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Boxing/UFC/whatever, Floyd Mayweather suck my dilznick

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so I rented that UFC game

    uh, no.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man what the UFC game is great. For a while. And then it gets kind of boring because it's easy

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    To be fair, Fedor is a crazy Russian cyborg with ice-water in his veins, programmed to kill by a mad scientist.

    look there's nothing wrong with having a gay crush on fedor

    what is wrong is trying to hide it behind macho posturing

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    To be fair, Fedor is a crazy Russian cyborg with ice-water in his veins, programmed to kill by a mad scientist.

    look there's nothing wrong with having a gay crush on fedor

    what is wrong is trying to hide it behind macho posturing


    I AINT GAY BRO

    I'LL SHOW YOU BY DOIN PUSHUPS AND SCAMMING ON BITCHES.

    fedor's pretty good but i think there's a few guys in the ufc who could beat him.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that career mode is tedious as shit

    it's fun straight fighting dudes when you're an actual dude but when you're just some schmuck who's level terrible and you have to go through like 15 minutes of non-interactive training between every fight

    yeah

    no

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fedor is cuddliest man on the planet.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mayweather is a cocky son of a bitch with the biggest ego in the sport.

    But you know what? He has more than earned it. Fair play to him.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that career mode is tedious as shit

    it's fun straight fighting dudes when you're an actual dude but when you're just some schmuck who's level terrible and you have to go through like 15 minutes of non-interactive training between every fight

    yeah

    no

    every time someone says this it makes them sound like a stupid cock.


    are you a stupid cock, shoe?

    is that the guy you wanna be?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    To be fair, Fedor is a crazy Russian cyborg with ice-water in his veins, programmed to kill by a mad scientist.

    look there's nothing wrong with having a gay crush on fedor

    what is wrong is trying to hide it behind macho posturing


    I AINT GAY BRO

    I'LL SHOW YOU BY DOIN PUSHUPS AND SCAMMING ON BITCHES.

    fedor's pretty good but i think there's a few guys in the ufc who could beat him.

    there's a buddy of mine

    amateur dude, wants to be in UFC one day

    gay as an elton john album

    but he's a big, strong fucker with a strong ground game

    i've gone to a couple of his fights

    he told me he hasn't encountered homophobia or people giving him shit about being a fag once

    in fact dudes sorta playfully tease him about, about how much they fear his ground and pound, etc.

    i guess it's pretty hard to be a homophobe and be into MMA

    shit's pretty gay

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mayweather is is a pretty great fighter but his style is borin as fuck to watch and he is the scummiest asshole dickfuck alive. And his dad is a loudmouth jackass. I like how he accused pacquaio of being on steroids with no other proof than pac's awesome at a higher weight class despite drug tests before after and at random times. I want pacquaio to take a random piss test and throw it in his face

    also the hbo 24/7 thing for big fights is amazing. This Marquez/mayweather one had a scene where Marquez drinks his own peepee

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that career mode is tedious as shit

    it's fun straight fighting dudes when you're an actual dude but when you're just some schmuck who's level terrible and you have to go through like 15 minutes of non-interactive training between every fight

    yeah

    no

    every time someone says this it makes them sound like a stupid cock.


    are you a stupid cock, shoe?

    is that the guy you wanna be?

    can I just be a cock? I don't think I'm very stupid.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fedor is cuddliest man on the planet.

    what's really funny is showing pictures of fedor to people who know nothing about MMA

    and they are like "who is that chubby bald doofus?"

    you just laugh and laugh

    as you explain how that chubby bald doofus can rip them apart

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Maybe if Dana white wasn't the biggest douchebag alive we'd actually see fedor in the UFC

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i mean seriously

    look at this guy:
    FedorIceCream.jpg

    FEDOR LIKE ICE CREAM

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is that even mark henry? I don't know.

    No, it's a star going red-giant

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maybe if Dana white wasn't the biggest douchebag alive we'd actually see fedor in the UFC


    i love dana white.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCJaQFBaPQ

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am happy that Vitor Belfort is back in the UFC and that he tore Franklin apart. I really like Franklin, but he consistently fights against guys I like better. Sucks to be you, Ace!

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Should we start spoilering shit in MMA threads? Do we have a policy on this? I usually don't give a fuck myself, but I don't wont to ruin it for you guys.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I dunno.

