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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    ITT Tox is creepy.

    Or still in his teens.

    Shit would make a lot more sense if he was 15 or something, mad crush on his 12 year old cousin.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i heard Metzger was a douchebag

    i got here as fast as i could

    cause he is

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i heard Metzger was a douchebag

    i got here as fast as i could

    cause he is

    What a brilliant contribution, standing ovation I say.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i hope you are being serious

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    ITT Tox is creepy.

    Or still in his teens.

    Shit would make a lot more sense if he was 15 or something, mad crush on his 12 year old cousin.

    Being 31, I'm consistently amazed by the age of pubescence and it's ever-dwindling nature. You hear guys say, quite often, that 'teenaged girls didn't look like that back in the day.'

    And they're right, when I was in high school in the early 90's, sex was on our minds, but even the cheerleaders had some Thick in their Bisquik or the 'slim' girls were beanpoles. The guys were pretty much the same way: chunky, beefy, skinny or wiry. Nobody looked good, just awkward.

    But back to my point: adolescents have a shocking amount of sexuality thrust in their faces on a regular basis and it's not difficult to see the correlation of what they observe and what they emulate. Hell, Britney, Christina, the Jessicas and the Pussycat Dolls alone have set a monumental standard for what is attractive. And if you happen to be male, well, you better dance like Timberlake, flex like Tyrese and use $100 shampoo on that gorgeous mane of hair by the age of fourteen or you're fucked forever.

    At least that's what is being laid down for the younger crowd, as far as I can see.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    ITT Tox is creepy.

    Or still in his teens.

    Shit would make a lot more sense if he was 15 or something, mad crush on his 12 year old cousin.

    Being 31, I'm consistently amazed by the age of pubescence and it's ever-dwindling nature. You hear guys say, quite often, that 'teenaged girls didn't look like that back in the day.'

    And they're right, when I was in high school in the early 90's, sex was on our minds, but even the cheerleaders had some Thick in their Bisquik or the 'slim' girls were beanpoles. The guys were pretty much the same way: chunky, beefy, skinny or wiry. Nobody looked good, just awkward.

    But back to my point: adolescents have a shocking amount of sexuality thrust in their faces on a regular basis and it's not difficult to see the correlation of what they observe and what they emulate. Hell, Britney, Christina, the Jessicas and the Pussycat Dolls alone have set a monumental standard for what is attractive. And if you happen to be male, well, you better dance like Timberlake, flex like Tyrese and use $100 shampoo on that gorgeous mane of hair by the age of fourteen or you're fucked forever.

    At least that's what is being laid down for the younger crowd, as far as I can see.
    I thought it was just the teachers

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    ITT Tox is creepy.

    Or still in his teens.

    Shit would make a lot more sense if he was 15 or something, mad crush on his 12 year old cousin.

    Being 31, I'm consistently amazed by the age of pubescence and it's ever-dwindling nature. You hear guys say, quite often, that 'teenaged girls didn't look like that back in the day.'

    And they're right, when I was in high school in the early 90's, sex was on our minds, but even the cheerleaders had some Thick in their Bisquik or the 'slim' girls were beanpoles. The guys were pretty much the same way: chunky, beefy, skinny or wiry. Nobody looked good, just awkward.

    But back to my point: adolescents have a shocking amount of sexuality thrust in their faces on a regular basis and it's not difficult to see the correlation of what they observe and what they emulate. Hell, Britney, Christina, the Jessicas and the Pussycat Dolls alone have set a monumental standard for what is attractive. And if you happen to be male, well, you better dance like Timberlake, flex like Tyrese and use $100 shampoo on that gorgeous mane of hair by the age of fourteen or you're fucked forever.

    At least that's what is being laid down for the younger crowd, as far as I can see.

    I think it is more about being exposed to higher competition, then striving to match it. Mass media can show great competition, that just furthers peoples goals to be as attractive as possible.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    But 99 percent of the prison population are sub-human pieces of fucking trash that deserve a savage pummeling from one of these

    How do you know this?

    My dad, two of my uncles and two of my aunts worked as corrections officers for about 10 years each.

    And would you say it is more appropriate to treat the ninety-nine better than they deserve? Or to treat the one worse than they deserve?

    Second one. Treating the ninety nine percent better means you're treating child molesters and rapists and multiple murderers and fucking assassins for the Cuban mafia (all fine, fine potentially innocent citizens of the max-sec prison outside Ely, Nevada my family worked at) as if they aren't the absolute scum of the earth.

    Except that 80% of people in American prisons are on drug-related charges and if we had a sane crime policy in this country would never be in jail in the first place because possession should never be a crime

    Oh and let's not forget all the petty thieves, muggers, and similarly mundane criminals. Yeah, but keep justifying horrific assault, murder, and rape that occurs in prisons and guards turn a blind eye to, and sometimes participate in, because some of the dudes in prisons are.... assailants, rapists, and murderers. Eye for an eye, m i rite?

