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But seriously, shoe and the geek are rad. And whoever played on that IRC D&D game a while back where we found god and fought blood apes. I don't remember who played in it.
But seriously, shoe and the geek are rad. And whoever played on that IRC D&D game a while back where we found god and fought blood apes. I don't remember who played in it.
But seriously, shoe and the geek are rad. And whoever played on that IRC D&D game a while back where we found god and fought blood apes. I don't remember who played in it.
He looked kind of gay.
Thank you for reminding me who you were, fallout. I couldn't think.
Fallout is awesome. And moral deficit is god, but not a fun cool one.
But seriously, shoe and the geek are rad. And whoever played on that IRC D&D game a while back where we found god and fought blood apes. I don't remember who played in it.
He looked kind of gay.
Thank you for reminding me who you were, fallout. I couldn't think.
Fallout is awesome. And moral deficit is god, but not a fun cool one.
:oops:
I think he was pretty fun from a distance
because god knows he wouldn't let a man within ten yards of him
dex has always been cool in my book (circlejerk!!!!!!)
This is the best I could come up with in ten minutes:
[spoiler:e82c652f9f]Linka looked demurely at Kwame as he shut the door behind him. "Are you sure we should be doing this? Gaia would not approve." she said, in her unique Russian accent.
Kwame moved strongly towards her, grasping her midsection with his firm, African hands. In his own pecularly accented English he said, "It does not matter. I must be inside you immediately!" Linka reddened at his forwardness, but her inhibitions quickly melted away. Within seconds they were both stripped down to nothing but their Planeteer rings, their tongues intertwining. Linka could feel Kwame's firmness as it brushed against her own natural blonde furry mound. She moaned with pleasure as he gripped her buttocks roughly, kissing her neck.
"Please, Kwame. Please put your African penis inside my Russian place of pleasure!" Linka cried. Kwama shoved her down onto the bed, mounting her with animal savagery. He plunged his enormous African penis into her, filling her with all eleven inches of blackness again and again. Linka yelled with pleasure as Kwame pounded into her most private place repeatedly, her body overcome with lust.
Suddenly, the door to the bedroom flew open, and the other three Planeteers entered the room. Linka screamed with surprise, and then her voice caught as she realized that Wheeler, Ma-Ti and Gi were all naked as well!
"I've been waitin' for this shit! Hoooo yeah!" yelled Wheeler. His own penis was erect, quite large for a white person's, though not nearly as large as Kwame's, which continued to pound Linka. Wheeler jumped on the bed and lifted Linka into the air, thrusting his cock into Linka's unlubricated anus! Linka shrieked with pain/pleasure as she was filled like never before with two huge cocks.
"Go planet!" she screamed out of habit. As Ma-Ti and Gi started to fuck on the floor, all the Planeteers echoed her, "Go Planet!" and suddenly Captain Planet materialized in the room, also completely naked!
"By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET! And I am READY TO FUCK!!" Captain Planet gained full presence just as Gaia came in the bedroom, yelling "What is going on here!?" Captain Planet sucker-punched Gaia in the face with a massive fist and gripped his own enormous blue penis by the shaft, just below a huge tuft of green pubic hair. "Get ready for this bigass dick, you crotchety old bitch!" He tore Gaia's robe and prepared to shove his forearm-sized cock into her![/spoiler:e82c652f9f]
[spoiler:e993bd864a]The lawn was covered in a fog that enveloped the two lovers sitting in a rocking chair. The chair rocked back in forth to the swaying motion of the two men. The man on the bottom gently caressed the chest of the naked man on top of him as he moaned deeply into his ear.
The hot air immediatly brought the naked man sitting on top to climax. "Oh god, warrrez!" shouted the man on top, when suddenly the door on the front porch of the house exploded outwards, disrupting the throes of passion. A man in a robe stormed forth. "Get the hell off my lawn!" yelled mordrak.
Archonwarp and Captain K lept from their position and screamed, running down the grass leaving a trail of sweat and semen as they went.
Mordrak shook his fist at the men angrily, when a voice inside called out to him. Mordrak took one final angry look at the naked men scrambiling off, then bent down to put one finger on the rocking chair. He licked it sensually, dropped his robe, and turned back into the door. On the bed inside, PikaPuff was chained, wearing nothing but a harness.
Mordrak walked over and put his finger in PikaPuff's mouth, who immediatly gained an erection. From another room, vicious cried out in pain and mordrak's head snapped to the side yelling, "Shut up already! That's why you're in the maiden anyway!" Mordrak gently played with the ballgag inside pikapuff's mouth and then pulled out a sailor moon outfit. "I've always wanted to play reallife hentai games." PikaPuff screamed in protest, but the ball in his mouth prevented him from making any coherent speech.
From a different room upstairs, thumping was heard. "Damnit," exlaimed mordrak "I'll have to go deal with them." Mordrak walked up the stairs to a large landing where Bibble, Fodder, and Resonant were strapped to a wall. A tray of food was constantly being shoveled into their mouths and a microphone was placed near them. Each man was being forced to talk while eating into a microphone, while their erect penises sat in sheaths below. Mordrak bent down and began to suck Bibble, and when his muffled screams of protest began to get louder, mordrak simply punched him in the stomach.
