I'd almost list the Warriors, but like a lot of Hill's movies, it just wasn't mainstream, the ideas he was attempting in the movie resonated later in other movies, and it was one of the first comic book style movies that didn't suck.
Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays".
I vaguely recall talks of that after the game did well (it was fucking awesome that game). While Tony Scott could do it justice (he's like a more mainstream Walter Hill). It'll probably be f'ing awful because recent Tony Scott is a joke, and we the theater going audience are the punchline.
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It had Ray Liotta as the evil wizard. The very first scene of the movie is a Ray Liotta love scene.
You should watch it.
EDIT: Statham has some brilliant movies, though. Snatch is still one of my favorites of his.
Speaking of Ray Liota love scenes, here's a better bad movie:
O&R is an incredible movie. The final act of the movie, where Ronnie becomes superman, is all in his head. Remember, he stopped taking his pills and goes fucking insane, severing all connection to reality after being rejected from the force.
Statham's imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It's a promise that says, "I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won't learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays".
I know I'm throwing these out awfully fast, but did anybody go see this in theaters?
I did.
I almost did. As in, I was at the theater with some friends. We looked at the ticket line, thought about it for a moment, then went back to my cousins place to watch Gladiator.
To this day I still haven't seen D&D (but I did watch the direct-to-SyFy D&D 2). I regret nothing. Except watching D&D 2, anyway.
Snakes on a Plane was pretty good, a woman gets bit on the nipple by a snake, a mans penis gets bitten by a snake, a purse dog gets eaten by a snake, oh and there's some snakes in the movie too.
Jaws meets period drama meets kung fu indians meets Monica Bellucci as a prostitute?
fuck yeah!
That was pretty good, though I don't know if it counts as "So bad/cheesy it's good" so much as just "good".
The transition from Monica Bellaluci's naked body to the snowy hills blew my fucking mind. Of course, I was high as a goddamn kite when I watched that movie.
Jaws meets period drama meets kung fu indians meets Monica Bellucci as a prostitute?
fuck yeah!
That was pretty good, though I don't know if it counts as "So bad/cheesy it's good" so much as just "good".
The transition from Monica Bellaluci's naked body to the snowy hills blew my fucking mind. Of course, I was high as a goddamn kite when I watched that movie.
It's cool. You appreciate Art and cheetos more that way.
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I like a lot of bad movies, including both Cranks.
So I figured I wouldn't mind Gamer.
Do yourself a favour and avoid it. It has no value, comedic or otherwise.
I did laugh in the first ten seconds, though, when the combatant crouches up and down over and over above the guy he just killed. And some random voice yells, "He's teabagging him!"
Edit: I absolutely love Brotherhood of the Wolf. The opening rain fight scene is beautiful.
I don't even like cheetohs on the very very rare occasion I'm partaking in the herb of life. Give me a measure of scotch and some old cheddar on dry crackers please and thank you.
I don't even like cheetohs on the very very rare occasion I'm partaking in the herb of life. Give me a measure of scotch and some old cheddar on dry crackers please and thank you.
I have yet to discover a drug that will make me like cheetos. If it exists, I don't want any.
Also anyone who says Equilibrium must be a silly goose.
Yeah because equilibrium doesn't have anything good about it...
No I mean, how is it even "bad" to begin with? I liked it better than the Matrix for instance >.>
The action is sterile, the non action bits are boring and really long. The finish is more than a little bit insane, and the total message is just rip off theater. It was really derivative of better works (using the PA version of derivative).
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That movie had sharon stone in her prime man, in her prime! And three tit lady, everyone loves three tit lady.
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Gotta agree with Preacher here, Total Recall was badass.
And Kuato.
KUATO!
Warriors wins for the mime gangsters alone
I did.
Thousand times yes.
especially since this is his sidekick:
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Dungeon Siege was... an experience.
It had Ray Liotta as the evil wizard. The very first scene of the movie is a Ray Liotta love scene.
You should watch it.
EDIT: Statham has some brilliant movies, though. Snatch is still one of my favorites of his.
I looked up The Warriors for some more info
Tony Scott is doing a remake......
Speaking of Ray Liota love scenes, here's a better bad movie:
I vaguely recall talks of that after the game did well (it was fucking awesome that game). While Tony Scott could do it justice (he's like a more mainstream Walter Hill). It'll probably be f'ing awful because recent Tony Scott is a joke, and we the theater going audience are the punchline.
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And if I recall it had Ron motherfuckin'jawofstone Pearlman. How could this had gone wrong? Dammit Uwe Boll.
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It was Uwe Boll; how could it have possibly gone right?
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O&R is an incredible movie. The final act of the movie, where Ronnie becomes superman, is all in his head. Remember, he stopped taking his pills and goes fucking insane, severing all connection to reality after being rejected from the force.
So I figured I wouldn't mind Gamer.
Do yourself a favour and avoid it. It has no value, comedic or otherwise.
Uwe Boll is like some sort of reverse king midas.
In that everything he touches turns to shit.
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
I almost did. As in, I was at the theater with some friends. We looked at the ticket line, thought about it for a moment, then went back to my cousins place to watch Gladiator.
To this day I still haven't seen D&D (but I did watch the direct-to-SyFy D&D 2). I regret nothing. Except watching D&D 2, anyway.
Jaws meets period drama meets kung fu indians meets Monica Bellucci as a prostitute?
fuck yeah!
That was pretty good, though I don't know if it counts as "So bad/cheesy it's good" so much as just "good".
He's movie cancer, only good role was 40 year old virgin, he's played that same character in every other movie since.
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The transition from Monica Bellaluci's naked body to the snowy hills blew my fucking mind. Of course, I was high as a goddamn kite when I watched that movie.
It's cool. You appreciate Art and cheetos more that way.
I did laugh in the first ten seconds, though, when the combatant crouches up and down over and over above the guy he just killed. And some random voice yells, "He's teabagging him!"
Edit: I absolutely love Brotherhood of the Wolf. The opening rain fight scene is beautiful.
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Yellowbeard is a pretty terrible movie.
But John Cleese and the other Pythons who were in it were hilarious.
I have yet to discover a drug that will make me like cheetos. If it exists, I don't want any.
Another sci-fi original, but this was a thing of beauty
Also anyone who says Equilibrium must be a silly goose.
Yeah because equilibrium doesn't have anything good about it...
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No I mean, how is it even "bad" to begin with? I liked it better than the Matrix for instance >.>
The action is sterile, the non action bits are boring and really long. The finish is more than a little bit insane, and the total message is just rip off theater. It was really derivative of better works (using the PA version of derivative).
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Ok, it kinda sucks today but when I was a kid I wanted to join the Army so I can fight bad guys using flying motorcycles that shoot rockets!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXWh3dNQkw4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NpZxn860M
Growing up sucks
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