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know why youd spoil them, fights are all over and done with and if you didn't see them live you probably wont see them for a while anyway

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it's not like PPVs get re-aired for you to catch in a different time zone

    or you're waiting for the DVD release in the UK

    if you didn't see it live or watch the PPV you're probably not going to see it any timeframe to give a shit about being spoiled

    unless of course you are pirating it the day after it airs

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    it's not like PPVs get re-aired for you to catch in a different time zone

    or you're waiting for the DVD release in the UK

    if you didn't see it live or watch the PPV you're probably not going to see it any timeframe to give a shit about being spoiled

    unless of course you are pirating it the day after it airs

    BUT WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING

    LIVE STREAMS OF THE EVENT ARE WRONG AS WELL.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    I certainly don't live stream it for free. No, sir. I would never.

    tee hee

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Man, I can't wait for UFC 104. Machida is my all-time favorite fighter.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Man, I can't wait for UFC 104. Machida is my all-time favorite fighter.

    Mantears streamed down my face when he knocked out Rashad.

    TANK CHOO TJOE ROGAN

    I really like Shogun as well so I'm hoping for a great performance by both fighters. And that Machida wins in dominating fashion.

    Watching this is going to be a good reward for being done with my midway exams.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it sucks that silva and machida are big sissy-boy bitches and won't fight each other because they're bff or whatever.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Weird, too, because for some reason I don't like Silva. I'm waiting in anticipation for the day he gets knocked out (come on, Marquardt). I don't really care for Shogun, either. The first fight I ever watched of him was against Coleman, and I still hold that as the worst fight I've ever seen. Worse than Silva vs Leites.

    As a rule, the fighters related to the Machida training camp or the GSP training camp are fighters I generally root for (except Silva).

    t Peter: I predicted a 2nd-round KO before the fight. I pretty much lost my shit when it happened.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Really wanna see Anderson silva vs st. Pierre. The weight difference might be too much but I don't care.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mayweather would win in a match-up against pac-man

    sorry, fellas

    truth is the truth

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    mayweather would win in a match-up against pac-man

    sorry, fellas

    truth is the truth

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i mean, whoop-dee fuckin' doo

    his biggest match was against ricky hatton, think about that shit

    anyone who touts him as a powerhouse of speed has to be on crack

    anybody fighting ricky hatton has to look like a fuckin' bolt of lightning

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man mayweather has been dodging big opponents for forever. He only takes fights he knows he'll dominate. Probably why he'd never fight pacquaio

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man mayweather has been dodging big opponents for forever. He only takes fights he knows he'll dominate. Probably why he'd never fight pacquaio

    gatti, de la hoya, baldomir? come now

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i mean, whoop-dee fuckin' doo

    his biggest match was against ricky hatton, think about that shit

    anyone who touts him as a powerhouse of speed has to be on crack

    anybody fighting ricky hatton has to look like a fuckin' bolt of lightning

    Did you honestly think he would go down that fast though?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man mayweather has been dodging big opponents for forever. He only takes fights he knows he'll dominate. Probably why he'd never fight pacquaio

    gatti, de la hoya, baldomir? come now


    yeah, but did he fight gatti or de la hoya at the peak of their career?

    no, no he did not.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i mean, whoop-dee fuckin' doo

    his biggest match was against ricky hatton, think about that shit

    anyone who touts him as a powerhouse of speed has to be on crack

    anybody fighting ricky hatton has to look like a fuckin' bolt of lightning

    Did you honestly think he would go down that fast though?

    hatton's from this new school of slow paced motherfuckers clinching and plodding

    he can throw fucking hammers but it hinges on his tiring out of the opponent and it's on the pretense they're an out of shape loser like he is. most commentators make a point to mention the fact his style is really fucking strange

    he doesn't train as much between fights, his diet is shit and his brow is pronounced like a fucking cave man because he uses arturo gatti's "block the punches with my fucking head" strategy

    no, i am not surprised

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love you, anjin

    you should know that

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    mayweather and pacquaio is something i'd love to see

    will it happen? i'd fucking hope so because the sport's not getting any bigger

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah boxing is dying

    and it has been for years

    and that is so depressing

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wouldn't be surprised if they fought sometime next year

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