When mordrak had his fill of each man, he went into a seperate room on the awning where Urian was hanging from his feet. Below him was many expensive toys, and a PSP strapped to his penis. His cock was not strong enough to push the toy upwards, but mordrak teased him anyway, causing immense pain to the man. Suddenly, Goku burst in the room and had sex with everyone, before blowing up the entire house with a Spirit bomb. Oh, and Ceres had a slanty vagina.[/spoiler:e993bd864a]
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Mine was agreed to be good but not a contender for the victory prize.
[spoiler:968a2c2fc0]Mmmm said mario as something ran down his leg. Wait a second this isn't a dream
and then mario woke up and he saw that there was a hand on his cheast. and the hand was not a females humans.
it was not peach
it was luigi. his green cap draped over his beautiful emerald eyes, he was gently stroking his lovers chest and leg.
ooooh luigi said.
ooooh mario said.
at that moment bowser walked by their tent and hearing the moaning and groaning stuck his huge green head in. when he saw what his buddies were doing, he stuck his huge dick through the tent flap. seeing this mario started stroking it. after just a few seconds there were coins going everywhere, everywhere, spurting on luigis cap and all over the ground.
grrrrrarg said bowser as he was defeated.
Mario took this oppurtunity to grab the mushroom of luigi and yank.
Ow! luigi said Not so hard!
Mario yanked again. This time the mushroom came off. Mario grew bigger and bigger until he was twice his normal size! Luigi was impressed. that shit is awesome! he exclaimed ecstatically touching mario all over so many times oh so many times.
Then he and luigi totally fucked like thirty times in the barn.[/spoiler:968a2c2fc0]
[spoiler:ddeff66f14]Arsenic7 hefted the Wiimote in his supple hands feminine hands, wafting it back and forth with the subtle skill of an Asian masseuse. A casual observer would see only a lonely young man putting the finishing touches on his Mii but in his own head it was so much more than that.
As the cursor brushed over the Mii's miniscule penis Arsenic7 felt as though a hand were gently stroking his own, dancing down the hem of his own pants.
"Oh if only you were real," he spoke to his own tiny likeness.
As if in answer, he felt a rumbling from deep within the wiimote, as if it were a disemobied phallus in the last throws of passion.
"Oh god, it's like I'm pleasuring myself with a thousand of my own electric fingers," he gasped, touching the Wiimote to himself, two representations of the same man, flesh and machine.
"And this is only the beginning", he thought. "I haven't even attached the nunchuck yet!"[/spoiler:ddeff66f14]
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Shoe, I ordered the Marvel Zombies Hardcover. It will be here on Friday. Should I be excited?
man if I pick a favorite then 1/10th of my top 10 forumers list has been revealed
and we can't have that now can we
ONLY IF IT'S FOR ME
Sort of.
you are awesome because of what you just read in vent
But seriously, shoe and the geek are rad. And whoever played on that IRC D&D game a while back where we found god and fought blood apes. I don't remember who played in it.
(IS HE JOKING?)
He looked kind of gay.
Objectively.
Thank you for reminding me who you were, fallout. I couldn't think.
Fallout is awesome. And moral deficit is god, but not a fun cool one.
:oops:
I think he was pretty fun from a distance
because god knows he wouldn't let a man within ten yards of him
dex has always been cool in my book (circlejerk!!!!!!)
d'awww
he is hardly the first or the best
but I like to think that if I like you, you know it
g&t doesn't count
What did Captain K say
I wanna know I wanna know
ITT ThatDudeOverThere fishes for compliments
He made us write our own slash fanfics in 10 minutes and then we had to read them aloud.
I think he won, but I came in second.
Mine was a Batman fanfiction in which Batman is raped in the batcave by The Joker, Two-Face, and Robin.
And I'm gonna be honest, I don't like a lot of you
Sounds most intriguing.
[spoiler:e82c652f9f]Linka looked demurely at Kwame as he shut the door behind him. "Are you sure we should be doing this? Gaia would not approve." she said, in her unique Russian accent.
Kwame moved strongly towards her, grasping her midsection with his firm, African hands. In his own pecularly accented English he said, "It does not matter. I must be inside you immediately!" Linka reddened at his forwardness, but her inhibitions quickly melted away. Within seconds they were both stripped down to nothing but their Planeteer rings, their tongues intertwining. Linka could feel Kwame's firmness as it brushed against her own natural blonde furry mound. She moaned with pleasure as he gripped her buttocks roughly, kissing her neck.
"Please, Kwame. Please put your African penis inside my Russian place of pleasure!" Linka cried. Kwama shoved her down onto the bed, mounting her with animal savagery. He plunged his enormous African penis into her, filling her with all eleven inches of blackness again and again. Linka yelled with pleasure as Kwame pounded into her most private place repeatedly, her body overcome with lust.
