Female Clowns

scarlet st.

Pesh wrote:

hot or not

Okay a range does not mean buzzed.

Meiz

She was never hot to begin with.

Thundar

Pesh wrote:

hot or not

She looks like a pre pubescent boy


So yes

naporeon

Meiz wrote:

She was never hot to begin with.

Oh, Meiz. You were my hero for being an awesome Satan, but this comment is biting into that somewhat.

Callius

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

As7

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

Pesh

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

i think maybe if they don't have any legs

Callius

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

Man, I got this thing with bitches. I don't understand it.

Scorpio bitches, to be exact.

Defender

Pesh wrote:

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

i think maybe if they don't have any legs

Deeper penetration.

mrpaku

bitchiness is hot until she wakes up and starts showing the neighbors her black eyes all citing "domestic violence" or whatever

naporeon

Callius wrote:

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

Man, I got this thing with bitches. I don't understand it.

Scorpio bitches, to be exact.

It's funny, but for almost eight years, every woman that I seriously dated was born between September 1 - 22.

Making them all--ironically--Virgos.

TankHammer

mrpaku wrote:

bitchiness is hot until she wakes up and starts showing the neighbors her black eyes all citing "domestic violence" or whatever

Yeah, I mean, who the fuck said she could leave the house?

Also I like girls with both long and short hair, so long as they keep the crotch-area well-kept.
Unless they are clowns. Grease paint tastes awful.

TankHammer

naporeon wrote:

Callius wrote:

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

Man, I got this thing with bitches. I don't understand it.

Scorpio bitches, to be exact.

It's funny, but for almost eight years, every woman that I seriously dated was born between September 1 - 22.

Making them all--ironically--Virgos.

I have that same strange consistency working for me, only it's girls from Virginia. I should note that I visited the place, not a Virgin to be seen.

Jordyn

Monkeybomb wrote:

Jordyn, I think we should do an experiment for science in which we find out at what point shorter hair on a woman stops making her look cuter and starts making her look dyke-ish. My theory is that it's when the hair reaches the bottom of the ear opening but that is just a theory.

It is a fine line that borders two dramatically different areas.

I am approaching you with this because you have already taken the first steps.

I'm letting it grow out again until Comic-Con. After which I may cut it all off again, I may just try to keep a nice shoulder-lenth. I dunno yet.

As7

I'm liking my hair short but it gets so frizzy and I don't really like to put thickening products in it as I get dandruff.

Monkeybomb

I have known only two women who I would say are intrinsically beautiful. One of them accidentally cut the tendons in her right hand a couple years back and lost some motor function in that hand permanently.

naporeon

Kantankeris wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Callius wrote:

Arsenic7 wrote:

Callius wrote:

I like ladies with shorter hair.

Chin length is my prefered length, but I heart ladies who are hot regardless of other mitigating circumstances.

Like bitchiness?

Man, I got this thing with bitches. I don't understand it.

Scorpio bitches, to be exact.

It's funny, but for almost eight years, every woman that I seriously dated was born between September 1 - 22.

Making them all--ironically--Virgos.

I have that same strange consistency working for me, only it's girls from Virginia. I should note that I visited the place, not a Virgin to be seen.

Dharma Initiative?

As7

Monkeybomb wrote:

I have known only two women who I would say are intrinsically beautiful. One of them accidentally cut the tendons in her right hand a couple years back and lost some motor function in that hand permanently.

And that's when you knew you'd found true love.

Callius

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

Thundar

I think short hair is cute if it's done right. Well kept long hair is sexy no matter what though.

Monkeybomb

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Slungsolow

that natalie portman picture is so fucking hot.

Monkeybomb

Slungsolow wrote:

that natalie portman picture is so fucking hot.

just wanna take a bic to that and then have her rub her bald head all over my tummy

Monkeybomb

I just creeped myself out a little.

Callius

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Uh why is it weird?

She cuts my hair too.

