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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Broad chest... check.

    Small waist... check.

    Facial hair... nope, thank God.

    Torso longer than legs... nope.

    Square jaw... double check.

    Testicles... nope.

    What does 3 out of 6 make me?

    It means you like em half-and-half :winky:

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Manly clothes on women work best when it's been re-designed the complement a woman's figure. Clothing designed specifically for men on women don't look as good. Also, I've noticed, they seem more baggy.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    what things are we ascribing as masculine?

    I'm completely hetero but I think I might qualify is someone wants to explain a little further.

    Like clothing or hairstyles or whatev.

    I'd find it weird if finding a girl attractive in "guys clothes" had any link to bisexuality. likewise short hair.

    I agree.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Should not have said waist. I meant hips. Small hips.

    In that case I look very feminine.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I need to sit down and watch all the TED tech talks.

    Because, whoah.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdy knows, man! Abdy knows!

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    GammarahGammarah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So I have OCD. I've recently started going to a therapist about this. My therapist looks and talks exactly like this guy,
    200px-Fred_Armisen_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

    Talking to him can be somewhat distracting.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

    Larger breasts can look alright until the girl takes off her top.

    Small breasts look good clothed and naked.

    Small breasts > Large Breasts.

    Science.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

    Boobs are feminine. More boobs, more feminine.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

    Larger breasts can look alright until the girl takes off her top.

    Small breasts look good clothed and naked.

    Small breasts > Large Breasts.

    Science.

    Anything much more than a handful is just unnecessary, I think.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

    Boobs are feminine. More boobs, more feminine.

    If I had the multi-brested PA comic I'd post it.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    what things are we ascribing as masculine?

    I'm completely hetero but I think I might qualify is someone wants to explain a little further.

    Like clothing or hairstyles or whatev.

    I'd find it weird if finding a girl attractive in "guys clothes" had any link to bisexuality. likewise short hair.

    Don't think short hair, think guy hair. Also, guys clothes doesn't mean jeans, it means baggy jeans which a guy would wear.

    think of what I'm talking about as a spectrum one finds attractive

    on the scale beetween the two points already established, where would your spectrum fall. Actual gender is kind of irrelevant here, we're talking aestethics only.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have never understood how large breasts makes more feminine. I am not attracted to large breasts.

    Larger breasts can look alright until the girl takes off her top.

    Small breasts look good clothed and naked.

    Small breasts > Large Breasts.

    Science.

    Big breasts, small breasts doesn't matter. Both are still fun to play with.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Big breasts, small breasts doesn't matter. Both are still fun to play with.

    Well I certainly wouldn't complain to interact with either but was rather just stating a preference.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

    Fills up?

    You poor man.

    I'll grow my hair out for you.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    While I used Monica Belluci as the perfect female form she was the second choice. But the top choice probably wouldn't approve of me ripping her picture off of facebook.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

    I've had long thick hair. It's a pain in the ass.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Short 'guy' hair cuts can look really good on some women, though. Just as long 'girl' hair cuts can look good on some guys.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

    Fills up?

    You poor man.

    I'll grow my hair out for you.

    Yea, it just gets denser and goes up. I suppose eventually if I let it grow for a year or two I could pull off the Dream look but waiting that long? Fuck that.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This thread is almost as big as my dick.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    today is a good hair day, and I haven't cut it in a while so my hair is pretty much exactly this
    Jim-Morrison.jpg

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Torso longer than legs?

    Fuck, I will never be manly.

    Yeah, wait... what?

    I wrote off that post really quickly. A high torso length : leg length ratio is a masculine trait. If you belt rests somewhere around half your height, that's near the higher end of masculine. Obviously, this does not apply to people with dwarfism or something.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

    God spare me. "That guy" is Jim Morrison.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    This thread is almost as big as my dick.

    irene's still not posting, drez

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

    That's Jim Morrison you heathen.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm having 'the talk' with my boss today when I get to work. I've been there half a year and I'm the fastest cashier, I've never called out, I'm almost never late, I've never been off on my till, I'm familiar with all the procedures w.r.t. management (X outs on drawers, monitoring and ordering supplies, preparing the cash deposit, etc. etc.)...

    In this economy I'm not doing a "promote me or I quit" ultimatum because this job was really hard to find in the first place. But I am having a solemn 'I deserve more than what I'm getting' talk where I ask for either a more favorable schedule (same hours on fewer days), a merit raise, or a promotion.

    If he calls my bluff and says "or what? you're gonna quit?" I guess I'm just boned.

    But I need to try.

    It didn't go well.

    He basically ignored the possibility of a promotion because of limited company resources. When asked whether he can give me a more 'set' schedule, allowing me to work more shifts elsewhere... 'no, I can't accomodate that'.

    The only thing that he can seemingly offer me is fewer shifts, once he gets a newer cashier (allegedly this week coming up). But that doesn't help all that much, because my shifts are still going to change weekly, making shifts elsewhere almost impossible.

    Then he made little flippant digs at me throughout the day, commenting on my missing name tag (when almost no one wore one today), telling me I'd better make sure the front is clean for the morning (and it always is when I work)... etc. Little biting shit that he was saying I guess because I had the gall to try to not be a minimum wage worker when I shine above all my coworkers.

    Argggggh.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Abby stop reminding us of how attractive you are. :P

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

    You want longer spikes, is that it? :P

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wrote off that post really quickly. A high torso length : leg length ratio is a masculine trait. If you belt rests somewhere around half your height, that's near the higher end of masculine. Obviously, this does not apply to people with dwarfism or something.

    I think my powerful, large, muscular legs are quite masculine, thank you very much. :P

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

    God spare me. "That guy" is Jim Morrison.

    I'm sorry, please don't hit me

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thom and Japan, you warm my heart.

    Also, Passer, you flatterer, sadly the face peering out from the curls is not jim morrison's when I look into the mirror.

    Also, good hair days are somewhat rare. My hair does not let itself be commanded.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I'm actually jealous of women's hair.

    I wouldn't mind long hair that I could arrange somehow. I have short hair and this sucks. And my hair, when it does grow out long, just fills up rather than getting longer, which also sucks.

    You want longer spikes, is that it? :P

    To be fair, I only do up my hair that way because: a) it's how I do it when it's shorter and b) I don't know realistically what else I could do.

    And his hair is basically what my hair would be long so it was the easiest fit. Plus the colour's the same so...less work.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

    God spare me. "That guy" is Jim Morrison.

    I'm sorry, please don't hit me

    You know the rules. A dozen swats with a paddle. :winky:

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this chat is 138 pages long does it normally go on that long

    it usually stops around 85

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Okay, that guy's hair? Pretty hot.

    God spare me. "That guy" is Jim Morrison.

    I'm sorry, please don't hit me

    You know the rules. A dozen swats with a paddle. :winky:

    You know, this quote and your last post match up pretty well with your avatar.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ab is all set to make some of the most overrated music ever recorded, move to Paris, and drown in the bath.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Actually my hair is longer than jim's right now

    it's almost hit the point where you can say it grows longer instead of larger.

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