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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My favorite from CC
    Customer: My tech guy says I need a hard drive with 80.
    Me: 80 what?
    Customer: That's irrelevant!
    Me: :?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    My favorite from CC
    Customer: My tech guy says I need a hard drive with 80.
    Me: 80 what?
    Customer: That's irrelevant!
    Me: :?

    here is a harddrive with eighty zeros in the price

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    My favorite from CC
    Customer: My tech guy says I need a hard drive with 80.
    Me: 80 what?
    Customer: That's irrelevant!
    Me: :?

    It'd be funny if loaded her hard drive with 80 M&Ms.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    80 punches in the face

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    QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    80 Virginians, you asshole!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    seizureorbs wrote: »
    the last time I went to walmart it was packed with asians

    be happy for the free market, they won't sell 'em here

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.
    ?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also questions about whether we sell Dells or parts for particular Dell computers

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I work in the Financial Aid office at a Community College.

    This year our enrollment is 45% higher than last year. This means my job (thank god it's part time) is basically telling retards non-stop that they do not have funds available because they fucking applied at the last minute.

    I think the best day was when I had a student literally faint on me after I told her that her aid was fucked.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I dislike Macs.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.
    ?

    because Macs are shit Fari, get with the program.

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    QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.
    ?

    because Macs are shit Fari, get with the program.
    oh okay

    dammit nobody told me, i've been using them for years! TWEAKED I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.
    ?

    because Macs are shit Fari, get with the program.
    oh okay

    dammit nobody told me, i've been using them for years! TWEAKED I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

    Look I thought I made it obvious with all the throat-cutting and abort gestures I'd been making every time you brought them up in conversation around other people!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    Well it does come with a pretty sweet white hood.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i was just being overly dramatic in stating my dislike for an, admittedly, fine product. not for me, i've been using Windows way too long to learn something else etc. etc. LEAVE ME BE YOU FUCKING HIPSTERS.

    edit: what would an abort gesture be? miming the lord and savior jesus christ weeping at an unborn child of god being murdered by heathenistic faggots and sinners? the motion of untwisting a wire coat hanger?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

    do you mean lich king or is there a new southern white supremacist simulator I don't know about

    edit: you know what, I can't say that in good conscience

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

    do you mean lich king or is there a new southern white supremacist simulator I don't know about

    in the Lynch version

    Arthas is black

    Frostbite'll do that.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hahaha dubh.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    your shame lives on dubh

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nooooooooooo

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    me: hi! how can I help you today?
    customer: do you carry mac software?
    me: sorry, we don't. best buy (across the street) does, however.
    customer: do you carry macs?
    me: sorry sir, we don't. but best buy does.
    customer: will you get any macs in soon?
    me: no godamnit we don't carry macs and never will.

    grawr

    for good fucking reason.
    ?

    fari why would you start the most tired argument on the internet

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    actually this way it shows that dubh had the good taste not to make the joke, but still gets to make the joke. Check and goal, crown me.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    actually this way it shows that dubh had the good taste not to make the joke, but still gets to make the joke. Check and goal, crown me.

    Oh I'll fuckin' crown you alright.

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    QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

    do you mean lich king or is there a new southern white supremacist simulator I don't know about

    oh man I just did that didn't I.

    I DON'T PLAY WOW OKAY

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I shouldn't have made the joke in the first place. Or clicked faster.

    I SO ASHAMED

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, I applied at Target today. Hopefully I'll get at least a call back from them.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    actually this way it shows that dubh had the good taste not to make the joke, but still gets to make the joke. Check and goal, crown me.

    Oh I'll fuckin' crown you alright.

    Yahtzee!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Well, I applied at Target today. Hopefully I'll get at least a call back from them.

    Hopefully! Work would be just nice to have!

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love money but I hate work. goddamnit universe why do you hate me

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

    do you mean lich king or is there a new southern white supremacist simulator I don't know about

    in the Lynch version

    Arthas is black

    Frostbite'll do that.

    Just quotin' dis so it appears on the new page for dubh to see.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    'hey, do you have the lynch king in stock?' [stands in front of 6 foot lynch king display box]
    'yes sir, right there' [points behind him]
    'DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID I WANT THE COLLECTORS EDITION'

    edit: oh god forgot about the dells.

    do you mean lich king or is there a new southern white supremacist simulator I don't know about

    in the Lynch version

    Arthas is black

    Frostbite'll do that.

    Just quotin' dis so it appears on the new page for dubh to see.

    stans-dad.png

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kosh look up lynching on wikipedia

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    somebody explain that joke to me

    Black people.

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    QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    world of warcraft, now featuring such exotic locals as

    the local klan house

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How well do you know Warcraft, Koshian?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    QuarterMaster wrote: »
    world of warcraft, now featuring such exotic locals as

    the local klan house

    dammit

    why do I have so many jokes popping up in my head

    it's like there's a racist redneck in me, just trying to claw it's way out

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