The other night, I was at a bonfire party in the middle of the woods, and in the process of trying to breathe fire using a fair quantity of grain alcohol, lit my face on fire. I suffered first and second degree burns on my face, hand, and chest, and have to take ridiculous care of them all now, but on the plus side, I'm told it looked really cool when I did it (I had lit my hand on fire by covering it with alcohol and dunking it into the bonfire, and then spit over my hand, creating a huge gout of fire).
So this kinda sucks, and is probably one of the dumbest and coolest ways I've injured myself with fire.
And I know that you assholes also enjoy injuring yourselves and cool stories and fire.
I am assuming you've done this before. What went wrong this time?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited May 2009
So you spit grain alcohol at a fire.
And you got burned.
Are you surprised?
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I'm not sure if we could tell at this point, what with the lack of eyebrows.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited May 2009
You lit your hand on fire.
This should have been your first clue that it was a bad idea.
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now that your face has been ruined by fire the only solution is to finish your experimental formula for synthetic skin. with it, you will get revenge on those who did this to you
now that your face has been ruined by fire the only solution is to finish your experimental formula for synthetic skin. with it, you will get revenge on those who did this to you
see if this happened to me I'd have made up a story about how I was at a bonfire and someone tried to set a cat on fire and I saved it and beat the dudes up responsible but they threw their drink at me and swung a burning stick at my face and it caught fire so now I'm all messed up but at least the kitty is ok and the dudes are in jail.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited May 2009
The point of the flaming shot is that the fire is extinguished in your mouth when you close it and there isn't oxygen for it to combust.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Taking the Two-Face costume a bit too far this time, I think dude.
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But it was also really dumb. Ahh, alcohol.
also Rank's entry into the forum battle a year or two ago
Well that's what the grain alcohol was originally there for
Also I'd had a good amount of vodka before
so glad it 'looked cool'
nice job
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And I can only imagine this opens up new renfaire opportunities for you
And you got burned.
Are you surprised?
"woah this is eaOHGODMYFACE"
I'm not sure if we could tell at this point, what with the lack of eyebrows.
This should have been your first clue that it was a bad idea.
Swinging from the rafters of an old Parisian opera house!
-1 charisma but he gets a +3 to his intimidation checks
For it to be a Darwin award, the person has to be removed from the gene pool, right?
If only he lit his crotch on fire.
To be removed from the gene pool you have to have first dipped in your toe.
:^:
hahahahaaaa
CRAAAAAZY STUFF
also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.
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Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain
he's king retard of the fucked up face vale
Yes, I have
Well, sorta. I've done both parts of it independently, but I've never used grain alcohol specifically to do it before.
And usually I've been less drunk when I've done it.