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[Phalla] Late Nite with Infidel and MrBlarney! (Game Over - Turtle Club victory)

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's late because it's a fine time for Blarney (PST) and I'm busy until almost midnight (CST) some days. :^:

    Notice neither of us are EST but you have two points of reference for NA that should make it easy for you, timezones are fun to learn!

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hate timezone math!

    1am really is the late show for us EST, it's really just winning again.

    The Cow King on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    TRL, online, most of the time.

    We got a request from Samurai6966. This goes to Mr. Blarney and Infidel:

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    apparently there is already a show called Shark Tank, so, scratch that idea. I'll have something when the game starts

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    So we need 3 more people! Can someone PM OS, Julius Caezure, or any other Big Name Players and get them to join?

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    6 AM for GMT folks?

    I'm really startin' to feel for them, that's harsh!

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yesss Big name players...

    Delmain on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I am the smallest name player

    M.D. on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    somebody get in touch with Seriously and Grundl and DUE

    lonelyahava on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Alright, we're pretty much set and we have 57 players. 3 more would be ideal but we'll run with it.

    Signups closing in half an hour.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    someone pm infidel and mr. b to sign up I didnt see their names in the list

    M.D. on
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Alright, we're pretty much set and we have 57 players. 3 more would be ideal but we'll run with it.

    Signups closing in half an hour.

    Just give the three extra roles to people. We won't mind if we have 2x the powers.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Aegis wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Alright, we're pretty much set and we have 57 players. 3 more would be ideal but we'll run with it.

    Signups closing in half an hour.

    Just give the three extra roles to people. We won't mind if we have 2x the powers.

    And twice the chance to die, 'cause you need to garner enough ratings for two people.

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thinkin' about it, why didn't Samurai make his show "Big Name Plays", coverin' the various things hapenin' in thread?

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Thinkin' about it, why didn't Samurai make his show "Big Name Plays", coverin' the various things hapenin' in thread?

    Because I didn't think about it.... Hmmmmmm.

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Alright, sign up period is now closed!

    We'll be randomizing roles and start sending out role PMs in a short bit. Don't act on them until the Day 1 opening narration goes live - that's when the game will start.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ok I got it.


    New this fall, the last night comedy sensation. Our hided camera crew catches up with the other stars of late night, and pranks them mercilessly. You late night starts better watch out, because here on PBC, we're gonna....


    FEED'ED TO THE SHARKS


    in our premier episode watch as out crack team of jokesters make Burnage think that he's been sent a mail order bride from Russia in a crate, and someone forgot to drill the airholes!

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    TRL Request!!! This request is from Everyone in Phalla World to MrBlarney and Infidel:

    About Time!!!!

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ok I got it.


    New this fall, the last night comedy sensation. Our hided camera crew catches up with the other stars of late night, and pranks them mercilessly. You late night starts better watch out, because here on PBC, we're gonna....


    FEED'ED TO THE SHARKS


    in our premier episode watch as out crack team of jokesters make Burnage think that he's been sent a mail order bride from Russia in a crate, and someone forgot to drill the airholes!

    Turns into a horror series.

    ZOMBIE BRIDE WITH LOVE FROM RUSSIA!

    The Cow King on
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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tune in weeknights at 11 for Phalla at ya Boy! with none other than Chicago's finest, Demurist!

    [Violent applause!]
    Cut to opening shot of Ryan Seacrest being eaten by a bear. Why? Because we f**king can!

    Demurist on
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    A special reminder to all our viewers.

    Kill Robos. Kill him dead.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    Tune in weeknights at 11 for Phalla at ya Boy! with none other than Chicago's finest, Demurist!

    [Violent applause!]
    Cut to opening shot of Ryan Seacrest being eaten by a bear. Why? Because we f**king can!

    on a very special episode of Feed'em to the sharks, see what happens when we replace Ryan Seacrest with another bear wearing a suit.

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    Tune in weeknights at 11 for Phalla at ya Boy! with none other than Chicago's finest, Demurist!

    [Violent applause!]
    Cut to opening shot of Ryan Seacrest being eaten by a bear. Why? Because we f**king can!

    on a very special episode of Feed'em to the sharks, see what happens when we replace Ryan Seacrest with another bear wearing a suit.

    Next up - a raptor in a suit!

    How will modern office day workers respond to a clever girl?

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    How....Bill, how did they get the bear over there? I thought that bear was going to be put down?

