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[Phalla] Late Nite with Infidel and MrBlarney! (Game Over - Turtle Club victory)

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    adventfails for having the gall to complain about a village victory and be proud of being in the Spectrum 5 at the same time

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    No, wait, I think I meant Dunadan

    Yup, that looks better

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited February 2010
    We are approximately 30 minutes from the vote close. Make sure all your orders are in by then!

    Kitano on
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anybody happen to have a current vote count they can post?

    Kilnaga on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kitano wrote: »
    We are approximately 30 minutes from the vote close. Make sure all your orders are in by then!

    Don't make MrBlarney cry, everyone has orders they can make and significant numbers of them are lacking!

    This is your last warning in case you didn't notice that you have private actions to make.

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ahh!!

    Rush hour traffic!!

    Qualmi-chan

    I don't know who you are, but I hope you don't die!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    [size=+3]It's The Blight Show, with Bay:Leno![/size]

    And Heeeeeeere's Your Host... B:L!

    *applause as B:L enters*

    Hi, everybody! Welcome to the show!

    *continued applause*

    Thank you, thank you. We really gotta get the show moving, folks!

    *still continued applause*

    Hahah [size=+2]SHUT THE FUCK UP OR KIRBO WILL EAT U[/size]

    *shutting the fuck up*





    Thank you. We have a great show tonight, everyone. An amazing show, better than any show we've done before!

    Drez: But tonight is our premiere show.

    That's why it'll be our best show! Wait, who the hell hired you to be the sidekick anyways? I specifically asked for Andy Dick.

    Drez: Oh. They must've thought you asked for ANY dick.

    Well, at least they got the dickest one of all. Whatever works.





    So hey, let's start off tonight's show with some news, shall we?

    Over in D&D chat, Pony had an argument with our Drez here about talking in a movie theatre. Yeah... yeah. Pony believes that he can talk however much he wants in a theatre, and if others don't like it, they can leave.

    Yep. He then added that they should leave quietly, so they don't disrupt the movie for him.


    Several ricers got infracted by Cardboard Tube in the Car thread. Did you hear about this one?

    Yeah, they were posting unmarked spoilers. Here's a sample:
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    So inconsiderate of them!

    Drez: They should've put a bumper sticker on it or something. Increases horsepower.


    Did you hear this one, Drez? A recent scientific study shows that if you tilt your head back and pretend that you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you'll actually taste salt at the back of your throat.

    Drez: Really? Let me try it.

    *Drez does the motions*

    Drez: It's not working, I don't taste any salt.

    No, keep going. You're almost there. So close.


    Over in phalla, Dunadan said something ridiculous... oh wait, this isn't news.






    We have a lot of great guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Let's bring out our first guest, starring in Sin City and Seven Pounds, the lovely and talented actress,
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    [size=+2]ROSARIO DAWSON![/size]

    Rosario: A pleasure to be here, B:L!

    So you're starring in the upcoming movie, The Lightning Thief. How is that?

    Rosario: Oh, it's wonderful. Bring the whole family, it's a family affair.

    That's great, that's great. I noticed you haven't done a vampire role yet.

    Rosario: Uhh... no, I haven't.

    You know, I think you'd be a great fit as Kahlua in-

    Rosario: Wait, KAHLUA? What the F***. Is that because I'm not all Black ? You know what, that is f***ing racist so f*** you and f*** your show. I'm outta here.


    Drez: Wow, you sure screwed that one.

    Happens every time I bring it up.





    Let's bring out our next guest. She's a very talented writer and a leading author in vampire fiction, let's give a big hand for
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    [size=+2]L. ROSARIO![/size]

    Rosario: Hi, B:L.

    It's an honor to finally meet you. I love your work. Tell the audience a little bit about "Exiled".

    Rosario: Thank you. It's a hot little treat for anyone who wants to sink their teeth into vampire erotic romance.

