Two different clips, pal. Not only do I not own both clips (#2 for the sides, #4 for the top), but I wouldn't be able to correctly judge when to switch from one to the other, especially on the back of my head.
But it's more like an excuse to have an occasional date. We live near each other, and there are some pretty awesome bars in our area. So I just buy her a drink or two, and we call it even.
that is a fade and that is not shaving your head.
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My girlfriend cut my hair a few times. She grooms dogs and used these thinning shears since my hair was getting long. It was all feathered and hot, but I couldn't stop thinking "Man... I'm dating a dog-barber."
Two different clips, pal. Not only do I not own both clips (#2 for the sides, #4 for the top), but I wouldn't be able to correctly judge when to switch from one to the other, especially on the back of my head.
But it's more like an excuse to have an occasional date. We live near each other, and there are some pretty awesome bars in our area. So I just buy her a drink or two, and we call it even.
Does the cutting of hair come before or after the anal sex?
How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
£5
+£41
:O
jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?
....something like that.
£46 for making my hair look how i want it to look and not what some dickhead with an electric razor thinks i want is pretty reasonable. Also, yes i am that vain.
How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
£5
+£41
:O
jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?
....something like that.
£46 for making my hair look how i want it to look and not what some dickhead with an electric razor thinks i want is pretty reasonable. Also, yes i am that vain.
i don't think my barber has ever used an electric razor
i think next time i will take a photo of how i want my hair
I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.
It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.
When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.
Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.
When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.
Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.
they're always spanish or italian and gay anyway, though
I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.
It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.
When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.
Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.
i'll probably go pay that soon but that's just because i'm gonna bring in a picture of what i want and have the asian chick with braces walk me through what the fuck i'm doing as far as styling goes
I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.
It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.
I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.
It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.
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Has anyone done this before? This sounds awesome.
i'm gonna go for an ed norton in fight club kind of thing because it would look rockin' on me with some stubble
Does the cutting of hair come before or after the anal sex?
+£41
She tries to converse while cutting my hair but:
1) That distracts her from the task at hand (IE. Cutting my hair.)
2) I don't give a shit about this lady or her life.
3) Even if I did, I can't understand her English with her THICK accent.
jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?
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....something like that.
£46 for making my hair look how i want it to look and not what some dickhead with an electric razor thinks i want is pretty reasonable. Also, yes i am that vain.
i think next time i will take a photo of how i want my hair
It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.
Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.
cheap, close to my apartment and performed by attractive asians.
but some are dudes.
Why would reading a playboy make someone a tool?
Playboy's fucking awesome.
I have to see a bitches ovaries before I can even think about getting hard.
i'll probably go pay that soon but that's just because i'm gonna bring in a picture of what i want and have the asian chick with braces walk me through what the fuck i'm doing as far as styling goes
High Society it is
So one can only assume he beats you, right?
I want to make a magazine that's nothing but sports, guns, and vag shots so close you can see her fallopian tubes.
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nope
I pay eight dollar bucks for haircuts, but I haven't had one in a while.
edit:the first line is aimed at the lobster guy.
You're letting me down, here.
hustler is what you ask your uncle to buy you.
My bad,
I'd fuck my stylist.
My girlfriend and I get hour-long couple's massages (just means we're both in the same room with two masseuses) once a month for $110.
this wouldn't work for either of us as we both deny the massage charges on our check card.
How so? Playboy is a really good magazine.
hustler is good if you want to see some meat curtains spread out in the nevada desert while a midget pees on her feet.