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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Benelli?

    Were you not paying attention?

    'Cause damn son fPREMIUMGRADGiubileoII.jpg

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I SAW IT AND IT'S PRETTY BUT THAT GUN AINT FOR FUCKIN TRAP, SON.

    Side-by-sides fuckin suck for trap.

    edit: s'a real nice gun though. if anyone gets the chance i highly reccomend visiting their nearby cabela's Gun Library.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i'm glad i never had the urge or desire to own a S&W .500, after handling it.

    i'll take a model 66 or model 19 over that anyday.

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    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i really want an S&W .40 since shooting my step-brother's at some old tanks of compressed air his work was throwing away.

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Macera wrote: »

    yes!!

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    filler, tell me what's so great about the PSG-1 so I don't have to wiki it

    because i see it in a lot of videogames

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Are those generic brand shoes there, Art?

    No they are Onitsuka Tigers and they are very pretty. Although they aren't super comfortable. Also mine are dirty.

    They are bland.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    filler, tell me what's so great about the PSG-1 so I don't have to wiki it

    because i see it in a lot of videogames

    SNIPERZ

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    filler, tell me what's so great about the PSG-1 so I don't have to wiki it

    because i see it in a lot of videogames

    its barrel is about as long as its name: Präzisionsscharfschützengewehr!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I went into a local little rock a gem store a couple days ago and they had a mastodon tibia for sale.

    That would be pretty sweet to own.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2009

    My grandmother bought that pram for my mother when she had the twins!

    Hm, I wonder what happened to it?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    filler, tell me what's so great about the PSG-1 so I don't have to wiki it

    because i see it in a lot of videogames

    just answered your own question

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Macera wrote: »

    yes!!

    how much does it cost to comission something from him

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Janson wrote: »

    My grandmother bought that pram for my mother when she had the twins!

    Hm, I wonder what happened to it?

    aw really? i think they are so sweet.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Macera wrote: »

    yes!!

    how much does it cost to comission something from him

    why don't you ask him? I can't imagine any of us know and it would also depend on what you're commissioning.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Janson wrote: »

    My grandmother bought that pram for my mother when she had the twins!

    Hm, I wonder what happened to it?

    aw really? i think they are so sweet.

    for sending a baby down some museum stairs in style

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This thread seems like a good place to put a Chess set carved from Mammoth Ivory.

    The Mammoth Ivory Collector Series Luxury Chess Set - 4.4 inch King
    Our Everyday Price of $12,999.00

    mammothivoryproft.jpg

    Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly Mammoth Ivory, they capture the exquisite design and proportions of the original Staunton pattern Chess set, registered by Nathaniel Cook and produced by Jaques of London in 1849

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The PSG1 is an overpriced thing HK designed to sell to dudes with too much money. You can get the same level of accuracy from their g3 rifle if you tweak it and maybe rebarrel it. And it doesn't cost $texas. You could probably have close to the same amount of accuracy out of a Dragonov or whatever, or an M1A, or an AR10 or a dozen other semi-auto rifles.

    Unattainable consumables and collectibles... hmmm... I think it would be cool to own a plane.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The PSG1 is an overpriced thing HK designed to sell to dudes with too much money. You can get the same level of accuracy from their g3 rifle if you tweak it and maybe rebarrel it. And it doesn't cost $texas. You could probably have close to the same amount of accuracy out of a Dragonov or whatever, or an M1A, or an AR10 or a dozen other semi-auto rifles.

    Unattainable consumables and collectibles... hmmm... I think it would be cool to own a plane.

    Straight from wikipedia - "Its expected accuracy is below 1 minute of arc (MOA) and it is considered to be one of the most accurate semi-automatic sniper rifles in the world. Its accuracy is sometimes even better than a bolt-action rifle. In the hands of a professional shooter, the PSG-1 is capable of putting 50 rounds of match ammunition inside an 80 mm circle at 300 meters (3.14 in circle at 328 yd)."

    In other words, it's accurate as fuck. For instance, the Dragunov SVD has a rated accuracy using US M118LR ammo of 1.27 MOA vertical spread. That's about 25% worse thean the PSG-1.

