find me one with an unrestrictive kitten strangling policy and I'll be the first to go. In todays world of kitten taxes and laws, its hard to find a decent company that is understanding of its employee's needs.
Do you intend your euphemism to be that homoerotic?
We don't use the word 'fag' here in the Netherlands, so the homoerotism isn't present. But yes, *I* meant that homoerotic there.
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited November 2009
I was reading through my notes for my exam.
For Depression, one of the lines is supposed to read.
Recurrent thoughts about death, suicide or suicide attempts
My line?
Recurrent death, suicide or suicide attempts.
So now there's a little ^ in between the first two words with (thoughts about) written in small letters above it.
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(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
edited November 2009
So what the fuck, life?
Last night, at the celebratory dinner, a girl I bumped into weeks ago who I gave my number to called me, the stripper (whom I have not texted for over a week now) texted me to tell me she missed me and will have a day off soon, AAAAND the girl I actually know for a fact I have feelings for (of which said feelings has put me through a ridiculous emotional ringer, and led to her admitting she was scared of relationships and can't trust herself) texts me to ask if I wanted to celebrate the recent business success I just had.
I am aware that almost none of this looks bad. I know this. But I am not really at a place mentally where I can process all of this. It's too damn much.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
edited November 2009
Okay, so I've set up Google Wave... and... buh?
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Allegedly a voice of reason.
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
edited November 2009
Too many prospects?
Cue the world's tiniest violin.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I am aware that almost none of this looks bad. I know this. But I am not really at a place mentally where I can process all of this. It's too damn much.
On the one hand, that sucks bro... on the other hand... I don't exactly pity the "Which of these three chicks do I chooooooose?!"
Man I've just realized the side of the bed I sleep on is based on which is my dominant hand for sexy times.
Have you never watched Seinfeld?
Evidently not that skit. I only realized coz I'm sharing a room with a guy and couldn't figure out why it felt more right to be on the side closer to his bed.
And no, it's definitely not because my gay side thinks he's attractive. Definitely not.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Man I've just realized the side of the bed I sleep on is based on which is my dominant hand for sexy times.
Have you never watched Seinfeld?
Evidently not that skit. I only realized coz I'm sharing a room with a guy and couldn't figure out why it felt more right to be on the side closer to his bed.
And no, it's definitely not because my gay side thinks he's attractive. Definitely not.
Man I've just realized the side of the bed I sleep on is based on which is my dominant hand for sexy times.
Have you never watched Seinfeld?
Evidently not that skit. I only realized coz I'm sharing a room with a guy and couldn't figure out why it felt more right to be on the side closer to his bed.
And no, it's definitely not because my gay side thinks he's attractive. Definitely not.
I've always slept on the side closest to the door.
This was the first conclusion I reached when thinking about it, but when I lived down in FL I slept on the side of the bed farthest from the door, and then I realized that was where the nightstand was.
I sleep on whichever side of the bed the nightstand is on. Dominant hand doesn't seem to have anything to do with it.
What if I put a nightstand on both sides?
Now what?
It would probably be more accurate to say that I sleep on the side with the alarm clock, but I don't know for certain because I've never had more than one nightstand next to the bed.
If there were two alarms I would murder anyone who set the one I wasn't using.
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
edited November 2009
I sleep on the side away from the AC unit and window, since my fiancee likes moving air and I don't. I also have the nightstand on my side, but we put it there because I read before bed and she doesn't.
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
It would probably be more accurate to say that I sleep on the side with the alarm clock, but I don't know for certain because I've never had more than one nightstand next to the bed.
If there were two alarms I would murder anyone who set the one I wasn't using.
I sleep on the side with alarm clock as well, mainly because my fiancee seems to sleep through the damn thing even when the volume is cranked all the way up. This way I don't wind up crawling over her to hit snooze which irks both of us.
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find me one with an unrestrictive kitten strangling policy and I'll be the first to go. In todays world of kitten taxes and laws, its hard to find a decent company that is understanding of its employee's needs.
o_O
Do you intend your euphemism to be that homoerotic?
We don't use the word 'fag' here in the Netherlands, so the homoerotism isn't present. But yes, *I* meant that homoerotic there.
For Depression, one of the lines is supposed to read.
Recurrent thoughts about death, suicide or suicide attempts
My line?
Recurrent death, suicide or suicide attempts.
So now there's a little ^ in between the first two words with (thoughts about) written in small letters above it.
Last night, at the celebratory dinner, a girl I bumped into weeks ago who I gave my number to called me, the stripper (whom I have not texted for over a week now) texted me to tell me she missed me and will have a day off soon, AAAAND the girl I actually know for a fact I have feelings for (of which said feelings has put me through a ridiculous emotional ringer, and led to her admitting she was scared of relationships and can't trust herself) texts me to ask if I wanted to celebrate the recent business success I just had.
I am aware that almost none of this looks bad. I know this. But I am not really at a place mentally where I can process all of this. It's too damn much.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Cue the world's tiniest violin.
On the one hand, that sucks bro... on the other hand... I don't exactly pity the "Which of these three chicks do I chooooooose?!"
Why stop there?
Well, sup?
Good idea
Have you never watched Seinfeld?
Only by accident.
Evidently not that skit. I only realized coz I'm sharing a room with a guy and couldn't figure out why it felt more right to be on the side closer to his bed.
And no, it's definitely not because my gay side thinks he's attractive. Definitely not.
Philistine.
It's totally your gay side. :P
My gay side has exquisite taste and he's not it.
hurr hurr you don't like the same things I do must be dumb
there must be a devil between us
What if I put a nightstand on both sides?
Now what?
If you're hitting on me...
This was the first conclusion I reached when thinking about it, but when I lived down in FL I slept on the side of the bed farthest from the door, and then I realized that was where the nightstand was.
If there were two alarms I would murder anyone who set the one I wasn't using.
I sleep on the side with alarm clock as well, mainly because my fiancee seems to sleep through the damn thing even when the volume is cranked all the way up. This way I don't wind up crawling over her to hit snooze which irks both of us.
However I pass out.
I was born in the past. Today, I live in the present. At some point in the future, I will die.
Cool, that makes me sound like a time traveler.