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Steam is a big fat jerk: Get your barf bags ready, Shattered Horizon

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man what Vikings are owntown, population: Vikings.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    quitting the internet, thanks art

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Um.. Your welcs?!


    Okay fuck this I can't be Ryan. I'm sorry

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Seriously though Vikings are great.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You only say vikings are great cause you just play berserker on a constant and yell that zerker is nerfed when you kill yourself from using rage.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Nah berserker is boring.

    I like the one that has the spear and javelin.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i would enjoy this game if my shitty fucking internet provider didn't decide to give me 300 goddamn ping when i know i have no background programs running or anything

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gestir i think its called

    Also we need a server for this fucking game, I just can't take pubs.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    serker is awesome as heck

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gestir i think its called

    Also we need a server for this fucking game, I just can't take pubs.

    dude, i love being called the n-word and being constantly accused of abusing SOME KIND of game mechanic. like weapons.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    YOU silly goose STOP ABUSING THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON

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    WeX MajorsWeX Majors 8th Floor, MegashipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Good news everyone!
    after finding both Crysis and STALKER simply not fun to play, I had pretty much given up hope on finding any sort of "new" game to ever play again.

    Then Psychonauts was on sale for $2.

    Seriously? This is the game that no one bothered to pick up? That's a national tragedy. I just....jesus christ, five hours playing this game! It's been a looong time since I lost track of time playing a game into the wee morn.

    One of the things I was noticing as I was playing is that what really helped cement this game for me, and turn me straight off the other two, was a really simple control scheme.
    Now, all three allow full key binding. I'm not talking about that. I mean knowing exactly what keys I need bound where. When I tried playing Crysis, I just kept getting confused as to which button I was supposed to hit and how do I access the map and where the fuck are the god damn suit buttons andshithowdoIswitchbacktoArmorModeFUCK! I'm dead.

    Ask anyone who plays Team Fortress 2 just how many buttons you need to shoot mans. Just because you have 100+ keys, doesn't mean I need to use all of em during a game.

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey wex,

    W and M1

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    STALKER was so much better when you turned visible crosshairs off and forced yourself to use iron sights on everything. It made you approach combat with more caution and focus, and you made every shot count. Even the starting pistol is a murder machine in a steady hand.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gestir i think its called

    Also we need a server for this fucking game, I just can't take pubs.

    dude, i love being called the n-word and being constantly accused of abusing SOME KIND of game mechanic. like weapons.

    When I used to admin servers for one of my CS clans, I put a script on one server that parsed a list of words in the all speak channel and set the next five rounds to knives only. Things like "AWP whore" "noob cannon" "camping" etc.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Gestir i think its called

    Also we need a server for this fucking game, I just can't take pubs.

    dude, i love being called the n-word and being constantly accused of abusing SOME KIND of game mechanic. like weapons.

    When I used to admin servers for one of my CS clans, I put a script on one server that parsed a list of words in the all speak channel and set the next five rounds to knives only. Things like "AWP whore" "noob cannon" "camping" etc.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That font is terrible.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    GIS gives what it wants to give

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you know what my favorite thing in the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD is?

    HOW VIKINGS ARE APPARENTLY IMPERVIOUS TO FUCKING DAMAGE.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    They're not

    You mad bro

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    They're only impervious when I'm not playing them

    The main thing I hate is kegs and parrots

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    They're only impervious when I'm not playing them

    The main thing I hate is kegs and parrots

    see, i love BOTH kegs AND parrots! and yes, i am mad! so damn maaaaad at my shitty pirate team!


    YOU'RE PIRATES. PROTECT YOUR DAMN TREASURE CHESTS!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    People do seem particularly unfond of the objectives at present

    And as glad as I am that friendly fire doesn't seem to feature on servers any more, it just makes keg spam so goddamn annoying, especially on certain maps

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Are there any objective maps out?

    Its a game mode and they didn't make any default maps for it, goddamn shit ballers.

    Also the gamemodes are pretty crap when you just wanna kill dudes, need to get a team deathmatch on island.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah a team DM would be pretty great

    Might not work on some of the really big maze-like maps but it'd be nice not to have to worry about the damn chests or Grail

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PLay Cathedral or Arena 24/7

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last team standing is gay though

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    In an office where there are rooms packed almost shoulder to shoulder with level designers, artists, animators, programmers, and such doing some of the most graphically intense stuff you can do, guess who burns out a video card?

    That's right, the accountant.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ham porn is graphically intense

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, so that's what a hamdoctor is.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Last team standing is gay though

    YOU'RE gay

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This Warcraft Player Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night

    Authorities say this 27-year-old man, angered when his mother asked him to quiet down while playing Warcraft, choked her and rammed his head through a wall before his grandfather finally shot him. He wasn't seriously wounded. Nerd rage'll do that.

    James Swan (pictured) of Manatee, Fla. was drinking and playing World of Warcraft around 10 p.m. on Feb. 11 when his 50-year-old mother asked him to pipe down, as her three grandchildren were trying to sleep at that hour. Cops say Swan ignored her, and when she put her hand on his shoulder, he flipped the f—- out.

    The Bradenton Herald got the police report, and it says Swan grabbed his mother by the hair and threw her across the bed. She managed to get to the kitchen phone to call 911, but he tore it out of the wall, rammed his head through the hole where it had been, then threw her on the ground and started choking her. That's when his grandfather - mom's dad - got a gun from a gun closet. Still holstered, the gun misfired in a struggle and Swan was grazed behind the left ear.

    Before you get huffy, no one's pinning this on the game, although it would boost MMOs' street cred considerably. Pretty much everyone can point the finger at the demon likker. Meantime, Swan is in the slammer, probably pissed that his raiding party hasn't formed up to bust him out.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ahahah bradenton

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Geez

    That's some crazy stuff.

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm not feeling Jade Empire

    it's just so eh

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shabooty wrote: »
    I'm not feeling Jade Empire

    it's just so eh

    you are terrible

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shabooty wrote: »
    I'm not feeling Jade Empire

    it's just so eh

    no man jade empire was a good game

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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