    Metzy-poo, that was the wrong picture. I actually meant to show you the over and under like thus:

    582_medium_1.jpg

    But two seconds in GIS didn't give it up, so whatever.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jaunty wrote: »
    This thread seems like a good place to put a Chess set carved from Mammoth Ivory.

    The Mammoth Ivory Collector Series Luxury Chess Set - 4.4 inch King
    Our Everyday Price of $12,999.00

    mammothivoryproft.jpg

    Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly Mammoth Ivory, they capture the exquisite design and proportions of the original Staunton pattern Chess set, registered by Nathaniel Cook and produced by Jaques of London in 1849

    As a lover of chess, the classic Staunton design and Wooly Mammoths - I hate this so much.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »

    yes!!

    how much does it cost to comission something from him

    why don't you ask him? I can't imagine any of us know and it would also depend on what you're commissioning.
    Alex CF wrote:
    My prices vary, depending on the piece. A typical research case is priced at around £800 – £1000 depending on size and detail. I can also work to a budget.

    Man, if I could afford it, I would buy a bunch of his stuff to enjoy. And, in my end years, I would hide it somewhere in the house, just to weird out the people who come to collect my corpse and property.

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    SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    did they honestly fucking make chess pieces of out 40 thousand year old wooly mammoth ivory

    god damnit

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snork wrote: »
    did they honestly fucking make chess pieces of out 40 thousand year old wooly mammoth ivory

    god damnit

    It's the first think I'm buying when I become an incredibly rich bastard.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    made in 1849

    Oh well, that excuses it.

    It had practically just fallen off the Mammoth in 1849.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Jaunty wrote: »
    This thread seems like a good place to put a Chess set carved from Mammoth Ivory.

    The Mammoth Ivory Collector Series Luxury Chess Set - 4.4 inch King
    Our Everyday Price of $12,999.00

    mammothivoryproft.jpg

    Crafted from 40,000-year old Wooly Mammoth Ivory, they capture the exquisite design and proportions of the original Staunton pattern Chess set, registered by Nathaniel Cook and produced by Jaques of London in 1849

    As a lover of chess, the classic Staunton design and Wooly Mammoths - I hate this so much.

    mammoths are gay

    the fuck they ever done for you?

    they just sit there all frozen and dead like a bunch of dead frozen mexican immigrants with a pronounced underbite and are also several tons

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mammoths are gay

    the fuck they ever done for you?

    they just sit there all frozen and dead like a bunch of dead frozen mexican immigrants with a pronounced underbite and are also several tons

    I beg to differ (this also counts as something I'll never be able to afford):

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    that is CHAOS mammoth and thus is completely different

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Own a mammoth?

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Jaunty wrote: »
    This thread seems like a good place to put a Chess set carved from Mammoth Ivory.
    -snip-

    As a lover of chess, the classic Staunton design and Wooly Mammoths - I hate this so much.

    Goddammit I thought this would make you the perfect christmas present on account of all those things

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »

    stealing japan's schtick

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that is CHAOS mammoth and thus is completely different

    bah, semantics

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    holy crap

    that mammoth

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    holy crap

    that mammoth

    it's 215 quid and like 20" tall

    it's one of the most expensive models forgeworld makes

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It must be an absolute nightmare to put together

    I'm picturing a guy going to work on it at his hobby table, and sixteen hours later his hair has turned white and he can only make trumpeting noises

    Only the Manta is bigger than it, I think

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    It must be an absolute nightmare to put together

    I'm picturing a guy going to work on it at his hobby table, and sixteen hours later his hair has turned white and he can only make trumpeting noises

    Only the Manta is bigger than it, I think

    the manta is RIDICULOUS

    also, forgeworld tends to not have ludicrous gribbly bits and actually makes molded things fairly large for things like that

    and nothing is worse than putting together the scraplauncher

    nothing

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    nope

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    thanks for linking to 4chan chief

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    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    thanks for linking to 4chan chief

    but more seriously, what is this Manta?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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