As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Shit you'll never be able to fucking afford.

11920212325

Posts

  • Options
    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a personal chef

    that
    would be
    fantastic

    also um this
    motor-boat-mega-yacht-steel-77856.jpg
    is owned by my friends dad
    i spent a week on it when we all went to bermuda and it was docked there
    hot damn that was the most amazing shit

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Options
    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Battletech is how you do mechs.

    Word.

    Clan or Sphere?

    Clan all the way.

    The IS does have the Mauler and the Awesome.
    See I'd only ever played the MechWarrior games

    So I'd never heard of the Awesome

    And I looked it up and I was like HOLY SHIT A BATTLEMECH MADE JUST FOR ME

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    a personal chef

    that
    would be
    fantastic

    also um this
    motor-boat-mega-yacht-steel-77856.jpg
    is owned by my friends dad
    i spent a week on it when we all went to bermuda and it was docked there
    hot damn that was the most amazing shit

    lucky devil.

    Metzger Meister on
  • Options
    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    jade falcons 4 lyfe

    Snowbeat on
    Q1e6oi8.gif
  • Options
    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    jade falcons 4 lyfe

    The Thor and the Loki are probably two of my most favorite designs.

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Options
    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Battletech is how you do mechs.

    Word.

    Clan or Sphere?

    Clan all the way.

    The IS does have the Mauler and the Awesome.
    See I'd only ever played the MechWarrior games

    So I'd never heard of the Awesome

    And I looked it up and I was like HOLY SHIT A BATTLEMECH MADE JUST FOR ME

    It was pretty fun in the board game to hit someone with its PPCs.... 20 points of damage each caused cringing.

    Comahawk on
  • Options
    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Marauder IIc or Summoner.

    Brolo on
  • Options
    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Summoner
    So ugly, but so great in MW2.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    jade falcons 4 lyfe

    HOUSE MARIK

    fucking word of blake fanatics just haaaad to mess things up

    Weaver on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    getting head shots with a gauss rifle woop woop

    Weaver on
  • Options
    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What is wrong with you people? If you're going to talk about bipedal robotic fighting exoskeletons, why are you not discussing units from Front Mission 3?

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • Options
    BeyondBeyond Nerd Slayer In the SkyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    A Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Beyond on
  • Options
    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    jade falcons 4 lyfe

    HOUSE MARIK

    fucking word of blake fanatics just haaaad to mess things up

    Wait I hope you aren't talking about the mechwarrior darkages bullshit they pulled. I don't know, I haven't read me my battletech since they started that.

    I am so glad they are rebooting it and hopefully doing it right this time. Although it was pretty awesome through 4.

    Can't fucking wait.

    Artreus on
    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • Options
    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    getting head shots with a gauss rifle woop woop

    ER PPC > Gauss Rifle

    Comahawk on
  • Options
    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    gauss rifles will be forever the best gun

    mostly because when you got hit with one your whole mech stumbled

    Snowbeat on
    Q1e6oi8.gif
  • Options
    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    gauss rifles will be forever the best gun

    mostly because when you got hit with one your whole mech stumbled

    You hit someone with 4 ER PPCs at once they are hell of gonna stumble.

    Artreus on
    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • Options
    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    and then your mech goes dark and a bunch of osiris pilots armed with 1000 light er pulses turn your ass into swiss cheese

    Snowbeat on
    Q1e6oi8.gif
  • Options
    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What is wrong with you people? If you're going to talk about bipedal robotic fighting exoskeletons, why are you not discussing units from Front Mission 3?

    fuck that

    VIRTUAL ON

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • Options
    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • Options
    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    whippy did

    it's fantastic

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • Options
    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    gauss rifles will be forever the best gun

    mostly because when you got hit with one your whole mech stumbled

    You hit someone with 4 ER PPCs at once they are hell of gonna stumble.

    Or scream in agony as their armor melts onto them!

    They really were the most overpowered weapon in that game. Put a couple of Awesomes and Catapults on long/medium range damage and a couple light mechs to harass your targets = win...

    Or, find a nice set of trees/a canyon and use your light mechs to lure the targets into the middle of it. Virtually safe from enemy fire while you beat them down, or light the forest on fire and watch the enemy mechs try to get out before they overheat/die from you shooting them up!

    Comahawk on
  • Options
    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What is wrong with you people? If you're going to talk about bipedal robotic fighting exoskeletons, why are you not discussing units from Front Mission 3?

    fuck that

    VIRTUAL ON

    Shoe raises a good point

    VIRTUAL FUCKING ON

    Brolo on
  • Options
    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    gauss rifles will be forever the best gun

    mostly because when you got hit with one your whole mech stumbled

    You hit someone with 4 ER PPCs at once they are hell of gonna stumble.

    Or scream in agony as their armor melts onto them!

    They really were the most overpowered weapon in that game. Put a couple of Awesomes and Catapults on long/medium range damage and a couple light mechs to harass your targets = win...

