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[Phalla] Late Nite with Infidel and MrBlarney! (Game Over - Turtle Club victory)

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    <Burnage> I am cancer like woah

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  • DizzenDizzen Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Joining the reserves, if I may.

    With a big crowd like this, I'm sure I'll be needed soon enough. 'specially since I don't believe they ever caught the bear that got Valentino. That gal'll be hungering for more, mark my words. The taste of late night hosts lingers upon the ursine palate. Like uncle Melvin's creepy eyes at the Thanksgiving get togethers, or mediocrity in late nite programming.

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    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it'd be like Jurassic Park, but with bananas
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dizzen wrote: »
    !Joining the reserves, if I may.

    With a big crowd like this, I'm sure I'll be needed soon enough. 'specially since I don't believe they ever caught the bear that got Valentino. That gal'll be hungering for more, mark my words. The taste of late night hosts lingers upon the ursine palate. Like uncle Melvin's creepy eyes at the Thanksgiving get togethers, or mediocrity in late nite programming.

    Putting you on the reserves, just making sure you realize there are still spots open if you prefer.

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Blarney has browbeaten me into Signing Up for this Phalla.

    Plutonium on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yay!

    It's Plutonium!!!

    Hi there!

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    So I've changed my show from "Yeager Bombs with Gweedos" because Gweedos are pissed because that's how they spell Jäger and ya'll are quote "Fucking Stanks" unquote.

    So Sami Urai, is bring you want MTV won't anymore. TRL. Tube Request Live-ish.

    PM Samurai6966 with a Youtube video and a message to that special someone. We'll air it here and let the world hear you. What can I request, you ask? Well, it could be a music video for that Lonely girl you love:

    With your message here!

    or a funny video you show your friends or at least the people you wish where your friends:

    Like Burnage!!!

    Or maybe you just want share some news stories that interest you:

    I like Dogma!!!

    or maybe some advice to better everyone:

    Like Anime Eyes!!!

    What ever the video or message, remember, it must not be rule breaking (both game and PA rules)!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Well, we got our first request here on TRL. Its from Anonymous to Robos Go Go:

    Looks like /b/ is spreading their hate here on CF.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    More Request here on TRL, but I've been asked to put the videos in spoilers but it's ok:
    This one is for Rawkking Goodguy from another person who wishes to be anonymous:
    How's the face yo!?!

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This seems to fun to pass up.

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Damn that horse video samurai. :?

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    If this ends up with a dozen youtube videos posted per page I will murder you Samurai

    Gumpy on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kitano wrote: »

    Every night there will be a ratings war. Ratings will naturally decay by a certain percentage, and all influences over them will then take place. The top rated host of each network will be revealed in the narration and be that network's headliner. The bottom rated host of each network will be fired and eliminated from play, so do your best!

    Victory Conditions

    The Turtle Club is a group of hosts hired by billionaire media tycoon Austin Turtle whose objective is to rule the Late Nite scene. If they are able to control three networks as headliners or are otherwise able to rule all networks should there be less than three, then they will be found victorious. Those not aligned with the Turtle Club's goals will win if they can thwart the Turtle Club's plans.

    Lookin' at this, what does reveal entitle? Won't a turtle club member get voted out if he gets a headline position before they control the vote? Or will the narration just show him as part of the non-mafia network he belongs to?

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lookin' at this, what does reveal entitle? Won't a turtle club member get voted out if he gets a headline position before they control the vote? Or will the narration just show him as part of the non-mafia network he belongs to?

    "Reveal" in this case means that everyone will know what network they are currently headlining for. No alignment information can necessarily be gleaned from this information.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    If this ends up with a dozen youtube videos posted per page I will murder you Samurai

    I'm putting them in spoilers so it there isn't a million flying around killing your computers.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rysky Bysness Productions Presents:

    10.7

    In a world dominated by armies of rabid rodents, can one renegade operative stop the sinister plot of Squeaky Von Squakenbosch to overrun the world? Tune in to watch the Jack Bauer of Rodentia Johnny 'Regular' Rysk take on enemies of the tree in 10.7 (the approximate equivalent to a human 24 hour period)!

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    REG Rysk on
  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Look like I made it in time!

    Demurist on
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Way to take for-fucking-ever to sign up.

    Now I'm seriously considering not letting you be my co-host.

    Winky on
  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Way to take for-fucking-ever to sign up.

    Now I'm seriously considering not letting you be my co-host.

    Excuse me? You are so the Andy to my Conan. You should consider it an honor.

    Demurist on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Damn that horse video samurai. :?

    That horse wang in the preview might even make that post infractable.

    B:L on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Why is my name attached to the horse wang?

    Burnage on
  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Because the dude has a mustache, I believe.

    WhiteWolf on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm actually surprised he didn't get infracted for it.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's not an offense if it's funny..?

    REG Rysk on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2010
    I remember once upon a time someone got infracted for Rhino Cock.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sign up I suppose

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  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SIGN ME UP

    'Puppet dance'

    CrownAxe on
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    I remember once upon a time someone got infracted for Rhino Cock.

    This is clearly because rhinos are horny and horses are not.

    REG Rysk on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    I remember once upon a time someone got infracted for Rhino Cock.

    This is clearly because rhinos are horny and horses are not.

    This should definitely be infractable.

    Aegis on
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I dunno, I guess I'm not familiar with what is and isn't, but it sure seems like a hilarious gray area.

    That's right, gray, like a rhino.

    REG Rysk on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No, not horse cock, I'm talking about your pun :P

    Aegis on
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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Infractible. I enjoy made-up words.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Even better, I followed it up with another. I should stop posting now...

    REG Rysk on
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    Infractible. I enjoy made-up words.

    Infractible is a perfectly cromulent word!

    Houn on
  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Houn wrote: »
    Demurist wrote: »
    Infractible. I enjoy made-up words.

    Infractible is a perfectly cromulent word!

    You're cromulent!

    Edit: Is that infractible?

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Not sure if i still can but i'd like to Sign up!

    Reserves is also good. i guess

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    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Signups are still open til 60, game starts tonight at close time posted in OP!

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  • WhiteWolfWhiteWolf Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I find it insulting that EST isn't mentioned in the OP Infidel. UTTERLY INSULTING.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Get used to disappointment!

    Infidel on
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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    He's jealous of superior time zones. It's why he only put bad ones in the OP.

    Delmain on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Is vote close really at 1am EST??? Or did I do my math wrong...

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
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