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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    also bullshit:
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    I don't...what is this...kids love ketchup already. Making it into unappetising colours isn't going to make them love it any more than they already do. They already consume at least one whole bottle per meal.

    It's not like parents are saying 'Dang, we need to get our kids to eat more ketchup for health and good reasons'.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Purple ketchup sounds so fucking disgusting.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Do they still market the purple and green EZ Squirt? That was like eight years ago at least

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    see I thought having eggs every day was the terrible idea

    Well you shouldn't eat it everyday.

    I alternate eggs with healthy cereal and occasionally other breakfast things like waffles or french toast or whole grain eggos if I am in a rush or something.

    But those breakfasts are sad, pale comparisons of proper breakfast.

    I eat eggs every morning.

    But I am working out, so I guess I put them to use?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man there is all this shit how Tony Stark built his suit in a cave, with a box of scraps.

    What they tend to gloss over is that Tony Stark had a full set tools to build shit.

    Tony Stark would have a lot more trouble building a suit if he just had to deal with the stuff in my apartment.

    Don't see him build shit with scrap from cars and bits of beer cartons.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tony stark was dying too, blake.

    maybe you need the proper motivation

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Look as soon as I invent flying boots I am out of here and leaving Vivienne in the wind.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait, is that your motivation?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    sure why not?

    (I am in so much trouble right now I have real motivation)

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well now

    If you have scraps and bits you can make simple tools

    And if you have simple tools you can make more advanced tools

    And if you have advanced tools you can make anything

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fine.

    You make me a soldering tool if you only have a bucket of vomit.

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A soldering iron is advanced, but that bucket of vomit might work as a fire extinguisher.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You obviously have a computer too. That could be used to your advantage

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ivar wrote: »
    A soldering iron is advanced, but that bucket of vomit might work as a fire extinguisher.

    What if it's flaming vomit?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You obviously have a computer too. That could be used to your advantage

    Pornography?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Has anyone mentioned the king of pointing out bullshit yet

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    He's watching you, and wants you to do something magical

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ivar wrote: »
    A soldering iron is advanced, but that bucket of vomit might work as a fire extinguisher.

    What if it's flaming vomit?

    I'm a bit out of my element here, as I've never tried setting fire to vomit. But this sounds like a job for SCIENCE!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Brent Spiner seems to be an anti-vaxxer.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    brent spiner is off his fucking nut to begin with, tho

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tony Stark built it in a cave

    After giving him a list of everything he needed!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I built a LEGO Mindstorms robot that would bring me a cold drink at the press of a button.

    If I had used one of my ribs in it, I could call myself God.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just pay mexicans like 2 dollars a day to bring me things while making robot sounds

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beep boop el jefe

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bullshit is hauling my post-birfday hungover self out of bed at ten in the morning so I can go to Civ Pro only to find out that it's been cancelled

    but it's ok

    on the balance, that means I am now naked in my room with a bit of the hair of the dog instead of fully clothed and thinking about the federal rules of civil procedure with a cup of coffee

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    ScribemiteScribemite Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Watching Iron Man makes me want to build things. RDJ makes it looks effin awesome.

    I am currently working on the 2nd building of my LEGO medieval village. My cats suck as robot assistants though.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    see I thought having eggs every day was the terrible idea

    Well you shouldn't eat it everyday.

    I alternate eggs with healthy cereal and occasionally other breakfast things like waffles or french toast or whole grain eggos if I am in a rush or something.

    But those breakfasts are sad, pale comparisons of proper breakfast.

    This is retarded, you can have eggs every day for breakfast.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is retarded, you can have eggs every day for breakfast.

    That would get boring, and I say this as someone who loves eggs.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I want some goddamn breakfast.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ALL OF YOU STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY

    gonna go have a coke and wheat thins :(

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just had an omelette with some prosciutto and green onions and cheese in it with a side of hash browns.

    It was delicious.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I should really get lunch before my exam.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    speaking of bullshit

    I'm flying to New Zealand today and I've got an hour and a half in LA to get off my flight, go through customs and shit, get my NZ tickets and get on the plane

    I don't know if this is possible

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    oh man, mashed potatoes

    I want some goddang mashed potatoes

    boston market's mashed potatoes are excellent

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    speaking of bullshit

    I'm flying to New Zealand today and I've got an hour and a half in LA to get off my flight, go through customs and shit, get my NZ tickets and get on the plane

    I don't know if this is possible

    Customs weren't bad when I went to Germany last month. It took like five minutes to there (and like 20 seconds in Munich), and maybe like 15 - 20 minutes coming home (in the US)?

    I was surprised by it

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    This is retarded, you can have eggs every day for breakfast.

    That would get boring, and I say this as someone who loves eggs.

    As someone who loves eggs, you can cook your eggs many different ways and put many different condiments on them, like pepper or tabasco, or cook them with potatoes or cheese or anything really so you don't get burned out on them.

    I mean, I can eat bacon and eggs everyday (and I do, sometimes), but eggs aren't bad for you.

    It's not my fault half the people here are fucking mongoloids when it comes to eating breakfast.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it's ok guys, i scrounged up a spinach salad with goat cheese, almonds and golden raisins

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the episode about organic farming was good

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like the penn and teller show

    except when they disagree with me on anything

    then I get super mad

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    The InfraThe Infra Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've changed my view of the show as the main reason being the comedy about an issue, not a documentary with a comedic tone.

    After seeing awesome shows about really bullshit themes like the new design of WTC or organic foods, but then I felt they couldn't control getting in their opinion on some matters like gun control, politics or religion which just make Penn look like an angry protester who just ridicules everyone who disagrees with him

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The line was that Stark just built the reactor, not the whole suit, in a cave with some scraps, which he did

    Granted, they were scraps from highly advanced missiles

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