    Or, find a nice set of trees/a canyon and use your light mechs to lure the targets into the middle of it. Virtually safe from enemy fire while you beat them down, or light the forest on fire and watch the enemy mechs try to get out before they overheat/die from you shooting them up!

    Alpha Striking with LRM missiles was really the easiest way to play.

    Brolo on
  • Options
    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    gauss rifles will be forever the best gun

    mostly because when you got hit with one your whole mech stumbled

    You hit someone with 4 ER PPCs at once they are hell of gonna stumble.

    Or scream in agony as their armor melts onto them!

    They really were the most overpowered weapon in that game. Put a couple of Awesomes and Catapults on long/medium range damage and a couple light mechs to harass your targets = win...

    Or, find a nice set of trees/a canyon and use your light mechs to lure the targets into the middle of it. Virtually safe from enemy fire while you beat them down, or light the forest on fire and watch the enemy mechs try to get out before they overheat/die from you shooting them up!

    Alpha Striking with LRM missiles was really the easiest way to play.

    The only shitty part is running out of ammo, because then you usually had an assault mech, with 2 small lasers...

    Comahawk on
  • Options
    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    What is wrong with you people? If you're going to talk about bipedal robotic fighting exoskeletons, why are you not discussing units from Front Mission 3?

    fuck that

    VIRTUAL ON

    Shoe raises a good point

    VIRTUAL FUCKING ON

    I have to admit that I have never played Virtual ON. This makes me :cry::cry:

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    jade falcons 4 lyfe

    HOUSE MARIK

    fucking word of blake fanatics just haaaad to mess things up

    Wait I hope you aren't talking about the mechwarrior darkages bullshit they pulled. I don't know, I haven't read me my battletech since they started that.

    I am so glad they are rebooting it and hopefully doing it right this time. Although it was pretty awesome through 4.

    Can't fucking wait.

    House Marik was awesome up until the stupid Word of Blake revolt and the Steiner betrayal. I stopped playing before 4th edition came out, but in 3rd edition I would run games using the special rules handbook, all using the missiles that could pass through the ferro-fibrous armor and detonate inside the engine cavity while I've spent points on reactive and ablative armor plus I've marked off-map artillery with fast moving hovercraft using TAG systems to mark arty targets

    Or I could juts stop there and say that used combined arms assets to completely obliterate my enemy.

    I once had an Atlas hidden in a heavy forest hex that was able to move one hex and roll a critical melee attack against a clan Puma. Took out both legs in one attach by crushing it.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There were so many rules and attack methods that most people didn't bother to learn.

    As in, hey, remember three rounds ago when I set that forest hex on fire and it spreads to this many adjacent hexes every so many rounds and you've been standing in that hex for two rounds so now you're completely overheated and your cover modifiers are gone.

    BLAM BLAM BLAM

    Weaver on
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I barely understood a word of that post, Weaver. But it sounds awesome.

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I edited it Mori, I left some words out because I was typing way too fast

    Weaver on
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well I meant because I've never played Battletech or anything

    but that does sound awesome

    I wish I had people to play wargames with here (actually I'd need to have room for actual wargaming stuff first)

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh yeah, and money to buy the absurdly priced figures and paints

    and possibly even talent to paint something that looks halfway decent.

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    people would always be all "What, you actually brought conventional ground models?"

    The whole time, quick little hovercraft,

    lasing their mechs for artillery strikes.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh yeah, and money to buy the absurdly priced figures and paints

    and possibly even talent to paint something that looks halfway decent.

    Back in the late 90's when I played BattleTech 3rd edition, normally a single pewter model cost somewhere between $4 and $5 bucks. It was a cheap game to get into. The models were the same size as current 40k models.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver on
  • Options
    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    guys stop making me want to play mechwarrior 2

    when is 4 getting re-released anyway? there was a bunch of hullabaloo about it a while ago but the website doesn't seem to have been updated

    MrMonroe on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    4 was released years ago

    mechwarrior 5

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orhOvbfyyJw

    Weaver on
  • Options
    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    no, weaver, I mean this:

    http://www.smithandtinker.com/news/mechwarrior-to-be-distributed-free-on-battletech-com.php

    it's gonna be free along with the expansions

    edit: but yes, MW5, please, I will take that on my computer thanks

    MrMonroe on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh ok

    but the protagnist mech in that video, an Inner Sphere Warhammer

    Both arms were post-Star League PPCs. One shoulder, a giant spot light that gave targeting bonuses to any non 'mech units. The other was an SRM-6. In the torso, one medium band laser on each side, along with one heavy machine gun for anti infantry operations per side. If I remember right, it was a 75 ton 'mech.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm currently staring desperately at an ebook page for "Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience". I desperately want to read it, but it is $11. and that is currently beyond my means.

    I must be strong.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm so showing my age. 3rd edition came out in 1992.

    Weaver on
Sign In or Register to comment.