    *hand to ear, listening*

    Oh. so they saved the bear that ate the previous host of this show. Just so it could eat Ryan Seacrest.

    *nodding*

    Ok. Do we have any cute animals or am I just going to be standing here indefinitely?

    *crestfallen*

    So You're going to leave me out here, in the lights and in front of the cameras, in my backstage blacks, with nothing to show the people who might possibly be watching? What?

    *listening......listening....*

    We're changing the name of the show? To what......

    *...........facepalm*

    Schadenfreude.

    lonelyahava on
  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Week 1 - Ratings Crunch

    It's that time of year again, and every host knows it. Ratings, ratings, ratings! Hosts across all major networks are feverishly working their writing staff and milking current events for all they're worth. Word is out that media mogul Austin Turtle is set on dominating the airwaves this year, hoping to deliver his vision of what the industry should be.

    The four major networks vying for the viewership of course would be COCK, FALA, ODAM, and WANG.

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    Give them your best, the viewers are watching!
    You are a host currently working for the <COCK/ODAM/WANG/FALA> network.

    As with every other aspiring host in the business, your goal is to make it to the top of the ratings, to headline the network’s main late night show. You would be just fine with working your way up the ladder normally, but recently, a threat has arrived with the potential to ruin the late night show industry. Billionaire media tycoon Austin Turtle has used his influence to assemble a team of hosts in an attempt to control the late night scene. If his plan succeeds, the bland, old style of show that his hosts will put on will almost certainly doom the future of late night television. So it’s time to work even harder than ever and put the “Turtle Club” on their backs. The fate of late night rides on it!

    Victory Conditions: The “Turtle Club” wants to control late night by putting their hosts as headliners of at least three networks (or all networks, should there be fewer than three), then using Austin Turtle’s influential power to stay there. In order to win, you must prevent enough “Turtle Club” members from headlining the networks and eliminate their presence in the late night industry.

    Week 1 will end Thursday, February 18 at 10pm PST. Remember to make both a red and lime vote, and to send in your targets to Kitano. Everyone has a private target ability.

    Remember to send Kitano a link to any proboards you create.

    Voting and actions begin now.

    Kitano on
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Welcome to the AF Show. I'm AdventFalls, and it's a pleasure to be with you tonight.

    A bit of shocking news to share with you tonight- we've replaced Robos A Go Go with a piece of cardboard and a tape player. Let's see if anyone notices.


    ----

    Everyone: Morning.

    Robos/Tape: Morning.

    Ahava: How did we get here again?

    ShadowThomas: He outed a mafia. He's network head.

    Ahava: I know, but why?!

    Infidel: I ask myself that when I go to sleep. What're your orders?

    Robos/Tape: It looks like I'm not going to make it tonight. You all are network head if I die!

    Gumpy: ROOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOS!


    ----

    So obviously no real difference. So say it with me now, across the nation.

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

    Also, I'd like to take this time to extend a hearty 'good luck' to my old Spectrum Five buddy,
    Delmain.

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This is a vote I can get behind, Advent...

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

    Delmain on
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Protective Barrier Guardian Productions would like to air this short message, brought to you courtesy of our ever popular nightly satirical news broadcast, congratulating our dear friend Alegis on the recent news of his new late night show! We wish you much luck and hope you will be just as successful as us!

    We also wish everyone else luck in mistakenly boosting the ratings of both our shows due to widespread illiteracy within America. A tragic epidemic, it is nonetheless something that we grudgingly take solace in benefiting from in this dog-eat-dog world.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Croakin is on the air!

    VOTE FOR ME

    Rend on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ecco!


    what?


    There's always nepotism in television.

    Get over it.

    lonelyahava on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ecco!


    what?


    There's always nepotism in television.

    Get over it.

    Next up! Nepotism or Neopolitan - favours or flavours?

    ahava

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Flavours of course.

    lonelyahava on
  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bah, you are all fools with your words and your bolded and brightly colored text! Behold the majesty of... Moving pictures!
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    You are now allowed to weep or give me ratings, preferably both.

    Zellpher on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ....

    You get no cookies.

    lonelyahava on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Adventfalls

    for ROBOOOOSSS!!!
    '

    However, if you expect to retain my vote you'll need to come up with fresh material each night.

    romanqwerty on
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Welcome to Theo's Psychic Wave!

    With your Host Mr. Delphin!