Suddenly, the door to the bedroom flew open, and the other three Planeteers entered the room. Linka screamed with surprise, and then her voice caught as she realized that Wheeler, Ma-Ti and Gi were all naked as well!
"I've been waitin' for this shit! Hoooo yeah!" yelled Wheeler. His own penis was erect, quite large for a white person's, though not nearly as large as Kwame's, which continued to pound Linka. Wheeler jumped on the bed and lifted Linka into the air, thrusting his cock into Linka's unlubricated anus! Linka shrieked with pain/pleasure as she was filled like never before with two huge cocks.
"Go planet!" she screamed out of habit. As Ma-Ti and Gi started to fuck on the floor, all the Planeteers echoed her, "Go Planet!" and suddenly Captain Planet materialized in the room, also completely naked!
"By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET! And I am READY TO FUCK!!" Captain Planet gained full presence just as Gaia came in the bedroom, yelling "What is going on here!?" Captain Planet sucker-punched Gaia in the face with a massive fist and gripped his own enormous blue penis by the shaft, just below a huge tuft of green pubic hair. "Get ready for this bigass dick, you crotchety old bitch!" He tore Gaia's robe and prepared to shove his forearm-sized cock into her![/spoiler:e82c652f9f]
Secret Satan
The hot air immediatly brought the naked man sitting on top to climax. "Oh god, warrrez!" shouted the man on top, when suddenly the door on the front porch of the house exploded outwards, disrupting the throes of passion. A man in a robe stormed forth. "Get the hell off my lawn!" yelled mordrak.
Archonwarp and Captain K lept from their position and screamed, running down the grass leaving a trail of sweat and semen as they went.
Mordrak shook his fist at the men angrily, when a voice inside called out to him. Mordrak took one final angry look at the naked men scrambiling off, then bent down to put one finger on the rocking chair. He licked it sensually, dropped his robe, and turned back into the door. On the bed inside, PikaPuff was chained, wearing nothing but a harness.
Mordrak walked over and put his finger in PikaPuff's mouth, who immediatly gained an erection. From another room, vicious cried out in pain and mordrak's head snapped to the side yelling, "Shut up already! That's why you're in the maiden anyway!" Mordrak gently played with the ballgag inside pikapuff's mouth and then pulled out a sailor moon outfit. "I've always wanted to play reallife hentai games." PikaPuff screamed in protest, but the ball in his mouth prevented him from making any coherent speech.
From a different room upstairs, thumping was heard. "Damnit," exlaimed mordrak "I'll have to go deal with them." Mordrak walked up the stairs to a large landing where Bibble, Fodder, and Resonant were strapped to a wall. A tray of food was constantly being shoveled into their mouths and a microphone was placed near them. Each man was being forced to talk while eating into a microphone, while their erect penises sat in sheaths below. Mordrak bent down and began to suck Bibble, and when his muffled screams of protest began to get louder, mordrak simply punched him in the stomach.
When mordrak had his fill of each man, he went into a seperate room on the awning where Urian was hanging from his feet. Below him was many expensive toys, and a PSP strapped to his penis. His cock was not strong enough to push the toy upwards, but mordrak teased him anyway, causing immense pain to the man. Suddenly, Goku burst in the room and had sex with everyone, before blowing up the entire house with a Spirit bomb. Oh, and Ceres had a slanty vagina.[/spoiler:e993bd864a]
[spoiler:968a2c2fc0]Mmmm said mario as something ran down his leg. Wait a second this isn't a dream
and then mario woke up and he saw that there was a hand on his cheast. and the hand was not a females humans.
it was not peach
it was luigi. his green cap draped over his beautiful emerald eyes, he was gently stroking his lovers chest and leg.
ooooh luigi said.
ooooh mario said.
at that moment bowser walked by their tent and hearing the moaning and groaning stuck his huge green head in. when he saw what his buddies were doing, he stuck his huge dick through the tent flap. seeing this mario started stroking it. after just a few seconds there were coins going everywhere, everywhere, spurting on luigis cap and all over the ground.
grrrrrarg said bowser as he was defeated.
Mario took this oppurtunity to grab the mushroom of luigi and yank.
Ow! luigi said Not so hard!
Mario yanked again. This time the mushroom came off. Mario grew bigger and bigger until he was twice his normal size! Luigi was impressed. that shit is awesome! he exclaimed ecstatically touching mario all over so many times oh so many times.
Then he and luigi totally fucked like thirty times in the barn.[/spoiler:968a2c2fc0]
As the cursor brushed over the Mii's miniscule penis Arsenic7 felt as though a hand were gently stroking his own, dancing down the hem of his own pants.
"Oh if only you were real," he spoke to his own tiny likeness.
As if in answer, he felt a rumbling from deep within the wiimote, as if it were a disemobied phallus in the last throws of passion.
"Oh god, it's like I'm pleasuring myself with a thousand of my own electric fingers," he gasped, touching the Wiimote to himself, two representations of the same man, flesh and machine.
"And this is only the beginning", he thought. "I haven't even attached the nunchuck yet!"[/spoiler:ddeff66f14]
Secret Satan