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Fuck Muscle Cramps, this is a Teddy Roosevelt thread

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    rob I like that you are willing to take a chance
    I took a chance on you, didn't I?
    you just like me cause i love your monkey art

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I need a tablet, yo.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    rob I like that you are willing to take a chance
    I took a chance on you, didn't I?
    you just like me cause i love your monkey art
    shut up and kiss me

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    rob I like that you are willing to take a chance
    I took a chance on you, didn't I?
    you just like me cause i love your monkey art
    shut up and kiss me
    maybe later, I'm eating pizza

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you're breaking my achy breaky heart, mysst

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    now I'm probably never going to kiss you

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my legs are no longer spread against my velvet bed of heart shaped love

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the Velour does not welcome you monkey king
    nor do my silk embroidened love pillows

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    man, this thread


    this thread



    right here

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hello I am robcham I will be your server today

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    You are not robcham, but I will have the shark-fin soup with head-cheese ganache.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously I feel like a fucking Katrina victim here. All my music is suddenly gone, no one in the government cares, and when I move to a new town the crime rate is going to sky-rocket.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Metzger, shut up it was probably all stupid hillbilly music anyway.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well some of it was. Some Randy Travis, some George Strait... no Toby Kieth or anything heinous such as that.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    metz you can pick those up for like $5

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    for real dog if you go to school where i do they have such a hard on for george strait (even though he hates them now), they practically hand out his albums

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    for real dog if you go to school where i do they have such a hard on for george strait (even though he hates them now), they practically hand out his albums
    haha, what? why does george strait hate texas state?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    for real dog if you go to school where i do they have such a hard on for george strait (even though he hates them now), they practically hand out his albums
    haha, what? why does george strait hate texas state?

    his daughter died in a car accident (she was 13 apparently?), and he was gonna put on a benefit concert for her.

    well, this being texas state (then swt), nobody was smart enough to advertise the fact that george strait was putting on a benefit concert or thought to inform anybody.

    so...nobody showed up to the concert and he is an alum and everything. that's the story at least. apparently they're trying to mend it. the bar downstairs at the lbj student center is named george's.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    for real dog if you go to school where i do they have such a hard on for george strait (even though he hates them now), they practically hand out his albums
    haha, what? why does george strait hate texas state?

    his daughter died in a car accident (she was 13 apparently?), and he was gonna put on a benefit concert for her.

    well, this being texas state (then swt), nobody was smart enough to advertise the fact that george strait was putting on a benefit concert or thought to inform anybody.

    so...nobody showed up to the concert and he is an alum and everything. that's the story at least. apparently they're trying to mend it. the bar downstairs at the lbj student center is named george's.

    iiiironyyyy

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    for real dog if you go to school where i do they have such a hard on for george strait (even though he hates them now), they practically hand out his albums
    haha, what? why does george strait hate texas state?

    his daughter died in a car accident (she was 13 apparently?), and he was gonna put on a benefit concert for her.

    well, this being texas state (then swt), nobody was smart enough to advertise the fact that george strait was putting on a benefit concert or thought to inform anybody.

    so...nobody showed up to the concert and he is an alum and everything. that's the story at least. apparently they're trying to mend it. the bar downstairs at the lbj student center is named george's.
    man, I was hoping it was funny, but that's not funny. like, not at all.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    rather depressing actually

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously I feel like a fucking Katrina victim here. All my music is suddenly gone, no one in the government cares, and when I move to a new town the crime rate is going to sky-rocket.

    Metz my iTunes decided not to play any of my music anymore and now I'm gonna have to get my computer re-imaged because it's not working well on startup.

    So maybe we could be brothers in sucky music situation, except it looks like no one wants to be seen with you. So sorry, try again.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    aww man my left spit gland just got infected

    it hurts like a motherfucker to produce spit

    I should probably see a doctor

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nah man

    just stop needing spit

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm trying damnit

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If you need some spit just ask me, IHNIWitter.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    will I turn blue if I take your spit Chico

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I didn't say that I would give you my spit.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    where does one procure anonymous spit, I wonder

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the ooooool' glory hole.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    How does that gland even get infected?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the oooooool' glory hole

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The oooooool' glory hole.

    Edit: Nice.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Maybe he's been eating too much Virus Cereal.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jinx!

    now you gotta suck my dick

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Brush yo teef.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hey, no kissing

    don't want this to be gay or anything

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was talking about your dick teef.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought you were an artist

    what book did you learn anatomy out of

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