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I Just Saw a Guy Get Shot

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited February 2010 in Social Entropy++
Not a bel-air or mambo italiano, I am classy.

I was just walking home, picked up my little brother, and we were walking home. Next to his school, there is a catholic elementary school and a public library where a lot of kids hang out after school, I used to be one of them when I was in elementary.

I heard three loud pops and saw the guy fall and three guys run and grabbed my little brother's arm and hauled ass and didn't stop till I hit my front door. I can hear the ambulance and cop cars from here.

Who the fuck does that in front of children.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    It was me. My bad. I'm in a Phalla.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    you'd better call the cops and tell them you saw it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    STOP SNITCHING

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i half expected the third verse from Too Cold

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

    Did you get a good look at the guys?

    Try and co-operate with the police, share some info, witness some shit.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    my answer to your question is racist


    also what Kieth said

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    dang thats fucked up dude

    oh yea do what pipe said this is some serious shit

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

    Did you get a good look at the guys?

    Try and co-operate with the police, share some info, witness some shit.

    Male, five foot nine, black

    short haircuts

    hoodie and jeans

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    I'm glad you're first instinct was to come make a thread about this.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's just me and my little brother at home right now, he's 10, getting him home safe was my top priority. I didn't see the guys very well, but my mom's on her way home now. When she gets home I'm heading back over there.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hope you made this thread while on the phone with the police.

    Otherwise, "I just saw someone get horribly injured and possibly killed, I'd better go make a thread about it" is kind of uh...

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Too bad your name isn't "I win gunfights"

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Guys I bet it's on his twitter, too.

    Haha, oh this modern world.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh shit! Somebody's been shot.


    ...to the internet!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    It's just me and my little brother at home right now, he's 10, getting him home safe was my top priority. I didn't see the guys very well, but my mom's on her way home now. When she gets home I'm heading back over there.
    call 911

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had a child with me. He wasn't shot. I wanted to keep it that way.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    tall

    red hair

    kind of weird looking

    red and yellow striped jumpsuit

    big floppy shoes

    heard him hollering something like "didn't I warn you, Hamburgler?"

    #pipe on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Also I didn't have my phone so shut uuuuupppppp

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Too bad your name isn't "I win gunfights"

    hahahaha

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Seriously, getting your little bro to safety was completely the right move.

    But picking up the telephone would have been the right second move. You have done that already, right? At least to make sure there is an ambulance on it's way?
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Also I didn't have my phone so shut uuuuupppppp

    You have a phone in your hosue, right?

    It would have been a bad idea to stand there and call, but now that you and your brother are safe?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    red and white striped shirt, poofball cap, coke bottle glasses

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    call 911 you silly goose

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Also I didn't have my phone so shut uuuuupppppp

    There's not a phone in your house?

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    suspect was supposedly "Bigger than king kong"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    did you loot him for loot

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Also I didn't have my phone so shut uuuuupppppp

    There's not a phone in your house?

    I don't have a landline. It's reasonable.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Seriously, getting your little bro to safety was completely the right move.

    But picking up the telephone would have been the right second move. You have done that already, right? At least to make sure there is an ambulance on it's way?

    As we got onto our street we saw the cops and ambulances fly by us.

    Like I said. Two schools after final bell and a public library. Lots of people were calling.

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  • WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    red and white striped shirt, poofball cap, coke bottle glasses

    they'll never find him.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He was able to CALL HIS MOTHER

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    edit: Alright that's settled

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    tall

    red hair

    kind of weird looking

    red and yellow striped jumpsuit

    big floppy shoes

    heard him hollering something like "didn't I warn you, Hamburgler?"

    This post made me piss myself.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Also I didn't have my phone so shut uuuuupppppp

    There's not a phone in your house?

    I don't have a landline. It's reasonable.

    I don't have a landline either.

    But I'm a college student.

    Also if my phone isn't on my person, it's at home.

    Plus he had his little brother.

    One would assume that there would be some form of communication available to him other than New Thread: Penny-Arcade.com

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You can email the police

    POLICE @ 911.COM
    subject: SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SHOT, THE INTERNET HAS BEEN NOTIFIED.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Too bad your name isn't "I win gunfights"

    A+

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Seriously, getting your little bro to safety was completely the right move.

    But picking up the telephone would have been the right second move. You have done that already, right? At least to make sure there is an ambulance on it's way?

    As we got onto our street we saw the cops and ambulances fly by us.

    Like I said. Two schools after final bell and a public library. Lots of people were calling.

    Yeah and you should be one of them.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Seriously, getting your little bro to safety was completely the right move.

    But picking up the telephone would have been the right second move. You have done that already, right? At least to make sure there is an ambulance on it's way?

    As we got onto our street we saw the cops and ambulances fly by us.

    Like I said. Two schools after final bell and a public library. Lots of people were calling.

    But only one person made a thread on an internet forum about it.

    Way to be unique, Swordfights!!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    I wonder if you can dial 911 on the internet?

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am going to be 5 colors of surprised if the joe who pulled this sick atrocity doesn't get slammed.

    Silly goose did it in broad daylight with way too many eyes.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am going to head over there when my mom gets here, there are cops and ambulances there what will me calling 911 do like at all

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hey now, dude just saw someone get shot, give him some slack

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