When I get tired of it I try to (spoilered because some of you are sensitive)
jerk the shaft and put my lips and tongue on the head
but they're always like "god dammit stop cheating"
edit: oops there were a lot of posts that appeared after i first started typing. this was about blowjobs fyi
I've never, ever been opposed to manual stimulation during oral sex, but I'm going to start telling girls this just to spite them.
Also, who would really care if that weren't spoilered?
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
Ever have an orgasm that doesn't make sense mathematically, as in the volume capacity of your balls and the amount that comes out don't coincide at all?
Ever have an orgasm that doesn't make sense mathematically, as in the volume capacity of your balls and the amount that comes out don't coincide at all?
Man, we already had a conversation about Round Two sex
Posts
Who I gotta cut
so dude comes over to rape you but it's like sorry man this spot is taken
Hey, 9 out of 10 people approve of any given gang bang
If you're Sasha Grey it's not called a gang-bang it's just Tuesday afternoon
The other person was too busy being poled nine times to be polled.
suddenly i have found jesus and I hate rainbows
sup.
listen. I just don't like visualizing me penetrating a swollen conglomerate of roast beef, fatty bacon strips and emotional dependency.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
(That was the joke)
sup
stop copies me.
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you actually have to be confronted with a vagina in the wild to have a valid opinion about it dude, sorry
Also, who would really care if that weren't spoilered?
I know this to be false.
it'll just come off its chains.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Man, I am pleased as punch whenever I am even around a pretty lady's bajingo
Hookin' up with pretty ladies is a privilege, not a right.
A lesson you best learn, my friend.
You have given me a new word to use when talking about a vagina
Bajingo
You reminded me of this.
Man, we already had a conversation about Round Two sex
Do try to keep up
fuck I need to stop munching on this crushed ice and get more coffee
Bigby's Grasping Hand, indeed
Tasha's Hideous Laughter
I like being here because other people are nearly as nerdy as I am.
edit oh my god it got worse, even
This is fucking bizarre
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
And then introducing them to your partner, Gary
We train world class show horses
who are also gay.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Pooro you showed my the best band today
I think I love you
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Read one of Joey Goebel's books!
The Anomalies is a quick read, total popcorn lit. An easy intro.
Torture the Artist is just as accessible, but is just ridiculously clever on pretty much every possibly level. I love it to death.