 60-second trailer and think it's the real deal
    has she watched the hour-long one 5 times? or just the 60-second thing

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

    the thing is, most people only know of the 60-second trailer and think it's the real deal
    has she watched the hour-long one 5 times? or just the 60-second thing

    Wow thats a good question. Rocker prably wouldn't take the time to sit through the hour-long one though. I mean..60sec trailer is enough, ye?

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Going back to laughinfuzzball's bro though, im glad that he was able to confirm that his brother was pumping to anime prono. If he saw scat on the screen or some other 2g1c things on the screen...man i'd like to laugh about what happend then.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    hmm, this thread's all sticky

    i'm with the literotica crowd, myself

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    also, really, nerds make too big of a deal about jerkin' it to anime porn

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I used to look at some hella hentai in middle school

    I pretty much stopped after that

    [edit] I remember excitedly explaining to my friend that they had dubbed in squishing noises in one video while we sat out of sports in eighth grade PE

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    Going back to laughinfuzzball's bro though, im glad that he was able to confirm that his brother was pumping to anime prono. If he saw scat on the screen or some other 2g1c things on the screen...man i'd like to laugh about what happend then.

    I don't have concrete confirmation yet, I just know him. I'll check his browser history later.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i don't actively hunt out hentai/anime stuff (anymore)

    but, if it's there, and it looks good, why the fuck not?

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also, really, nerds make too big of a deal about jerkin' it to anime porn

    Under most circumstances, yes they do.

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    Going back to laughinfuzzball's bro though, im glad that he was able to confirm that his brother was pumping to anime prono. If he saw scat on the screen or some other 2g1c things on the screen...man i'd like to laugh about what happend then.

    I don't have concrete confirmation yet, I just know him. I'll check his browser history later.

    Oh geez. Tell us when ya do.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i remember when one of the MAJOR FORUMERS was like 'yeah, i looked at hentai non-ironically'

    and i was horrified for like a second and then i thought, 'wait, why not?'

    that might have been the beginning of the time where i was not retarded about sex

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my mom found hentai in my computer history once, in like junior high

    ends up after I went to bed, my friend who slept over on most weekends stayed up all night looking at hentai

    she also gave me lice the summer after 8th grade

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hentai is annoying.

    It seems like the only consensual sex is between family members.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, I used to look at nothing else but hentai. Nowadays I'm going there to look for some stuff to shock people.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hentai is annoying.

    It seems like the only consensual sex is between family members.

    problem being....

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

    the thing is, most people only know of the 60-second trailer and think it's the real deal
    has she watched the hour-long one 5 times? or just the 60-second thing

    Tell you what I'l ask her tomorrow when I talk to her
    Wait no, Wednesday, I'm not going to be home till late because of class tomorrow

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hentai is annoying.

    It seems like the only consensual sex is between family members.

    what disturbs me is how many videos with the 'incest' tag are in the 'most viewed' segments of porn social network sites

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i remember when one of the MAJOR FORUMERS was like 'yeah, i looked at hentai non-ironically'

    and i was horrified for like a second and then i thought, 'wait, why not?'

    that might have been the beginning of the time where i was not retarded about sex

    I guess hentai can be good in a way. For example, if a man or a woman feels that jacking/whacking off to regular porn (fuck yeah!!) is degrading to women *ahem* then hentai would be his or her alternate source for fantasy pleasure.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    hmm, this thread's all sticky

    i'm with the literotica crowd, myself

    Is this where we compare notes on favorite authors like some people talk about favorite stars?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you know
    the reason i stopped looking at hentai exclusively was because the site i used to use went from 80% free 20% pay to 40% free 60% pay

    i had to branch out

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    I have this story in the back of my mind of Cortana being raped by 2 Elites and a Hunter.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never been able to jerk it to hentai
    Just completely unable to do it

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