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[Phalla] Late Nite with Infidel and MrBlarney! (Game Over - Turtle Club victory)

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Delmain wrote: »
    Ringo, prepare for battle.

    Iron Chef or American Gladiators?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Ringo, prepare for battle.

    Iron Chef or American Gladiators?

    SPECTRUM CANNON BATTLE.

    I have the advantage.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bzzzt

    REPAIRS COMPLETE. AGGRESSION LIMITER REMOVED.
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I am not creative enough to compete with people who can actually write or draw....

    Let's add talentless to the list then:

    Stupid
    Ignorant
    Retarded
    Pathetic
    Idiotic
    Talentless

    I didn't know you didn't have any talent either? what a coincidence!

    by the by, why did you make a list of personal traits? are you trying to describe how terrible you are? cause I can help if that's what your doing.

    I was describing you, Dunadan

    Dunadan!!

    We're better off without him.

    You forgot "always wrong".

    That's to both of you.

    Rawking

    I shall call him, Mini-Duna.

    Dunadan019 on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bzzzt

    REPAIRS COMPLETE. AGGRESSION LIMITER REMOVED.
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I am not creative enough to compete with people who can actually write or draw....

    Let's add talentless to the list then:

    Stupid
    Ignorant
    Retarded
    Pathetic
    Idiotic
    Talentless

    I didn't know you didn't have any talent either? what a coincidence!

    by the by, why did you make a list of personal traits? are you trying to describe how terrible you are? cause I can help if that's what your doing.

    I was describing you, Dunadan

    Dunadan!!

    We're better off without him.

    You forgot "always wrong".

    That's to both of you.

    Rawking

    I shall call him, Mini-Duna.

    Great, now the idiot's recruiting.

    Dunadan019 on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Bzzzt

    REPAIRS COMPLETE. AGGRESSION LIMITER REMOVED.
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I am not creative enough to compete with people who can actually write or draw....

    Let's add talentless to the list then:

    Stupid
    Ignorant
    Retarded
    Pathetic
    Idiotic
    Talentless

    I didn't know you didn't have any talent either? what a coincidence!

    by the by, why did you make a list of personal traits? are you trying to describe how terrible you are? cause I can help if that's what your doing.

    I was describing you, Dunadan

    Dunadan!!

    We're better off without him.

    You forgot "always wrong".

    That's to both of you.

    Rawking

    I shall call him, Mini-Duna.

    Great, now the idiot's recruiting.

    Let me know how being a friendless lonely husk of a human being works out for ya.

    Dunadan019 on
  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Welcome to Tiphareths Very Early Late Night Show, here is a rundown on what has happened so far in this battle royale:
    The night started with adventfalls ridiculing Robos A Go Go, followed by a swift demand to have him removed from the airwaves.
    He spent a few seconds praising Delmain, before said person had the chance to even reveal what show he was running. Interesting.

    Delmain, immediately followed adventfalls lead, praising AF Show and giving Robos his dues. But where is your show Delmain?

    Aegis of the Protective Barrier Guardian Productions (PBGP) then started his show talking himself warm over Alegis.

    Rend of Croakin talked about himself on his show, what a guy.

    lonelyahava talked so much about Ecco that he forgot about his show.

    And Ecco buddied up with lonelyahava, where are your shows people? Flavours for Dolphins and Favours for the Lonely perhaps?

    Then Zellpher spent his time on the air showing us the movies. Pigs and beer my good people, pigs and beer.

    romanqwerty piled onto the adventfalls wagon, citing his fresh material as the reason for the choice. And Robos is getting kicked while lying down, good game chaps. Go Go Go for the nuts.

    And a promising youngster named Mr. Delphinidaes is airing a show called Theo's Psychic Wave!. He beat around the bush before asking for all the vagrants to be removed from the set.
    And kime seems to be his sponsor, only a truly exccentric rich man would fund his own competition. Or perhaps a utterly demented loon. Well, well.

    And enligthenedbum called in from ancient egypt. Just watch out or you might be conscripted for some pyramid building.
    Well, oh well. Did Ecco truely anger the gods of the nile? Only time will tell.
    And it seems enlightenedbum thinks rawwking to be a man of honour, perhaps he promised to never take over that bums show? Stay tuned for more updates on this.

    And then plutoniums show came on, with a fresh infusion of Carson.

    Then Alegis came up with Whose show is it anyways? promising to not steal anyones slot in any network. I feel safer already.
    Alegis rave on about what a grand host that Aegis guy is. His audience had to be treated for severe confusion.

    Dunadan did a show about Dunadan, perhaps the executives will grant his resignation due to insanity plea. Or maybe the show will go on.

