In third grade, I broke a kid's jaw after he hit me in the back of the head 5 times. Kicked him in the knee then ran up to him and kneed him in the face. Barely was able to reach him, even with him on his knees.
I'm imagining lil 5th-grade Monroe strutting the playground afterwards like he owns the place, his hair all greased up, wearing shades, acting all boss and making all the prepubescent female 5th-graders swoon
Also, I remember in like, eight grade I measured in at 5'11, and this year I came in at like, 5'9.
Which is probably just due to nurses being bad at measuring.
But still,
I can't help but shake the feeling I'm sinking.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
My teacher hit me in fifth grade and didn't even get suspended or anything.
Straight up slapped the shit out of me.
And then I had a panic attack because holy shit an adult just fucking HIT ME.
My grandpa wanted to take his coach-gun down to the school and shoot him.
also when i was little i was a state champion wrestler and suplexed the shit out of some kid for calling me fat. after i used my words to provoke him into hitting me so i wouldn't get in trouble for starting a fight.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
I used to be fat in fifth grade
somebody tried to tackle me from behind on the playground, I flipped him right when he collided and slammed him the fuck down head first over my back
I'm imagining lil 5th-grade Monroe strutting the playground afterwards like he owns the place, his hair all greased up, wearing shades, acting all boss and making all the prepubescent female 5th-graders swoon
heh
let me set the scene more appropriately
I was the twiggy kid who got people scared of him because he did something unpredictable in front of the yard duty
I at lunch alone a lot
aaaaannnnd then later I ended up with self-esteem issues
I remember in fourth grade, our class was talking too much, and our substitute teacher starting swearing at us and calling us "fucking bastard stupid children",
and then she got fired.
And like, last year, I saw a much older her working at Wal-Mart. And I felt really terrible for some reason.
I got hit in the back of the head 5 times by a kid 2 feet taller than him, then hurt him to the point where he was on his knees and broke his jaw with my kneecap when he was still a foot higher than me.
I know you people can tell more awesome stories than ducking a 2-man clothesline. If I can, I know you guys can.
Edit: Now see, that's the interesting jazz I get on these forums daily to read about, AMP'd.
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Where did I put my battle ax...
Goddamit where is my battle ax...
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metz can take this punk bitch
Pretty sure you talking bout my can opener
Oh fight against Chompskers?
Yeah Metz would win
Steam
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I AM JORELL
MASTER OF SCOREKEEPING
that's not a joke.
i bring da muthafuckin ruckus
bring da mutha bring da mutha bring da muthafuckin ruckus.
I didn't even feel bad
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you're next
e: I once headbutted a dude who ran into me
he had a bloody nose and jaw, and had to leave gym for the day
I was a short kid.
Steam
edit: it's an odd feeling to be literally drenched in a dude's blood.
But damned if I wasn't an adorable kid.
Steam
this one motherfucker stole my shoes one afternoon
when I confronted him about it and shoved him up against the lockers, he kneed me square in the balls
and as I'm sitting there in the hallway crying like a bitch about it, my teacher comes out
fifth grade, I remind you
and asks me why I haven't gone up to him to "do something about it"
in retrospect, I'm sure he was telling me to go verbally stand up for myself
but I took it as license to go up to the playground area where people waited for their parents to show up and beat the shit out of him
when they brought me in to the principal's office I told them "Mr. Morino told me to do it!"
my teacher came in and talked to the principal for ten minutes and then they just let me walk home with no punishment whatsoever
one of the high points of my life right there
edit: that looks like a Pony story, doesn't it
erm
then I hallucinated about raping this girl
there we go
we had a cubby system, see, so stuff wasn't safe
some jackasses took stuff from other cubbies and put it in my backpack, to make me look like a thief
they then took my backpack and kicked it, then left it on the bottom instead of hanging it back up
I was in a reading group in the cubby room when I discovered that something happened to my bag
some girl muttered under her breath, "Thief", I yelled at her, "I'M NOT A THIEF!"
after reading was done, I was ordered to give a note to the secretary
apparently, while I was going to the office, the whole class found out who did it
I didn't find out until the next day
their punishment? they both wrote me a one sentence apology note.
I'm imagining lil 5th-grade Monroe strutting the playground afterwards like he owns the place, his hair all greased up, wearing shades, acting all boss and making all the prepubescent female 5th-graders swoon
Steam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfGduYM-MxY
Because this is how I would counter.
Also, I remember in like, eight grade I measured in at 5'11, and this year I came in at like, 5'9.
Which is probably just due to nurses being bad at measuring.
But still,
I can't help but shake the feeling I'm sinking.
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Straight up slapped the shit out of me.
And then I had a panic attack because holy shit an adult just fucking HIT ME.
My grandpa wanted to take his coach-gun down to the school and shoot him.
also when i was little i was a state champion wrestler and suplexed the shit out of some kid for calling me fat. after i used my words to provoke him into hitting me so i wouldn't get in trouble for starting a fight.
somebody tried to tackle me from behind on the playground, I flipped him right when he collided and slammed him the fuck down head first over my back
Steam
heh
let me set the scene more appropriately
I was the twiggy kid who got people scared of him because he did something unpredictable in front of the yard duty
I at lunch alone a lot
aaaaannnnd then later I ended up with self-esteem issues
surprise surprise
and then she got fired.
And like, last year, I saw a much older her working at Wal-Mart. And I felt really terrible for some reason.
Oh, and her name was Mrs. Sorry.
Mrs.
Sorry.
Hah! Ridiculous!
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I ducked
Your stories suck AMP'd
Steam
Where you in a Jackie Chan movie?
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come on, he avoided two people who meant him harm
you're really short on charm
hell, to this day I still haven't thrown a punch
His arm was in pain for a few days
Immediately after that we all went and ate lunch together
It was a silly hazing-type thing they had going, but where I was never going to be accepted
It would be awesome if they were twins.
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I know you people can tell more awesome stories than ducking a 2-man clothesline. If I can, I know you guys can.
Edit: Now see, that's the interesting jazz I get on these forums daily to read about, AMP'd.
Steam
then i got home and posted about it
I was jumping on the bed.
I missed the bed.
Action Hero
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Not Amerigo Vespucci?
He got in a fight with Columbus, once
there was a dude with some hair
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