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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I can make balloon animals.

    I can make animal balloons.

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    BLM - ACAB
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

    Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

    If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

    The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

    Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

    That object is 1 of 2538. They must never come together. Never.

    This is neat.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Holy shit that Authority sketch is awesome!

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    FreddyD wrote:
    Speaking of erotic clowns...

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    I want Bruce Timm's private stash so bad.

    If ya got the time, there's lots of Timm drawings here.

    Some of them are naked ladies.

    You wouldn't happen to have any other large art dump links like that, would you?

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    No I don't.
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    FreddyD wrote:
    Speaking of erotic clowns...

    QuinnNIvyAV.jpg
    I want Bruce Timm's private stash so bad.

    If ya got the time, there's lots of Timm drawings here.

    Some of them are naked ladies.

    Nipples the size of dinnerplates.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    FreddyD wrote:
    Speaking of erotic clowns...

    QuinnNIvyAV.jpg
    I want Bruce Timm's private stash so bad.

    If ya got the time, there's lots of Timm drawings here.

    Some of them are naked ladies.

    You wouldn't happen to have any other large art dump links like that, would you?

    Nope.

    But I sure keep my Bruce Timm stuff handy.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    FreddyD wrote:
    Speaking of erotic clowns...

    QuinnNIvyAV.jpg
    I want Bruce Timm's private stash so bad.

    If ya got the time, there's lots of Timm drawings here.

    Some of them are naked ladies.

    You wouldn't happen to have any other large art dump links like that, would you?

    Nope.

    But I sure keep my Bruce Timm stuff handy.

    I'm ripping that site so hard right now.

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    No I don't.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bruce Timm wrote:
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    <.<

    >.>

    fap fap fap

    #pipe on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i remember this is one of the funniest scenes in the film The Ladies Man

    dude's going and looking up his old flames

    finds out one of his former rocks is a clown now

    while he's talking to her she's getting into her clown make-up

    and then is like "hey let's go"


    and he's like "ack, naaaaaahhhhhhokayfine...."

    i'm not quoting shit, but that was the jist of the scene

    cracked me up pretty good

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Our router is fucking up, so I just connected through another nearby network

    Guys

    I am totally stealing somebody's megahurtz

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    VarvazovskyVarvazovsky Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A guy has sex with a clown in The Ladies Man but I don't think it shows any hot man on clown action.

    Edit: Beaten

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A guy has sex with a clown in The Ladies Man but I don't think it shows any hot man on clown action.

    ooohhh, missed it by 2 posts

    so close

    so very close

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    also the clown was played by julianne moore

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    also the clown was played by julianne moore

    that's it

    i'm not sleeping tonight

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    also the clown was played by julianne moore

    that's it

    i'm not sleeping tonight

    Don't worry, you and me can sleep together :winky:

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    alyson court is fine as hell

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    alyson court is fine as hell

    thank god someone spoke up.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    It is like some kind of Anime Clown Girl.... she's cute.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    No I don't.
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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    alyson court is fine as hell

    thank god someone spoke up.

    hey i didn't know she voiced jubilee, that is rad

    i also didn't know her name until five minutes ago but hey

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harley Quinn is relentlessly fappable.
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    It's scary, but I know what this is.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Manifest wrote:
    I swear to god if I see one more hot chick this ends.

    whoooooooops

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Manifest wrote:
    I swear to god if I see one more hot chick this ends.

    whoooooooops

    You know, the genesis for this thread was me wondering if I could somehow make a red ranger thread out of female clowns. This is actually getting frighteningly close to that.

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    No I don't.
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    but that would be wrong

    gr_shifty

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Manifest wrote:
    I swear to god if I see one more hot chick this ends.

    whoooooooops

    You know, the genesis for this thread was me wondering if I could somehow make a red ranger thread out of female clowns. This is actually getting frighteningly close to that.
    You would run out of hot clown material pretty quickly.

    Also, I really want a wallpaper version of this Harley Quinn photo.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    but that would be wrong

    gr_shifty

    Well, the other reason I made it is because I know people are scared of clowns... and more than likely wouldn't like the mental image of them fucking a clown.

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    No I don't.
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    EffStarStarStarEffStarStarStar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    roflz

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    roflz
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    Fucking incredible.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007

    yep, those 404's really are something.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fuck. Oh well, that gives you the number.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Broken

    Image.

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:

    yep, those 404's really are something.
    Fixed.

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    leafleaf Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    "His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the Rock n' Roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know."

    The female clowns in his video were...confusing.

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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith brought this up a while back

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    hey that's from the clown porn

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Female clown, female clown.

    Put your red nose on my cock.

    Big red nose.

    Big red cock.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, what about shemale clowns?

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