    Rawr. So, you've wanted to be a writer since forever.

    Rosario: Yes, but I never imagined I'd end up writing erotic stories! I started writing one just to see if I could, and thankfully it was successful and it just blossomed from there.

    That's great. So have you ever considered getting into manga? There's a vampire one called-

    Rosario: Wait, isn't manga those cartoon drawings with tentacles and rape? That's... a bit too creepy, even for me. I've... I have to leave. Sorry.

    Drez: You scared off the chicks this time.

    Well, if it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone.





    We've got one more guest for tonight, folks.

    Drez: Tell me that it's not another chick you're going to scare off.

    Hahah, no. It's someone who's manlier than you. Although that's not saying much. Please welcome... Carolina Panthers Tight End, Number 88,
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    [size=+2]DANTE ROSARIO![/size]

    Rosario: Hey hey! How's it going, B:L? So the B:L thing...is that like T:O or more like L:T?

    Well, it's more like B:L:T.

    Rosario: Hahah, it's all good, man.

    So do you like vampires?

    Rosario: Fuck yeah! 30 Days of Night, The Lost Boys, I Am Legend... hell even Interview with a Vampire, Twilight, and Rosario+Vampire!

    Really!?

    Rosario: Whatev it takes to get fans. I'm a damn tight end, we don't get no respect. They don't even put out a generic jersey for me in the NFL shop, you'd have to special order one to get my name on it!

    That sucks. I'll put in an order just for you, dude.

    Rosario: Thanks, that $200 will help put my kids through college.

    It's $200 for a jersey!?

    Rosario: Hey. I KNOW you paid $370 for that blu-ray, don't be trippin'.

    You're right. I could always wear it to PAX.

    Rosario: Hell yeah, spread the name and spread the love.

    Just like bukkake.

    Rosario: Just like bukkake...wait, what the hell is that?

    Drez: Don't ask.


    Dante Rosario, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for being here.





    Now we have a very special segment that we've prepared just for you folks. I call it...
    [size=+2]The Baka:Litmus Test[/size]

    Where we grab, at random, two contestants from the audience. And see who's the bigger idiot.

    Are you with me here, guys?

    Tonight's contestants have been randomly pre-selected. They are...

    ROBOS A GO GO!

    versus

    DUNADAN!

    Welcome to the show, fellas. Ah, but wait, there's a surprise third challenger we're throwing in to spice things up! This ain't your regular Baka:Litmus test, it's gonna feel like new!

    Drez: This is the first time we're having this event. Everything is new!

    Please welcome... THE ALWAYS EVIL...

    KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

    Kime: Mwuahahahah that's right I'm always evil and there's nothing you can do about it!


    Tonight's special challenge is...

    PHALLA!

    Your goal is to vote out the single evil person in the group, without them killing your seer-

    Robos: Dunadan is our seer.

    Wait...what the hell, Robos?

    Dunadan: I seered Robos and he's clean but he's acting evil so he must be evil. I'll vote him.

    Guys, stop...

    Robos: Dunadumb is voting me so he must be an evil seer. I'm voting him.

    You have got to be...

    *Robos and Dunadan fall through the trap door, both losing to a tied vote*

    Kime: I win again!

    *pulls out a revolver and shoots kime*





    Now, at the end of the show, I'd like to introduce a new feature that we have installed.

    [size=+2]
    The Rosario+Vampire Lever[/size]
    rosariolever.jpg

    We pull it, and we get random Rosario. It could be a picture, a movie, fanart or even cosplay. Who knows? It's a surprise!

    Now let's give it a pull and see what we've got.
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    Votes Closed! Narration incoming! That's All, Folks!

    B:L on
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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited February 2010
    How did I know you would do a Rosario+Vampire piece somewhere before it was said and done?

    samurai6966 on
    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited February 2010
    (... yikes.)

    As B:L so eloquently put it, the vote has closed, day is over.

    Narration and results when they're ready.

