Hey,
I found a condo for sale in NY.
37 total rooms.
14 bedrooms.
16 total bathrooms (12 full, 4 half).
25,546 sq. feet of living space.
1,245 sq. foot outdoor 4th floor patio.
31.75 million dollars.
I ask you... How does one go about selling a place like this? And what would anyone ever need with that much space? 16 bathrooms... REALLY?
Anyone else looking to buy something out there in the world to live in?
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Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
I found a 2-BR, 7 room victorian for 195!
You sure this isn't a complex of several condos/apartments?
yeah, a friend of mine is already up there searching since his lease is up at the end of the Summer. His mom did real estate for years, so he knows the business pretty well; he's gonna shop around and narrow it down to a couple places, then I'm gonna drive up with the gf and take a looksee.
not really excited about the process but hey, you do what you gotta
Yes. I checked many times. It's one giant condo.
You should see the goddamn pictures... Chandeliers in EVERY room...
rock on
we appraise a lot of stuff up there, mostly the big new subdivisions
orlando and fort myers are in pretty bad shape, which is good for buyers, but fannie mae just added a mess of new restrictions so some of the newer complexes are having trouble selling because buyers can't get mortgages
I might request a showing... Just to see it in person...
I will be sure to drop a MAJOR deuce in one of their bathrooms.
Or I could eat a TON of tacos the night before and take a dump in all of them...
Fucking stupid leasing company.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
depending on your pooping habits you could go weeks without using the same bowl twice
or 3 days for the wook
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wake up in the middle of the night, hear someone rustling around in the closest kitchen, beat him senseless before you remember there's another name on the lease
Like some sort of real House of Leaves, only without the metaphysical aspect.
How many people are you hoping go in on it with you. Because if it's a lot you might want to consider asking Neville how well renting a house with a bunch of college kids has worked out for him.
Yes we should see the goddamn pictures why havent you posted any
Always.
Obviously I didn't get a job. Fuck.
2, maybe 3. it would be a small place. also it would be friends that i've been very close with for a while now, so it's not like i'm going in with strangers. i've made that mistake before.
oh, and my house is not going to be a damn sitcom setup consisting of Digipen's entire coding school. or as i like to call it
Neville Theatre Group Presents: The All Asperger Ensemble
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The urge to buy is strong
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
They can choose between "Car died, need gas moneys" or "Mugged by ninjas, need moneys for kung-fu classes" though.
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Nah, buy that CTS instead.
Getting rid of a 500 payment for a 750 payment
brilliant