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    ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    We place it on an altar and burn it while having tantric sex to the rhythm of the random tinking of metal balls dropping from a magnet onto a cymbal.

    Has anyone done this before? This sounds awesome.

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    paying someone to shave your head is pretty dumb.
    Two different clips, pal. Not only do I not own both clips (#2 for the sides, #4 for the top), but I wouldn't be able to correctly judge when to switch from one to the other, especially on the back of my head.

    But it's more like an excuse to have an occasional date. We live near each other, and there are some pretty awesome bars in our area. So I just buy her a drink or two, and we call it even.
    that is a fade and that is not shaving your head.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i'm growing my hair out for the first time ever

    i'm gonna go for an ed norton in fight club kind of thing because it would look rockin' on me with some stubble

    mrpaku on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Burning hair smells bad.

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm going for a stoner who is too lazy to walk a block to his barber look.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My girlfriend cut my hair a few times. She grooms dogs and used these thinning shears since my hair was getting long. It was all feathered and hot, but I couldn't stop thinking "Man... I'm dating a dog-barber."

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    i am one of those "never knows how he wants his hair cut, cannot describe it to the cutter, and is never satisfied with the cut afterwards" types

    bongi on
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    LobsterFuhrerLobsterFuhrer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    paying someone to shave your head is pretty dumb.
    Two different clips, pal. Not only do I not own both clips (#2 for the sides, #4 for the top), but I wouldn't be able to correctly judge when to switch from one to the other, especially on the back of my head.

    But it's more like an excuse to have an occasional date. We live near each other, and there are some pretty awesome bars in our area. So I just buy her a drink or two, and we call it even.

    Does the cutting of hair come before or after the anal sex?

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    ThundarThundar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    $16 buck-a-reenos for about 10 minutes of me screaming in pain while I see a near sighted asian come at my dome with scissors in the mirror.

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Thundar wrote:
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
    £5

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    Thundar wrote:
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
    £5

    +£41

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I just fuck mine and get it for free.

    Callius on
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    LobsterFuhrerLobsterFuhrer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I pay like 12.99 to some Russian chick who I CANNOT under-fucking-stand for the life of me.

    She tries to converse while cutting my hair but:

    1) That distracts her from the task at hand (IE. Cutting my hair.)

    2) I don't give a shit about this lady or her life.

    3) Even if I did, I can't understand her English with her THICK accent.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    Thundar wrote:
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
    £5

    +£41
    :O

    jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?

    bongi on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Does the cutting of hair come before or after the anal sex?
    Before, generally.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    Thundar wrote:
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
    £5

    +£41
    :O

    jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?

    ....something like that.

    £46 for making my hair look how i want it to look and not what some dickhead with an electric razor thinks i want is pretty reasonable. Also, yes i am that vain.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    ascot wrote:
    bongi wrote:
    Thundar wrote:
    How much do you guys pay for a barber where you live?
    £5

    +£41
    :O

    jesus, do you have it styled by a choir of angels or something?

    ....something like that.

    £46 for making my hair look how i want it to look and not what some dickhead with an electric razor thinks i want is pretty reasonable. Also, yes i am that vain.
    i don't think my barber has ever used an electric razor

    i think next time i will take a photo of how i want my hair

    bongi on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.

    It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.

    Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.

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    mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    i have dreads, but i trim them when i am bored and leave the clippings around my boyfriend's apartment

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    bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.

    Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.
    they're always spanish or italian and gay anyway, though

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    the coolest thing about the place i go to is they have full body, deep tissue massages for $80 and hour.

    cheap, close to my apartment and performed by attractive asians.



    but some are dudes.

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.

    It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.

    Why would reading a playboy make someone a tool?

    Playboy's fucking awesome.

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    playboy is pretty dumb. show me a barber shop with hustler and I am there.

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    playboy is pretty dumb. show me a barber shop with hustler and I am there.

    I have to see a bitches ovaries before I can even think about getting hard.

    Callius on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When you're dropping over $16 and tip on a haircut, that's no barber. It's a stylist. And they had better be either female or gay-as-hell or they're ripping you off.

    Foreigners are allowed to wave the gay requirement if they have a particularly prominent accent.

    i'll probably go pay that soon but that's just because i'm gonna bring in a picture of what i want and have the asian chick with braces walk me through what the fuck i'm doing as far as styling goes

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    playboy is pretty dumb. show me a barber shop with hustler and I am there.

    I have to see a bitches ovaries before I can even think about getting hard.

    High Society it is

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    LobsterFuhrerLobsterFuhrer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i have dreads, but i trim them when i am bored and leave the clippings around my boyfriend's apartment

    So one can only assume he beats you, right?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    playboy is pretty dumb. show me a barber shop with hustler and I am there.

    I have to see a bitches ovaries before I can even think about getting hard.

    High Society it is

    I want to make a magazine that's nothing but sports, guns, and vag shots so close you can see her fallopian tubes.

    Hunter on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i have dreads, but i trim them when i am bored and leave the clippings around my boyfriend's apartment

    So one can only assume he beats you, right?

    nope

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    that sentence doesn't make any sense.

    I pay eight dollar bucks for haircuts, but I haven't had one in a while.

    edit:the first line is aimed at the lobster guy.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.

    It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.

    Why would reading a playboy make someone a tool?

    Playboy's fucking awesome.

    You're letting me down, here.

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    playboy is what you steal from your dad.


    hustler is what you ask your uncle to buy you.

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    AdimaxAdimax Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'd fuck a clown.

    My bad,

    I'd fuck my stylist.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the coolest thing about the place i go to is they have full body, deep tissue massages for $80 and hour.

    cheap, close to my apartment and performed by attractive asians.



    but some are dudes.

    My girlfriend and I get hour-long couple's massages (just means we're both in the same room with two masseuses) once a month for $110.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the coolest thing about the place i go to is they have full body, deep tissue massages for $80 and hour.

    cheap, close to my apartment and performed by attractive asians.



    but some are dudes.

    My girlfriend and I get hour-long couple's massages (just means we're both in the same room with two masseuses) once a month for $110.

    this wouldn't work for either of us as we both deny the massage charges on our check card.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    I pay about $20-$25, it's done by a 43-year-old woman who is way hotter than the girls I went to college with (and I don't mean Carnegie-Mellon, that doesn't count), and it's done the way I like. Also, if I were into that sort of thing, they do have a stack of men's magazines (Playboy, FHM, Maxim, whatever) right there, but I guess that's for the customers who are also tools. For the last half of December, they also have free food and drinks. It's pretty cool having a friend mix drinks for you while a hot chick cuts your hair.

    It'll all be moot eventually, I'll probably be bald.

    Why would reading a playboy make someone a tool?

    Playboy's fucking awesome.

    You're letting me down, here.

    How so? Playboy is a really good magazine.

    Callius on
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    playboy is good if you are interested in $10,000 stereos and interviews with Dan Rather.

    hustler is good if you want to see some meat curtains spread out in the nevada desert while a midget pees on her feet.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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