    Kitano on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bay:Leno is even worse than real Leno.

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    BL,
    rosariogoodjob.jpg

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    B:L

    I know it's passed vote close and doesn't count. But you know what. He deserves every pigment of it.

    Delphinidaes on
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I don't know whether I feel shock or awe after that post by B:L.

    Aegis on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    B:L

    I know it's passed vote close and doesn't count. But you know what. He deserves every pigment of it.

    He's not playing, so it really doesn't count.

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Delmain has been severed from the network.

    Sorry, Delmain

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ringo.

    Ringo.

    Don't do this to me.

    I gave up the grudge I had on you.

    You're gonna make me ruin phalla for you, aren't you?

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    B:L

    I know it's passed vote close and doesn't count. But you know what. He deserves every pigment of it.

    He's not playing, so it really doesn't count.

    Hm. Still deserves it :)

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Delmain has been severed from the network.

    Sorry, Delmain

    Also

    rosariobadjob.jpg

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    But I've been waiting all day to say that!

    (Also I don't think we've been in a phalla together since you grudged me... you shouldn't give up so easily!
    I believe in you, Delmain!)

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Links to our proboards have been sent. For a limited time only admin approval is not required, since only those who meet our stringent requirements of claiming to be in COCK have been given the address!
    absolutely in case I die

    Rawkking Goodguy on
  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Week 2 - Phallatainment Tonight

    Welcome viewers, to another edition of Phallatainment Tonight!

    The new season is upon us and we have to say, the lineup is mighty impressive this year. Such a wide variety of formats being pitched, but as we all know there's only so many timeslots.

    First up, let's take a look at the hottest new shows as voted by you, the viewer!

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    The AF Show - AdventFalls
    Clip wrote: »
    Gentlemen, this is a special broadcast of the AF Show.


    I'm AdventFalls, here to deliver an important message. It's so important that I'm not wearing the helmet.

    It occurs to me that some of you are unaware as to why I grudge Robos so damn hard. Well, there's a reason.

    He can derail your games. Don't believe me? Well, let's look back at the game that I grudge him for.

    The Mega Man Mini, created by Toxic Toys. Through some dark ritual or deal with the devil, Robos had become the head of the network. He knew his number was coming up soon, so what did he do?

    He appointed me network head. BEFORE vote close.

    Needless to say, we both died that night. And it was a sheer miracle that the village even won that game- it went all the way to the last day.

    So I implore you. Do the smart thing. Give Robos your red votes.

    Thank you, and good hunting.


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    Conquering the World with Hatshetsup - enlightenedbum
    Clip wrote: »
    king-tut-facial-reconstruction.jpg:

    Tonight on Conquering the World with Hatshetsup: Xerxes the Great who will discuss his plans for the Persian Empire!

    With Thucydides, author of the new book, History of the Peloponnesian War.

    With musical guest: Homer, performing the hit song from his new album The Iliad, "Helen's Face Launched 1000 Warships (Let Me Name Each One)."

    Annnd now: Queen of Egypt! A Living God. It's Haaaatshepsuuuuuut!!!

    ::Applause::


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    Rainbow Special - Notch
    Clip wrote: »
    Welcome back, no! Rainbows are optical phenomenons that lack the ability to do such. That is unless you mean the song Rainbow, in which case the answer is still no.


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    Phalla Commercial Industries Informercial - Kilnaga
    Clip wrote: »
    Hi, Kilnaga here, today I've come to tell you about Phalla Commercial Industries' hottest product!

    Let me warn you folks, you are in for one hell of a treat this evening!

    Clorox Bleach Pens.

    pocketbleach.jpg

    That's Right: CLOROX BLEACH PENS!


    That last one must be explained by poll viewers falling asleep in front of their TVs, surely!

    Coming up after the break, find out which shows did not make the cut. A particularly dicey situation surrounds the parting of a promising new host, don't miss it!