    *applause track*

    Delphin: Thank you! Once again welcome to Theo's Psychic Wave where Miss Theo will answer questions from you about your lives! This evening we have a special announcement! For the next week the first call to Miss Theo each night will be answered Free of charge!

    *Cheering*

    Delphin: As usual Delphin Broadcasting is in no way responsible for the outcome to Miss Theo's predictions, suggestions, lies, halftruths, suppositions, guesses, 8-ball reading, or any injuries cause by listening to pretty much anything she may have to say.

    Delphin: So Miss Theo what do you have in store for us tonight?

    Miss Theo: Well Delphin, Tonight I been getting a special readin from da spirits. It would seem dat dere be a lot of numbers floatin about da spirit realm.

    Delphin: Numbers you say? But what could that mean?

    Miss Theo: I'm not too sure Delphin but if I had ta choose one of da numbers at random I'd have to say dat da number 23 be lookin mighty suspicious dis evenin'.

    Delphin: Uh oh, you know what that means viewers! That means that number 23 in our studio audience will be having a bad day today. Will number 23 please stand up?

    vagrant_winds: This is ridiculous! She's not even a real psychic!

    Delphin: Ohhhh i'm sorry but it looks like security will have to escort number 23 from the building.

    *Applause*

    Delphin: Stay tuned folks! We've got a whole night in store, but now we need a quick word from our sponsor kime!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    king-tut-facial-reconstruction.jpg:

    Tonight on Conquering the World with Hatshetsup: Xerxes the Great who will discuss his plans for the Persian Empire!

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    With Thucydides, author of the new book, History of the Peloponnesian War.

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    With musical guest: Homer, performing the hit song from his new album The Iliad, "Helen's Face Launched 1000 Warships (Let Me Name Each One)."

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    Annnd now: Queen of Egypt! A Living God. It's Haaaatshepsuuuuuut!!!

    ::Applause::

    image.php?u=7917&dateline=1265147480: Thank you, thank you. Welcome to Conquering the World! I'm your host, Hatshetsup, Queen of the Nile. We're coming to you tonight live from Arcadia.

    Did you hear what happened to Tut over there? He went out on a date with this girl he was interested in. Things were going really well! After what he thought had been a lovely evening together, the girl told him: I'm sorry but this date is all wrapped up.

    ::Applause sign lights up::

    And now we're going to do a little thing for you that we like to call Headlines.

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    Hahahaha, what stupid carvers. I had them executed.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say something serious for a moment. It's come to my attention that the Royal Demographer, !eecc has abandoned the true Kingdom and is attempting to contribute to the culture of a competing network! This cannot stand! On the other hand, the honorable Representative from Dickerdale, Rawkking Goodguy is a great man, and his show should be supported!

    After the break, Xerxes the Great! Stick around ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say something serious for a moment. It's come to my attention that the Royal Demographer, !eecc has abandoned the true Kingdom and is attempting to contribute to the culture of a competing network!

    Next up! Jealousy or Jealous eecc?

    Was Hatshetsup too great of a ruler for eecc, or did he just want to get out of there - hup hup hup?

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say something serious for a moment. It's come to my attention that the Royal Demographer, !eecc has abandoned the true Kingdom and is attempting to contribute to the culture of a competing network!

    Next up! Jealousy or Jealous eecc?

    Was Hatshetsup too great of a ruler for eecc, or did he just want to get out of there - hut hut hut?

    EDIT: The Queen of Egypt needs to go to bed. Can't read at the moment.

    enlightenedbum on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here's..... PLUTO!

    Yes, Pluto the Magnificent, whose abilities of omniscience are guaranteed to entertain and amaze!

    *Adjusts his oversized, gaudy turban*

    "As you can see, these envelopes I have before are hermetically sealed and haven't been tampered with in any way. We assure you that their contents have never been seen by a single living soul in all of America, because they were written by the same people who did Arrested Development.

    Buh-Dum-Tchhhh

    *Laugh sign flashes for the studio audience a few times*

    "I will divine the answer to the question contained within the envelops, without having seen it."

    *Reaches in fishbowl and pulls out an envelope, and then holds it to his forehead, assuming a mask of intense concentration.*

    "Shoes, Loose Women."

    *Rips open the side of the envelops, blows inside, pulls out a card, and flips it over.*

    "Things Tiger Woods endorses."

    Plutonium on
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