    Only 30% of people in jails are in jails for nonviolent crimes. Theft is included in nonviolent crimes. As long as someone isn't maimed or mauled, then that's a nonviolent crime.

    No idea what part of our butt you are pulling the 80% of people in prison are on drug-related charges...then you clarify that that 80% is there due to possession charges.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I think that backwards name is one of my least favorite posters because he is

    An idiot
    From D&D
    That wants to turn SE threads into D&D threads
    By being a verbose idiot
    Who is also a pink commie

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    don't forget impotent

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Also prisons are not what contribute to cyclical behavior per se, it's the treatment of ex-cons once they get out of prison.

    Which is why I support work release programs and other programs which give ex-cons a chance to do honest work and become funcitoning members of society and support their familiies without having to turn to crime.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Munkus has been all kinds of reactionary these days. Whassamatta, doggie?

    Not enough fiber in your diet?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've never driven in Atlanta, but I've been in the airport there a dozen times. Given that experience, I find it hard to believe that there is any place or time at all in the entire city that doesn't suffer traffic overflow from the airport alone.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    pffffffff

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    do you guys ever think about how all of the medical procedures and all the shit your body goes through that you have to work for and pay for and patch up and maintain for your entire life is rendered worthless when you die

    good times

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's not a day ending in 'Y' if you can't make a 'Munkus can't poop' joke.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    do you guys ever think about how all of the medical procedures and all the shit your body goes through that you have to work for and pay for and patch up and maintain for your entire life is rendered worthless when you die

    good times

    that's dumb

    it depends on what age you die, i guess.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I... think about that a lot. But then, sometimes I'm struck by the terror of getting old and crippled and unable to exist without the support of my hypothetical progeny, and that is even worse. In my dreams, I will find a way to prevent this by going the way of robot Nixon in Futurama.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    do you guys ever think about how all of the medical procedures and all the shit your body goes through that you have to work for and pay for and patch up and maintain for your entire life is rendered worthless when you die

    good times

    Welcome to real life.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I bet she gives great helmet.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

    There are no non traffic times.

    Atlanta interstate is where hope goes to die.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

    There are no non traffic times.

    Atlanta interstate is where hope goes to die.

    Rubbin' is racing Cole

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    don't forget impotent

    I drove through Atlanta during non traffic times and fell in love with the I-75, everyone drove so right.

    How is Atlanta, regret living there?

    The fact that you enjoyed Atlanta traffic at all proves that you have the intelligence of a slime mold

    The fact that I said non-traffic makes me think you are just a terrible reader.

    There are no non traffic times.

    Atlanta interstate is where hope goes to die.

    Son, you never been to Texas.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Pennsylvania turnpike is vying for the title, too. Fucking infinite exit-less toll road, long stretches without any shoulder... and I swear to god it thunderstorms every time I enter the state.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I guess my windows media player decided my fucking huge, very carefully assembled catalogue of music should be deleted. Music I no longer have on CD is gone for fucking ever. Jesus fucking christ.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No, I do not regret living in ATL at all.


    I'M PRESSIN CHAAAAARGES

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously I have been assembling this music on my computer for like four years.


    At least half of it is gone. I am going to cut myself.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously I have been assembling this music on my computer for like four years.


    At least half of it is gone. I am going to cut myself.

    do it fatty

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Atlanta has traffic jams that last for hours that are caused by nothing.

    You will be stuck there going 5 MPH for an hour, then you'll get to a point where....nothing. It just starts speeding back up to the speed limit.

    Atlanta traffic jams are self replicating organisms.

    I repeat, you've never been to Texas.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously I have been assembling this music on my computer for like four years.


    At least half of it is gone. I am going to cut myself.

    man, i had my external hard drive stop working a month ago that held about 400 GB of porn. do you know how much that hurt me?!?! i felt so lost and alone.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ATL does have the worst traffic in the nation. Bar none. This is science.


    The infrastructure is designed to handle 800k, and 2.4m use it a day. It's worse then DC, it's worse then LA, it's worse then anywhere else. Nobody can touch the pure chaos theory that driving in ATL during rush hour displays.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Seriously I have been assembling this music on my computer for like four years.


    At least half of it is gone. I am going to cut myself.

    do it fatty

    Maybe some gravy will pour out.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I guess my windows media player decided my fucking huge, very carefully assembled catalogue of music should be deleted. Music I no longer have on CD is gone for fucking ever. Jesus fucking christ.

    Why the fuck are you using WMP for your music?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Seriously I have been assembling this music on my computer for like four years.


    At least half of it is gone. I am going to cut myself.

    do it fatty

    my face when windows media player decided EVERY FILE IN MY LIBRARY was corrupt

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    edit: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUTTERS. I DO NOT FUCKING KNOW.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    On the plus side, no snow! Driving the Dan Ryan in a blizzard was like playing taxi cab pinball.

    Metzger, that sucks, I'm sorry. I was all mopey the other day because iTunes decided it didn't remember my media library existing, but at least the files were still there.

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