    The Released

    Burnage, WANG host
    "Snapping" Dunadan019, ODAM host, Turtle Club
    KingMole, WANG host
    Qualmi-chan, FALA host
    Rawkking Goodguy, COCK host
    Tiphareth, ODAM host

    Week 2 will end Friday, February 19 at 10pm PST.

    Kitano on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wtf, Ringo die in hellfire.

    Delmain on
    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Conquering the Airwaves, too!

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Damn

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well that was an oddly successful day 1 bandwagon. Granted, Dunadun.

    Though that sea of green is worrisome.

    Aegis on
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  • KitanoKitano Registered User
    edited February 2010
    All update PMs have been sent. Let me know if you didn't get one.

    Kitano on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I had the shows mixed up with regards to networks there at first, sorry folks. Should be good now!

    Infidel on
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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Hello folks, we here at Feed'em to the Sharks want to apologize for running a rerun last night, as our studio was hit with severe technical difficulties when a drunk driver hit an electrical pole outside out offices.


    rest assured tonight you'll be brought a spectacular new episode chock full of laughs, trills and spills.



    All that and more on a special make up episode of Feed'em to the Sharks.

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh my Pigion if I was awake when you posted that then you would have gotten some support

    Now you can not stop drawing those puppets

    We are already addicted

    Gumpy on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm Always RIGHT!


    and VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!


    ooOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOooo

    Dunadan019 on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I'm Always RIGHT!


    and VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!


    ooOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOooo

    This isn't over yet!

    OooooOOoOOOOooOOOoOO

    Burnage on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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    ⑨: I'm not sure why you would be up at this hour, but who cares!

    ⑨: Let's see how a colleague of mine is doing! That lovable cake maniac!


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    ⑨: Well. It looks as if he's doing perfectly fine! Isn't that nice.

    ⑨: That cannot be said of some of the other hosts though. Farewell to those of you who have left us!

    ⑨: This is the Strongest Host, signing off!

    Blah, I need more ideas. Can't think right now. Random images. Sure. Arrrghhlghlghgl.
    e48a19a4.jpg

    Zandracon on
  • BacchusBacchus Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Willing to swap greens with someone. Please PM me if you wish to.

    Bacchus on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Bacchus wrote: »
    Willing to swap greens with someone. Please PM me if you wish to.

    Stop being such tools and vote based on actual quality I swear to god

    Edit - In other news, due to the unfortunate circumstances of last night, tonight's episode will be a retrospective memorial to two people that sadly left our screens last night, somewhat unjustly.

    That's right; join me at 6pm GMT when we'll be giving Burnage and Rawkking Goodguy a fond farewell, here, exclusively on Friday Night with Daius von Boss.

    Daius on
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    How is that fair Daius? Those who have time to put into this are supposed to get recognized and be better? Your logic is flawed, sir.

    To quote the great Homer Simpson, "In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic."

    REG Rysk on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Does this count as a good first day or a bad first day? Also its very weird to play phallas when you're in a eu timezone.

    Canada_jezus on
    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My apologies for not participating last night, I was sick and slept 20 hours.

    I vote enlightenedbum and Kilnaga.

    Ultarune on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Does this count as a good first day or a bad first day? Also its very weird to play phallas when you're in a eu timezone.

    how is it wierd to play phalla in a GMT time zone

    Gumpy on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Adventfalls rubs me the wrong way a little bit. He was pushing really hard for that Robos bandwagon, and then people were green voting him for no good reason. It seems especially more suspicious since dunadan turned out to be mafia.

    Winky on
  • CoreGoonCoreGoon Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Does this count as a good first day or a bad first day? Also its very weird to play phallas when you're in a eu timezone.

    how is it wierd to play phalla in a GMT time zone

    I'd guess because it's hard to do last minute shenanigans. :P

    Also, unless I change opinion by the next time I post, or decide to vote strategically: !pigeonking is made of Awesome.

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