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HALP! *wine contest*
Analrapist
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My office is doing some sort of wine contest.
Here's the rules spoliered because it's long.
My favorite part is the age restriction.
Anyways, I need a clever, hilarious safe for work wine related team name, so that I might at least come out with a bottle of wine. My brain can only thing of dirty things. (Deeze Grapes) . Last year my team failed horribly, I don't even remember the name.
I look forward to seeing what you guys got.
Here's the rules spoliered because it's long.
The contest is simple and fun – here’s how it works:
You need to join a team – 4 people per team.
Your entrance fee is 1 bottle of wine (1 bottle per team member) plus $2.00 for charity.
You can be on more than 1 team - just bring in 1 bottle and a toonie per team that you are on.
Give your team a fun and creative name (prize awarded for best team name) and register team with
Michael Schopf.
All individual team member names will be put into a hat and we will draw a few names at random
each day. If you name is called – you are out of the contest – but……….you will survive as long as you
have 1 team member still standing.
We will continue to draw names each day until we are left with 3 names in the hat – 1st, 2nd and 3rd place
winners.
What do you win – Wine of course, and potentially lots of it!!!
• 1st place prize - approx. 60% of wine bottles – after consolation prizes
• 2nd place prize – approx. 25% of all wine collected, after consolation prizes
• 3rd place prize – approx. 15% of all wine collected, after consolation prizes
• Consolation prize #1: First team out – 4 bottles of wine
• Consolation prize #2: Best team name – 4 bottles of wine
So as an example if we have 24 teams – there will be a total of 96 bottles of wine. We remove 8 bottles for the consolation prizes
and are then left with 88 bottles.
1st place team wins 52 bottles (13 bottles for each team member)
2nd place team wins 24 bottles (6 bottles for each team member)
3rd place team wins 12 bottles (3 bottles for each team member)
Rules and fine print
Wine must be retail (no homemade varieties), red or white and priced between $12.00 and $20.00 per bottle, no sampling
allowed, all prize winners to receive pre-randomly selected bottles, winners can swap with other winners if they so choose.
Total wine bottles per prize to be determined based on total team entries. Contest starts on Monday November 23rd (please
submit team names with team members and bottles to Michael Schopf prior to November 23rd)
Final draw for prize winners will be on Thursday December 17th.
Must be 18 years of age and older to participate in contest.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL. HAVE FUN.
You need to join a team – 4 people per team.
Your entrance fee is 1 bottle of wine (1 bottle per team member) plus $2.00 for charity.
You can be on more than 1 team - just bring in 1 bottle and a toonie per team that you are on.
Give your team a fun and creative name (prize awarded for best team name) and register team with
Michael Schopf.
All individual team member names will be put into a hat and we will draw a few names at random
each day. If you name is called – you are out of the contest – but……….you will survive as long as you
have 1 team member still standing.
We will continue to draw names each day until we are left with 3 names in the hat – 1st, 2nd and 3rd place
winners.
What do you win – Wine of course, and potentially lots of it!!!
• 1st place prize - approx. 60% of wine bottles – after consolation prizes
• 2nd place prize – approx. 25% of all wine collected, after consolation prizes
• 3rd place prize – approx. 15% of all wine collected, after consolation prizes
• Consolation prize #1: First team out – 4 bottles of wine
• Consolation prize #2: Best team name – 4 bottles of wine
So as an example if we have 24 teams – there will be a total of 96 bottles of wine. We remove 8 bottles for the consolation prizes
and are then left with 88 bottles.
1st place team wins 52 bottles (13 bottles for each team member)
2nd place team wins 24 bottles (6 bottles for each team member)
3rd place team wins 12 bottles (3 bottles for each team member)
Rules and fine print
Wine must be retail (no homemade varieties), red or white and priced between $12.00 and $20.00 per bottle, no sampling
allowed, all prize winners to receive pre-randomly selected bottles, winners can swap with other winners if they so choose.
Total wine bottles per prize to be determined based on total team entries. Contest starts on Monday November 23rd (please
submit team names with team members and bottles to Michael Schopf prior to November 23rd)
Final draw for prize winners will be on Thursday December 17th.
Must be 18 years of age and older to participate in contest.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL. HAVE FUN.
My favorite part is the age restriction.
Anyways, I need a clever, hilarious safe for work wine related team name, so that I might at least come out with a bottle of wine. My brain can only thing of dirty things. (Deeze Grapes) . Last year my team failed horribly, I don't even remember the name.
I look forward to seeing what you guys got.
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"the wine dudes"
I think this is it.
Also for a team name just bust out some Legends of the Hidden Temple teams: Purple Parrots, Silver Snakes, Green Monkeys, Red Jaguars, etc.
It has nothing to do w/ wine, but they are awesome team names.
oh my stars and garters
i loooooved that show
Holy Jesus in hell, so far my favorite, but I don't think it will fly.
I'll run it by the peeps though.
Keep em commin, this is awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
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Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Damn, I thought I had a good chance of taking the gold.
:^:
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)