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Baconmania: A thread that used to be about Neville and his Gnocchi

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I just pulled a fierce and crusty booger from my left nose-hole.

    delish

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    those are called nostrils mister anatomy classes

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shut your talk-hole, Raneados.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mouf

    kiss me on it

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Best word for mouth I heard was "Stinky Sewer-hole"

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    heinz20spaghetti2020sau.jpg

    I'm sorry but nobody has posted this yet and I don't really understand how.
    It is the best of things.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Heinz
    Meanz
    Beanz

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    Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Cowardly wrote: »
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    I'm sorry but nobody has posted this yet and I don't really understand how.
    It is the best of things.

    Death Squads.

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah but Spaghetti and sausage.

    Screw beans.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    lady eri what are you pasta credentials

    perhaps you are just a lobbyist for the anti-spaghetti pro-poop groups

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    lady eri what are you pasta credentials

    perhaps you are just a lobbyist for the anti-spaghetti pro-poop groups

    I don't need credentials. I have death squads.

    That said, while I have never prepared pasta before, I have paid many American Dollars for other people to prepare it for me.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    when my mum makes pasta she doesn't know to let it reduce

    it's always too watery

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/malcolm_gladwell_on_spaghetti_sauce.html

    This is a lecture about spaghetti sauce.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    fuck ted

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    fuck ted

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sorry Pipe I don't know who that is so I don't get the reference you are trying to make

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    P:

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2010
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    records

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't think death squads are the correct credentials for being a pasta expert.
    Silly goose.

    Also has anyone mentioned Linguine yet? because thats like Spaghetti without the downsides.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what downsides

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    there is no point in eating spaghetti when there is fettuccine and linguine

    and angel hair is much better on the tubular noodle side

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    what downsides

    Well its messy as fuck and a pain in the ass to actually eat. It really is worth the perseverance, but Linguine just tops it.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    what ham fisted parkinsons sufferers are you people that spaghetti is messy and hard to eat

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I remember spaghetti being messy when I was 5

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here is a recent picture of Cowardly, a genius baby on the internet.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tortellini is the best pasta. THE BEST!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ravioli!

    (angelhair is poop)

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    CowardlyCowardly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am not a baby

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    Its just that as soon as someone put pasta in front of me I fall to pieces

    god damnit I shouldnt have to justify myself Linguine is better

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That dude loves pasta more than any of us ever will.

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    HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I switched to whole wheat pasta recently. It takes some getting used to at first then you realize how much better it actually is.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    Fletcher wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    fletcher how do you not know how to twirl a fork

    i can twirl a fork, you rapscallion

    but if you hold a spaghetti fork at the wrong angle for even a second, your hard work is undone

    That's why you chop spaghetti into small chunks and then just fork that shit up into your mouth.

    Are you doing this for yourself, or for your 7-year-old child?

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    why is anyone even arguing?
    spaghetti is the inferior noodle
    it doesn't hold sauce or toppings very well compared to flatter noodles
    also chopping up spaghetti defeats the purpose of eating spaghetti in the first place
    if you are chopping it up, just buy a smaller pasta

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't really have a favorite pasta. I like them all. A little less than I used to, because I ate it three or four times a week for years, but I still like pasta.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    That's why you chop spaghetti into small chunks and then just fork that shit up into your mouth.

    Are you doing this for yourself, or for your 7-year-old child?

    It's all about efficiency. If I can eat something one-handed whilst I wrestle a lion with my other hand then I'm all for it.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    A month or two ago, I had a huge craving for pasta, so I just cooked up a whole damn bunch along with a variety of sauces and other stuff to go with it.

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    Linguine, whole wheat rotini, and tortellini.
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    Grilled fresh chicken with some herbs and spices, and meatballs.
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    Mixed veggies, marinara, alfredo, and pesto
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    I gorged on pasta for at least a week. Mixed up the sauces and meat and veggies and pasta into all sorts of different combinations.

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    Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    What is the best spaghetti sauce from a jar? I generally hate all of it (ends up too watery). I never have this problem with alfredo sauce (except when I reheat it)

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That looks delicious, Geek.

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