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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    i remember when one of the MAJOR FORUMERS was like 'yeah, i looked at hentai non-ironically'

    and i was horrified for like a second and then i thought, 'wait, why not?'

    that might have been the beginning of the time where i was not retarded about sex

    I guess hentai can be good in a way. For example, if a man or a woman feels that jacking/whacking off to regular porn (fuck yeah!!) is degrading to women *ahem* then hentai would be his or her alternate source for fantasy pleasure.

    What?

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    Ice breaker: 2girls1cup

    The rocker chick friend claims to have seen this 5 times
    But she was only drunk out of her mind the first time
    The rest she was sober

    the thing is, most people only know of the 60-second trailer and think it's the real deal
    has she watched the hour-long one 5 times? or just the 60-second thing

    Tell you what I'l ask her tomorrow when I talk to her
    Wait no, Wednesday, I'm not going to be home till late because of class tomorrow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Namyi4Bpo

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    You know
    Pretty sure that counts as trolling, Synth

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Beyond wrote: »
    i remember when one of the MAJOR FORUMERS was like 'yeah, i looked at hentai non-ironically'

    and i was horrified for like a second and then i thought, 'wait, why not?'

    that might have been the beginning of the time where i was not retarded about sex

    I guess hentai can be good in a way. For example, if a man or a woman feels that jacking/whacking off to regular porn (fuck yeah!!) is degrading to women *ahem* then hentai would be his or her alternate source for fantasy pleasure.

    What?

    Yeah, maybe if it was depicting consensual mutual sex and drawn by a diverse group of well payed and respected artists, maybe.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know
    Pretty sure that counts as hilarious, Synth

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was gonna say.



    Wait Wiggin's going to talk to a girl?


    Really?

    Like in the real world?

    We'll have our answer once she gets on AIM or something?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    pretty sure it's goddamn hilarious every time I see it

    edit: sara get out of my head

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    wiggin do you realize which forum you are posting in

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    I have this story in the back of my mind of Cortana being raped by 2 Elites and a Hunter.

    But Cortana is a hologram.

    You'd have some seriously pissed user comments if you went that route.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty sure Wiggin's Wiggining out.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Shit gets old after a while
    I mean if it was at least a new joke I could go yeah uh-huh
    But man
    The same shit over and over and over
    Come up with new material, people

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    One of my favourite sites went from free to like 20% free and 80% pay. It really was the best site you could find for uh, that fetish.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Shit gets old after a while
    I mean if it was at least a new joke I could go yeah uh-huh
    But man
    The same shit over and over and over
    Come up with new material, people

    todd_dontknowhow.png

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Beyond wrote: »
    i remember when one of the MAJOR FORUMERS was like 'yeah, i looked at hentai non-ironically'

    and i was horrified for like a second and then i thought, 'wait, why not?'

    that might have been the beginning of the time where i was not retarded about sex

    I guess hentai can be good in a way. For example, if a man or a woman feels that jacking/whacking off to regular porn (fuck yeah!!) is degrading to women *ahem* then hentai would be his or her alternate source for fantasy pleasure.

    What?

    Yeah, maybe if it was depicting consensual mutual sex and drawn by a diverse group of well payed and respected artists, maybe.

    Haha. I guess so then.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Shit gets old after a while
    I mean if it was at least a new joke I could go yeah uh-huh
    But man
    The same shit over and over and over
    Come up with new material, people

    todd_dontknowhow.png

    Good show, sir

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Shit gets old after a while
    I mean if it was at least a new joke I could go yeah uh-huh
    But man
    The same shit over and over and over
    Come up with new material, people

    Comeback_Line_98.JPG

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    skull man

    don't do that

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    I have this story in the back of my mind of Cortana being raped by 2 Elites and a Hunter.

    But Cortana is a hologram.

    You'd have some seriously pissed user comments if you went that route.

    I read a story on it a while back.

    I could probably find it.

    They trap her in a program and then give her like e-feelings using a virus-semen shooting tentacle dick and then rape her in every orifice.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    whatever you say, chief

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want to know how to use the Poker Face

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    8-)

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I bet you'd like to Poke Her Face

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    I have this story in the back of my mind of Cortana being raped by 2 Elites and a Hunter.

    But Cortana is a hologram.

    You'd have some seriously pissed user comments if you went that route.

    I read a story on it a while back.

    I could probably find it.

    They trap her in a program and then give her like e-feelings using a virus-semen shooting tentacle dick and then rape her in every orifice.

    So they wrote a Tentacle Monster computer virus?

    All filthy little 1s and 0s crammed into every hole.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    one time I wrote a story about misty getting raped by the squirtle squad

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pretty much.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    one time I wrote a story about misty getting raped by the squirtle squad

    Shit times like this I wish I had the zooming emote gif on this computer

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    okay, so

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    thorpe wrote: »
    AHahhaha ohgod Literotica.

    I'm pretty sure my 13 year old self has implanted at least one story within that wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    I have this story in the back of my mind of Cortana being raped by 2 Elites and a Hunter.

    But Cortana is a hologram.

    You'd have some seriously pissed user comments if you went that route.

    I read a story on it a while back.

    I could probably find it.

    They trap her in a program and then give her like e-feelings using a virus-semen shooting tentacle dick and then rape her in every orifice.

    So they wrote a Tentacle Monster computer virus?

    All filthy little 1s and 0s crammed into every hole.

    Well more accurately, the tentacle only administered the virus.

    The Elites and Hunter then entered the program themselves and triple teamed her.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "Squirtle squirtle squirt! SQUIRTLE!"

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The first thing I can ever remember masturbating to was some saucy novel based off the Aliens franchise.

    Not the uhh, alien face rape scenes.

    (the human face rape scenes)

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    squirtlesquad.jpg

    EP12372.jpg
    0132.JPG

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Squirtle squad was the shit
    But man
    Why

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh to be young again

    when anime porn was new and exciting instead of rape filled and generally not arousing

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man what

    I didn't really

    jeez

    like you aren't really this crippling awkward social clusterbomb

    it's just your shtick

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i wish we could just disperse onto the internet and find awful sex fanfics to post. like the ones captain k was reading in vent.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Tabasco dongs.

    The harshest torture.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    it's pretty funny how extremely picky i am with porn

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Wanna get a female Squirtle and call it Squirt.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    it's pretty funny how extremely picky i am with porn

    Ditto.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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