PiptheFair

Meiz wrote:

She was never hot to begin with.

hey so you're wrong

Pesh

I pay professionals to cut my hair.

You know. So it looks good.

Slungsolow

the things I would do to her would break so many kosherlite laws.

Callius

Pesh wrote:

I pay professionals to cut my hair.

You know. So it looks good.

Yeah, last time I cut Natasha's hair people were giving her compliments for a few weeks and asking her where she got her hair done.

It was pretty awesome.

Slungsolow

I pay a gay asian good money to keep my hair looking sweet.

Monkeybomb

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Uh why is it weird?

She cuts my hair too.

it's weird because

I don't know, it's just peculiar.

Then again, I also thought it was weird when dudes in ROTC would give other guys haircuts with their $19.99 electric clippers. I was, like, no thanks I'll go to the barber.

Maybe I have a hair thing.

naporeon

Slungsolow wrote:

I pay a gay asian good money to keep my hair looking sweet.

I pay my stylist in booze. But all she has to do is run two different clips through my hair, and shave the back of my neck, so it's not a lot of booze.

Hunter

Slungsolow wrote:

I pay a gay asian good money to keep my hair looking sweet.

I pay a butch tube sock lesbian barber to cut my hair.

Callius

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Uh why is it weird?

She cuts my hair too.

it's weird because

I don't know, it's just peculiar.

Then again, I also thought it was weird when dudes in ROTC would give other guys haircuts with their $19.99 electric clippers. I was, like, no thanks I'll go to the barber.

Maybe I have a hair thing.

You would rather pay someone to shave your head than get someone to do it for free, even though the end result was exactly the same?

.............


Which one of us is weird now?

Homeless

I haven't had a haircut in 3 and a half years.

Maybe i should do that.

fits with my username though

gotta keep up the image

Hunter

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Uh why is it weird?

She cuts my hair too.

it's weird because

I don't know, it's just peculiar.

Then again, I also thought it was weird when dudes in ROTC would give other guys haircuts with their $19.99 electric clippers. I was, like, no thanks I'll go to the barber.

Maybe I have a hair thing.

You would rather pay someone to shave your head than get someone to do it for free, even though the end result was exactly the same?

.............


Which one of us is weird now?

Do you use the hair to make crazy hippie ropes or necklaces?

Slungsolow

paying someone to shave your head is pretty dumb.

Callius

Hunter wrote:

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

Monkeybomb wrote:

Callius wrote:

I need to give Natasha another hair cut soon. It's gettin' growed out.

It is weird that you cut her hair.

Uh why is it weird?

She cuts my hair too.

it's weird because

I don't know, it's just peculiar.

Then again, I also thought it was weird when dudes in ROTC would give other guys haircuts with their $19.99 electric clippers. I was, like, no thanks I'll go to the barber.

Maybe I have a hair thing.

You would rather pay someone to shave your head than get someone to do it for free, even though the end result was exactly the same?

.............


Which one of us is weird now?

Do you use the hair to make crazy hippie ropes or necklaces?

We place it on an altar and burn it while having tantric sex to the rhythm of the random tinking of metal balls dropping from a magnet onto a cymbal.




Oh yeah, so, my ex-girlfriend kept some of my braided hair that I cut off. She said she would give me more beads to replace the ones in the hair. Bitch fucking gyped me.

naporeon

Slungsolow wrote:

paying someone to shave your head is pretty dumb.

Two different clips, pal. Not only do I not own both clips (#2 for the sides, #4 for the top), but I wouldn't be able to correctly judge when to switch from one to the other, especially on the back of my head.

But it's more like an excuse to have an occasional date. We live near each other, and there are some pretty awesome bars in our area. So I just buy her a drink or two, and we call it even.

Monkeybomb

But see, we weren't shaving our heads.

We were cutting it very short, but there was still enough hair left to be fucked up if it was crooked or whatnot.

Anyway, like I said, I probably have a hair thing.