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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    it's true

    they weren't scripted

    it must have gone something like

    BAY hey guys, know what would be sweet? we should have, like, two transformers for comedic relief

    PRODUCTION ASSISTANT well, what should they be like? what kind of character do you want?

    BAY hmm. I'm thinking a couple of N

    PA uhh, ok?

    you know what Bay's claiming now? They were supposed to be parodies of wiggers.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    it's true

    they weren't scripted

    it must have gone something like

    BAY hey guys, know what would be sweet? we should have, like, two transformers for comedic relief

    PRODUCTION ASSISTANT well, what should they be like? what kind of character do you want?

    BAY hmm. I'm thinking a couple of N

    PA uhh, ok?

    you know what Bay's claiming now? They were supposed to be parodies of wiggers.

    I guess he did a good job then?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."

    this cute little Columbian girl at my undergrad school said this to me once

    her: "we're all Americans. I don't see why we can't get together and have one big happy American party"

    me: "well, I'm cool with that, so long as you guys remember to bring the blow"

    she smacked me in the mouth pretty hard

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."

    this cute little Columbian girl at my undergrad school said this to me once

    her: "we're all Americans. I don't see why we can't get together and have one big happy American party"

    me: "well, I'm cool with that, so long as you guys remember to bring the blow"

    she smacked me in the mouth pretty hard

    totally worth it

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    NebulousQNebulousQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."

    this cute little Columbian girl at my undergrad school said this to me once

    her: "we're all Americans. I don't see why we can't get together and have one big happy American party"

    me: "well, I'm cool with that, so long as you guys remember to bring the blow"

    she smacked me in the mouth pretty hard

    AHAHAHA! That was great.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    vikings are just a bunch of sissies

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    logic7 wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    humble wrote: »
    why are you guys called Americans then

    case closed


    Instead of naming our collective territories one name, like Canada or Mexico, we established ourselves as a nation composed of states within the Americas. Therefore, we are the United States, of America.

    We are called Americans because unlike Mexicans or Canadians we don't have a "Name" of our country.

    It would actually be more proper to call each "American" by their State's name.

    Mexico's full name is The United States of Mexico. It does have states set up and governers for each state. Americans, though taught this in elementary school, refuse to acknowledge it in any way, shape, or form since we're only concerned with vacationing in Acapulco, Cancun, Cabo, Tijuana, and Rocky Ppoint (Puerto Penasco).

    But United Statians like to call themselves Americans.

    Let them have their fun, I say

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Not only can she not take a joke, but she smacked you, too?

    Talk about un-fun

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    look

    when a girl like that hits you in the mouth

    it's like the Klingons

    it's basically a mating ritual

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."

    this cute little Columbian girl at my undergrad school said this to me once

    her: "we're all Americans. I don't see why we can't get together and have one big happy American party"

    me: "well, I'm cool with that, so long as you guys remember to bring the blow"

    she smacked me in the mouth pretty hard

    totally worth it

    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YAY! VIKINGS!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    ahahahahaha

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    Have you considered that maybe you're just not very exciting

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dang

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    We're all Africans.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    ahahahahaha

    The answer was "corsets"

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    People I've known from Latin America get pissed when people from the US refer to themselves as "Americans."



    I never understood that. The reason we use the term American is because America is in the title of the Country. United Mexican States: Mexican. United States of America: American. That's all there is to it. We're not "United Statesians."

    It's like Angola getting mad at South Africa for saying they are South Africans.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    logic7 wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    humble wrote: »
    why are you guys called Americans then

    case closed


    Instead of naming our collective territories one name, like Canada or Mexico, we established ourselves as a nation composed of states within the Americas. Therefore, we are the United States, of America.

    We are called Americans because unlike Mexicans or Canadians we don't have a "Name" of our country.

    It would actually be more proper to call each "American" by their State's name.

    Mexico's full name is The United States of Mexico. It does have states set up and governers for each state. Americans, though taught this in elementary school, refuse to acknowledge it in any way, shape, or form since we're only concerned with vacationing in Acapulco, Cancun, Cabo, Tijuana, and Rocky Ppoint (Puerto Penasco).

    United Mexican States

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    ahahahahaha

    The answer was "corsets"

    I'm told women never really faint

    and that villains never blink their eyes

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    ahahahahaha

    The answer was "corsets"

    I'm told women never really faint

    and that villains never blink their eyes

    And children are the only one's who blush
    And life is just to die

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well that last one is just objectively true

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    :? at this thread

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Artreus wrote: »

    why did this take until the third page to happen

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    My teacher gave my friend permission to smack me after I asked why we don't have women fainting from excitement anymore

    This is the BEST THING.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a lot of viking blood in me. Sometimes, as a brown-haired man, i will have to pluck giant red eyebrows out of my noggin. My half-mexican cousin does too.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a lot of viking blood in me. Sometimes, as a brown-haired man, i will have to pluck giant red eyebrows out of my noggin. My half-mexican cousin does too.

    this explains the blubber

    and the whole rapist thing

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a lot of viking blood in me. Sometimes, as a brown-haired man, i will have to pluck giant red eyebrows out of my noggin. My half-mexican cousin does too.

    this explains the blubber

    and the whole rapist thing

    yeah, actually, that throws both my corpulence and my horrifying serial raping into pretty clear perspective.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a lot of viking blood in me. Sometimes, as a brown-haired man, i will have to pluck giant red eyebrows out of my noggin. My half-mexican cousin does too.

    this explains the blubber

    and the whole rapist thing

    yeah, actually, that throws both my corpulence and my horrifying serial raping into pretty clear perspective.

    it's just one of those little obvious things that just don't click until someone else points it out, y'know?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hey do you want to hang out some time

    eat entire pizzas

    roll down hills

    maybe rape some folks

    make a night of it

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've always wanted to attend one of those dinners where vikings sit around a table in their furs and eat giant legs of meat off the bone and drink wine from giant goblets and sing songs.

    This would be a great night.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've always wanted to attend one of those dinners where vikings sit around a table in their furs and eat giant legs of meat off the bone and drink wine from giant goblets and sing songs.

    This would be a great night.

    all you have to do is worship Odin and then die in battle

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you could try dying a glorious death in battle and going to Valhalla

    edit: more like can't-be-fatter

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hey do you want to hang out some time

    eat entire pizzas

    roll down hills

    maybe rape some folks

    make a night of it

    i'll spring for the rascal rentals, dawg


    edit: i was thinking of worshiping the old pagan gods of the norse but then decided i am not awesome/vegan hippie enough.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you could try dying a glorious death in battle and going to Valhalla

    more like TSDOT

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But its just so hard to find a good battle these days.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fight metzger meister

    he's totally a viking

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i dunno man he should find a different guy if he wants his nuts to remain un-brutally kicked over and over.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nah

    Vikings are awesome at fighting

    A fight against Metzger would last 20 seconds at most

    Just aim for the nuts, preferably with a weapon, and boom

    Crying Metzger= You winning

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