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so if this is too personal I wont feel bad if you dont answer it, but was divorce as outrageously expensive as I have heard it to be? I met a divorce lawyer this weekend and she implied it was a very long and pricey experience.
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
so if this is too personal I wont feel bad if you dont answer it, but was divorce as outrageously expensive as I have heard it to be? I met a divorce lawyer this weekend and she implied it was a very long and pricey experience.
if it's contested, yes.
if you have dependents, God yes.
if you try to keep:
a: dignity
b: liquid assets
c: real estate
Holy Fuck Yes.
Me? 18 months ago, I liquidated everything we owned, handed her a check for 95% of it, hired a truck and movers, paid for an apartment, and told her to go her own way. For the past 18, I've paid her bills every month in lieu of alimony.
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
she's getting better with food. I'm working on that.
and I don't know WHAT you're talking about with Twilight.
Alimony where there are no dependants is such bullshit.
Wah wah equal rights but if you divorce me I want some kind of monthly payment for the stuff that you would otherwise be buying for me.
Why would you care?
Person X, who you don't know, wants to break up with person Y, that you also don't know, for reason Z that you don't give a shit about.
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...that's allowed in your state, right?
congrats
I never liked his (soon to be ex) wife. She was a condescending, lazy bitch.
Still, I feel sorry for him. It was entirely her decision and they have a kid which she's trying use as leverage.
I hate the bitch.
Hey stale did you send her a Facebook message of you flipping her off? That would be classy.
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Stale, what are you going to buy to celebrate?
Just got elected president of the US.
What happened is that we got together very young, and that was a very long time ago.
You do the math. Over time, people change.
Luckily I have no need of whores.
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she made you get a christmas tree
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
I cannot believe this exists
if it's contested, yes.
if you have dependents, God yes.
if you try to keep:
a: dignity
b: liquid assets
c: real estate
Holy Fuck Yes.
Me? 18 months ago, I liquidated everything we owned, handed her a check for 95% of it, hired a truck and movers, paid for an apartment, and told her to go her own way. For the past 18, I've paid her bills every month in lieu of alimony.
Frankly, I got off cheap.
edit: oh yeah, she was leechin'
she's getting better with food. I'm working on that.
and I don't know WHAT you're talking about with Twilight.
long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.
The best part is the match.com advertisement
god that sounds like a long and frustrating process
Wah wah equal rights but if you divorce me I want some kind of monthly payment for the stuff that you would otherwise be buying for me.
Mully - didn't you have the exact same thing?
and thats the end of that discussion
sorry
Talking to a girl for the first time so I could get a girlfriend was scary enough!
Thread over, everyone, mully has told us no
Girls are actually monsters
Sexy monsters.
My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.
I honestly don't know if I can morally do it
Coran Attack!
Quite clearly meant the discussion of her own affairs, pisswad
I don't see what would be immoral about it at all for the person making the call.
I don't really think you know what that means.
edit - was referring to self depreciating, but also applies to humor too!
sign me up
I'll fucking do it
It's more the sense that you kind of have to be a dick because the calls are recorded and uploaded to youtube.
Trust me, I can be a dick to people, but not to people who are in the process of being dumped.
Coran Attack!
in other news, sky found to be blue
water discovered as being "wet"
Person X, who you don't know, wants to break up with person Y, that you also don't know, for reason Z that you don't give a shit about.
Sign me up.
I'd fucking enjoy it.