    KingMole only wants to help Dunadan to a good psychiatrist. What a kind, helpful man he is.

    Drswords then presented his Late World with Dr Swear Words, I wonder how he managed to sneak that past the PR department? He seems to have conflicting opinons on Dunadans illness, citing instead his long combat with the drinking devil.
    Drswords also supports the local bums.

    Daius took time to let us know Gumpy better, what a fearsome man-crushing robot he is.

    Whitewolf put his seal of approval to the cancelling of the Go Go Robot.
    He too supports bums, what is this? Charity week?

    Kias presented his The Midnight Hour where he supported the cancelation of Kimes show, poor kime never gets a break, often suffering early kimination due to his evilness. Do not worry though kime, I'll serve you some cake on your cancellation party.

    Gumpy, the fearsome man-crushing robot approves of Daius. Well played Daius, keep those cold gleaming claws far from your throat.

    Rawwking Goodguy finally presents a re-run of The Rawwkin'Hour!. Seems he both loves and detests Pigeonking.. We have one thing in common Rawwkin'

    Late night with Rysk is all about the kime love. And since lightnin never strikes twice, Shadowthomas have to die?

    Malkor with Scandals in TV Land doesn't like plutonium, well I think Malkor should stop worrying and start loving the bomb.

    Samurai flips out and asks for Malkor to be cancelled.

    Canada_jezus presents Guinea pigs looking at you. A toad would have catered more to my interests. Let us see if the audience agrees.

    Burnage advertises his show by asking for Dunadan to get the treatment he needs. And if he holds love in his cold, petrified heart it might just be for Daius. Shocking!

    Typhus is another host without a show, cheering for the Go Go Robos and calling for Delpinidaes to get off the waves.

    Canada_jezus of the Guinea pig fame calls for Daius to make room on primetime while praising whitewolf for who knows what?

    Ringo is no fan of Samurais show! But he sure loves him some go go robots.

    Winky doesn't like when the spectrum five masquerades as Show Hosts. Notches are a quite different story though.

    Qualmi do like the Adventfall spectrum though, not so fond of the typhus though.

    Demurist likes drama and no drama is quite like winky getting cancelled. Everyone loves notch though.

    Shadowthomas with the Shadow Hour doesn't like risks, atleast not as much as bad puns. He does like Houn though.

    And now Dunadans madness is trying to turn Rawwking into an adorable little copy of him.

    These are the cancellation pleas as of now:
    1 Adventfall
    1 Delphinidaes
    1 Daius
    4 Dunadan
    1 kime
    1 Malkor
    2 Pigeonking
    1 Plutonium
    1 REG Rysk
    4 Robos a Go Go
    1 Samurai
    1 Typhus733
    1 Shadowthomas
    1 Vagrant Winds
    1 Winky

    Tiphareth on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Welcome to Vagrant TV where we're interrupting tonight's normal broadcasting so we can show you a very special block of entertainment by public demand! Witness in full high definition glory a cage match of human agony and despair. Bring your whole family to gloat and laugh at the misfortune of others.

    Tonight, for Five Straight Hours of Brutality, we pit Robos against a giant horny gorilla.

    And now a word from our sponsor Samurai6966...

    vagrant_winds on
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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Miss Theo: Oooooooooooooo

    Delphin: What is it Miss Theo?!

    Miss Theo: Da spirit realm! Dere be a huge disturbance with da spirits. I must consult my Cards!

    Delphin: What a shocking development! I wonder what it could be!

    Miss Theo draws a card.

    6a00e550df3c768834010536b6dfaf970c-800wi

    Miss Theo: It's da Fool! Oh and i'm seein' a name!

    Delphin: Fascinating I wonder who it is?

    Miss Theo: It's a bit hard to see almost like dere are two of em. Ah! it's Dunadan! No wonder! I had a distinct felling of Deja Vu and a Horse being beaten over and over.

    Delphin: Well well that was certainly an unexpected turn of events! Stay tuned for more! And don't forget we're still waiting on our first caller for one of Miss Theo's world renowned predictions!

    Delphinidaes on
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  • BacchusBacchus Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Ladies and Gents of the forum, I'm afraid your regular host, Bacchus, is out with a fever of 104.
    Instead, give it up for your replacement host...
    Drum roll, please...
    HITLER! Hitler likes Samurai666. Dunadan... not so much.

    Bacchus on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Lagnar

    !Samurai because hot damn if we still have dozens of youtube videos getting posted by day 2 I will be so mad.

    Gumpy on
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tiphareth

    Rawkking never voted against Pigeonking.

