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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You know Rogue is totally into latex/bondage stuff because then she can get some without killing a dude

    Weaver on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    You know Rogue is totally into latex/bondage stuff because then she can get some without killing a dude

    YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
    I'LL CALL YOU UP
    YOU ACT LIKE YOUR PUSSY DON'T INTERRUPT.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    she'd never get any mosquito bites or ticks

    also dammit bel, no one should do that ant analogy strength crap anymore. it really has less to do with physical strength and more to do with weight and physical properties of materials at that scale.

    also I'm sorry for saying dammit.

    so sorry
    dundundun! too much dr who

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Can Rogue pet animals are does she have a sudden urge to yiff if she does that?

    If she fingers herself she turns into a hardcore dyke.

    And thus was Holland saved

    There's a lot of situations in comics that would be awkward when you apply the powers to everyday activities.

    Like you see Rogue walking down the hall with blue hair all over her mouth, and you instantly know she gave Beast a wicked hummer.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    First woman in the history of history to actually use a dental dam.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If she jumps in a lake do a bunch of dead fish float to the top?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    She wouldn't be able to digest food properly without the bacteria in her intestines.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was wondering the other day is rogue's powers only apply to human physiology, and determined that they would pretty much have to.

    otherwise every single tiny little living thing as as human being come into contact with on a daily basis would be traumatizing for her.

    and how damn strong would she be if she could just drain ants all the time

    haha she'd have to drain a lot of them though

    If the multiplication of weight vs weight lifted carries over, not really

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If someone doesn't have powers Rogue only absorbs memories and their personality

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    or maybe her powers only apply if the thing she is touching is capable of cogent thought processes. i mean, aliens are always making their way into the marvel world, is she powerless against them? anyone know if she's ever faced a skrull?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    First woman in the history of history to actually use a dental dam.

    Somebody's never met a Technical Virgin

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    If someone doesn't have powers Rogue only absorbs memories and their personality

    yea, but what if a fly flies into her face.

    does she now think like a fly?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    she starts throwing up on her food

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    or maybe her powers only apply if the thing she is touching is capable of cogent thought processes. i mean, aliens are always making their way into the marvel world, is she powerless against them? anyone know if she's ever faced a skrull?

    Face down, ass up
    That's the way Rogue likes to fuck

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    what if she is eating a chicken sandwich

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    goddamnit Mysst

    that's a mouthfull of coffee I'm never getting back

    Weaver on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    she starts taking a shit every two seconds

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just leave your boxers on, wear a condom and go at it from behind and Rogue is no danger

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm putting way too much thought into this

    Weaver on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've seriously gotta stop making 2 Live Crew jokes

    That shit is so far past its expiration date, I bet Fresh Kid Ice wouldn't even get 'em any more

    Poorochondriac on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    I remember listening to 2 Live Crew back in grade school and being all "this must be what adults listen to when kids arent around"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    or maybe her powers only apply if the thing she is touching is capable of cogent thought processes. i mean, aliens are always making their way into the marvel world, is she powerless against them? anyone know if she's ever faced a skrull?

    Face down, ass up
    That's the way Rogue likes to fuck
    man everyone likes to fuck this way.

    at least, everyone I wanna know.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Just leave your boxers on, wear a condom and go at it from behind and Rogue is no danger

    You have to wear gloves too. How else are you going to keep hold of dat ass?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I always pictured Mystique doing odd shit like turning into Al Roker right when the guy finishes just to fuck with his head

    Weaver on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    this is why i always liked kitty pride

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    rogue has filled the mansion's basement with erotic machinery

    Mysst on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    rogue has filled the mansion's basement with erotic machinery

    Rogue secretly owns & operates fuckingmachines.com

    Weaver on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    xxxmen.com

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    xxxmen.com

    By Warren Ellis

    Weaver on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe has a terrible sex life and is depressed all the time.

    That's basically a condensed version of my facebook statuses from the last month or so.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ihaveaweirdmutationthatmakesitimpossibleformetotouchyouwithoutafatality.com

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    xxxmen.com

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    Pencils and Covers by Greg Land

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    myspace:facebook::whore:escort

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    rogue has filled the mansion's basement with erotic machinery

    Rogue secretly owns & operates fuckingmachines.com

    fullbodycondoms.org

    spono on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ihaveaweirdmutationthatmakesitimpossibleformetotouchyouwithoutafatality.com

    Suicide Girls already exists, stupid

    Poorochondriac on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    myspace:facebook::whore:escort

    both whores and escorts can be found easily on myspace

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    pooro I would report that for awesome but somebody took away my report button ages ago

    Weaver on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wish someone would make a new fallout thread

    Skull Man on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ihaveaweirdmutationthatmakesitimpossibleformetotouchyouwithoutafatality.com

    Suicide Girls already exists, stupid

    god damnit two for two


    you are on fire tonight pooro.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    guys I have decided that height is not going to be any limitation for me when I hit on women.

    Mysst on
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