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India: drugs, no drugs and bollywood.
DodgeBlan
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India is a pretty big country in Asia that generally doesn't get as much love from nerds on the internet as China & Japan, probably because their movies tend to involve dancing instead of martial arts.
BUT
India does have a bunch of things going for it. The aforementioned dancing is in almost every movie they make, whereas martial arts are not in every chinese movie. Also in Indian movies fight scenes and dance scenes are often combined which saves time.
India is also a common destination for backpackers who want to get stoned, there is a good chance that the first thing an Indian person says to a foreigner in a tourist district will be an offer to sell drugs. Also alcohol is very cheap. This is contrasted by the infrequency with which Indians do drugs or drink. India as a country drinks very little.
So do you have an opinion on India?
BUT
India does have a bunch of things going for it. The aforementioned dancing is in almost every movie they make, whereas martial arts are not in every chinese movie. Also in Indian movies fight scenes and dance scenes are often combined which saves time.
India is also a common destination for backpackers who want to get stoned, there is a good chance that the first thing an Indian person says to a foreigner in a tourist district will be an offer to sell drugs. Also alcohol is very cheap. This is contrasted by the infrequency with which Indians do drugs or drink. India as a country drinks very little.
So do you have an opinion on India?
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Kissing is gross though, so I guess I'm cool with that.
Also, it is hard as fuck to get a good pile of BBQ ribs in that place. It's like there's a taboo on good eats or something.
But I like dancing
Also Indian women are hot
When I say I dig Asian women I am referring to Indians
In the Indian version of "There's Something About Mary" the private investigator is a kickboxer. Also the disabled brother is also in love with Mary. The movie ends with a 20 minute dirt bike chase scene.
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"Afghanistan dog fight hit by deadly bomb blast."
What is the world coming to when you can't even go to a dog fight without feeling safe?
I'm sorry
they do
At least those three guys went out in style.
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you're saying that every person in the world smells
no
no i don't think that's true
UW remind me never to hang out with you because apparently you stink
Nothing, whatsoever?
Bullshit.
me and a friend were sorta thinking of going around this time
he has been wanting to go for a while and even bought a plane ticket a year ago but cancelled it because of a potential job opportunity
and he asked me because i have been there a bunch with my mother so i have some idea of how things go down in india
and i was thinking of going because i have been there a bunch of times but only ever with my mother which means i have not been able to do any drugs and there is some appeal to the idea of hanging out in india stoned for a month
oh wait last time i was there the relatives or friends we were travelling with got some bhang lassi which is basically an indian weed milkshake sold by government authorised shops and it was prepared the next day for a big party so my mother gave me some of that which was kind of odd
but it was not strong and did not even last for a month
look there are only 4 people in this office right now that aren't indian. It don't smell.
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clearly you have not heard of Dragon Vinyasa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8To7rK-_Y
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And only so much bus funk can be placed at the feet of the old guys heading to the VA hospital and the homeless.
I would like to state that this is purely anecdotal evidence and should not be taken as a statement of fact regarding the over all funkiness of a people or nation.
The Indian 'smell' is either a result of all the spices or that goddamn coconut oil some use as a hair product. I was in a salon when the hair stylist attempted to blow dry the hair of an indian customer. We had to clear out because it smelt like a bomb composed of rotting coconuts went off.
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and yeah, Synth is correct; indian food truly is the best. Palak paneer and vegetable biriyani in my belly.
i work with like three or four of them that i would trench inside out
uh curry is real good though
I'm in love with lovely Johnny
Look at Salman Rushdie's ex-wife.
It doesn't make sense.
That's your fault, PI, if you were wondering
Also my friend had a wonderful time in India! Really wonderful! And she brought me home some wonderful bags of spices which are currently losing all potency back in the States. I'd go get more myself, but there are five or six other places I want to visit more than India, so I don't know if I'll have time/money to check it out before I leave.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I don't know if one is more productive than the other, but I know one is more fun than the other.
http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=-7208182679347455476&ei=IvprS6ebOYzewgOW7tmFDA&q=story+of+india&hl=en&client=firefox-a#
this is the last of 6 parts but ive only seen little bits of the first 5
it starts from thousands of years ago and this one is just the past 50 years or so
But yeah, India on a whole does stink real bad. Don't ride a bus in June.
om nom nom nom
I think this is an excellent rule for anywhere, speaking on behalf of Chicagoan/Korean bus odor awareness
E: Also I'm making chana masala for dinner tomorrow unless I can find ball tamarind, but hahahaha that will never happen
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did you ever ride a school bus
this is every single bus that's not fitted with air ride suspension
plus some that are
also haha you sat up front neeeerrrrrddd
for uh
like 4 hours
jesus fuck it's huge omg
I hear that is the going price these days
Also today I started a small fire with a tray of pine nuts, soooo - at least your bread isn't on fire?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
There is, in fact, a middle section
Sholay
I haven't watched it yet, 'cause I'm afraid of dancing men..