    More importantly, you're obviously evil.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Come one come all to The Bovine Majesty's 6 pm late show!

    What that's pretty late if your under that age of 5. Thats like right after barney!

    On tonight's show we take a deep look into the aspect of one know as iamthepieman. The guy who I am not a fan of at the moment! We will take effigies and burn them good! Don't worry parents it's just a burning doll your child won't be harmed WHAT SO EVER! (smoooooke)

    Our fantastic one of a kind best time slot ever show is shortly followed by Jdarksun's extraordinary dog raping hour!!!! (just kidding!)

    That's all I got. I am so uncreative. I hate all of you.

    The Cow King on
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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    To those that missed it, PM me if you are in the COCK network. Don't say anything about any abilities you may possess, this is for tracking the public boosting (green voting) directed towards those in the COCK network only. There will almost certainly be (a) mafia in the network.

    Not that I need vote analysis to peg all the baddies.

    You can thank me after I win this one.

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i have nothing amusing to do or say.

    No pitch to offer you. Nothing.

    Just me. As I am.

    Whatever that means.

    lonelyahava on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2010
    i have nothing amusing to do or say.

    No pitch to offer you. Nothing.

    Just me. As I am.

    Whatever that means.

    Your program is already better than most of those aired.

    Daius on
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  • LagnarLagnar Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Rend cause fuck frogs.

    !Gumpy

    Lagnar on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hey what have you against green people, Lagnar?

    Rend on
  • TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rend.

    Tiphareth on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    First days in phallas are always so strange.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lagnar

    back off of the frog, Mr. Whatever you are.

    The Frog will eat you.

    And then kill you.

    lonelyahava on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Will we receive any information about our ratings other than whether we're top, bottom or neither?



    My program won't be premiering for a few weeks, if anyone wants to trade votes until then, PM me.

    romanqwerty on
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Savant's show is still under development, but it will feature co-host Humorbot 1.0

    250px-Humorbot5.0.jpg

    Do you have anything to say to the audience, Humorbot?

    Humorbot 1.0: Kill the humanoid!

    We're still working out some of the bugs...

    Savant on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Will we receive any information about our ratings other than whether we're top, bottom or neither?

    That's what she said.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Savant wrote: »
    Savant's show is still under development, but it will feature co-host Humorbot 1.0

    250px-Humorbot5.0.jpg

    Do you have anything to say to the audience, Humorbot?

    Humorbot 1.0: Kill the humanoid!

    We're still working out some of the bugs...

    No he is perfect the way he is

    Gumpy on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Dunadan aaand... !Gumpy

    FrostMist on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Didn't have time to slip a redvote in when my show got hijacked so, Dunadan

    Alegis on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    rend

    I'm on a flight to Paris my show is postponed

    M.D. on
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    LemmingHead! You know what you did! :x

    Show and green vote to come, just need to get the pictures right.

    Kilnaga on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The Red is Trading Greens.

    Who wants some?

    See red and run with the Coyote...

    crimsoncoyote on
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    !Rend

    Mr. Defection

    And all his cartoon pals!!! *jazz hands*

    CrownAxe on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robos

    Anyone feel like trading votes?

    Zandracon on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Will we receive any information about our ratings other than whether we're top, bottom or neither?

    Yes.

    Infidel on
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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Anyone feel like trading votes?

    Zandracon, because why the hell not.

    Kilnaga on
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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ....if anyone wants to trade votes until then, PM me.
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Anyone feel like trading votes?




    Ooh, Ooh. Pick me, Pick me.

    romanqwerty on
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Alright, we've worked with Humorbot 1.0 and he should be good to go now. How about test him out with a question or two. Humorbot, could you please give us a random number between 1 and 57?

    Humorbot 1.0: 9

    Very good Humorbot. Let's see, number 9 on my chart corresponds to simonwolf. What do you think about simonwolf's show Humorbot?

    Humorbot 1.0: The humanoid must not escape!

    Eh, close enough.

    Savant on
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ....if anyone wants to trade votes until then, PM me.
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Anyone feel like trading votes?




    Ooh, Ooh. Pick me, Pick me.

    I'll trade with you. romanqwerty.

    Savant on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Savant wrote: »

    I'll trade with you. romanqwerty.

    Thank you very much Savant

    romanqwerty on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Anyone feel like trading votes?

    Zandracon, because why the hell not.

    Kilnaga
    gets a vote then!

    Zandracon on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Oh so we're not voting based on the quality of the shows people produce





    how silly of me

    Daius on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Course not, these are TV ratings you silly goose!

    TehSloth on
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