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Can we talk about idiot social panic?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    son of a bitch, Annie.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    32 minutes left to buy that ring

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    When the world does not end on 2012 people will think the world will end 2033 because that is 2000 years from when jesus died. Then there will be a debate about how old jesus died, and then people will think the world will end for the next 10 years just to be on the safe side.

    Folk's have been thinking the end of the world is around the corner forever. You saw Tycho's newspost about that book his mom had, right?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    GRMike wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Maybe I should become a freemason.

    I meet all of the requirements...

    Rich and white?

    yes.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    When the world does not end on 2012 people will think the world will end 2033 because that is 2000 years from when jesus died. Then there will be a debate about how old jesus died, and then people will think the world will end for the next 10 years just to be on the safe side.

    Folk's have been thinking the end of the world is around the corner forever. You saw Tycho's newspost about that book his mom had, right?

    http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Here's another one, from, um, a different type of website.

    http://www.armageddononline.org/failed_armageddon.php

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I find it hilarious that so many Christians believe the world will end based on something in another religion.

    Also Jesus thought the world would end was he was alive apparently. Well, when the people who were alive when he was alive were alive.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wow, that armageddon online site has some real winners in the their forum.
    Very serious I can 'see' the future every second of every day, but only a few seconds ahead of time. Example: take any six dice and throw them in the air. I can name all six numbers with 100 percent accuracy before even one hits the floor. Same thing with cards: I know the card before it flips. I don't and won't gamble because I know the numbers in craps and roulette before they hit. It's boring, trust me.

    [actually I don't thing this is 'psychic' by any means. I think my brain works fast enough to calculate the odds on the cards, and figure out the physics of moving objects (like craps, dice, roulette wheels) that I can determine what will come up before the motion stops. I dont concider myself psychic and find these kinds of 'guesses' damn boring because I'm always right. That's not a brag, it's a fact. Boring boring boring]

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Making thousands of dollars is really boring, yeah.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    I hate money.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Here's another one, from, um, a different type of website.

    http://www.armageddononline.org/failed_armageddon.php

    awwww, no comments section?

    shoot.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Wow, that armageddon online site has some real winners in the their forum.
    Very serious I can 'see' the future every second of every day, but only a few seconds ahead of time. Example: take any six dice and throw them in the air. I can name all six numbers with 100 percent accuracy before even one hits the floor. Same thing with cards: I know the card before it flips. I don't and won't gamble because I know the numbers in craps and roulette before they hit. It's boring, trust me.

    [actually I don't thing this is 'psychic' by any means. I think my brain works fast enough to calculate the odds on the cards, and figure out the physics of moving objects (like craps, dice, roulette wheels) that I can determine what will come up before the motion stops. I dont concider myself psychic and find these kinds of 'guesses' damn boring because I'm always right. That's not a brag, it's a fact. Boring boring boring]

    aha! forums!

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
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    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Christina Aguilera is most definitely for the children

    because children like playing in the dirt

    and Christina sings about being Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

    Dudes I am pretty sure Xtina made a lot of her money off people under 18.

    yeah so do horror movies and tobacco manufacturers

    "for" != "consumed by"

    I can't think of a single horror movie I've ever seen that I wasn't prepared for by the age of 12.

    you're fucked up in the head, though
    Are you imposing an objective standard for normalcy?

    the inexistence of a singular person who embodies what may be considered normal does not preclude the existence of behaviors or circumstances that may be considered abnormal

    What criteria do establish abnormality?

    significant deviation from a generally-accepted standard or average, i s'pose

    Wouldn't that largely be culturally relative?

    not in terms of physical and mental (which is also physical but i'm putting it here for clarity's sake) development that have biological standards accepted by the medical community

    If a self-sufficient farmer living outside of society is autistic, isn't the appreciation of his condition as deviant only relevant to the purview of the observing culture?

    Autism is a disease that primarily affects social interactions so I'm sure it wouldn't cause much harm to a lone man who survives on his own (through performing repetitive behaviors, no less) but that doesn't mean that autism isn't a disorder. Yeah, if you were an alien coming to earth and observing only this man you probably wouldn't see that it affected him much, but he's biologically impaired.
    What about a 6'6" Norwegian having to duck through doorways in southeast Asia?

    Does he only look weird because he's different than everyone around him? Well, sure.
    What about an 11 year old with enough experiential reasoning to interpret the actions in porn and the support of a sex-positive culture to obviate repression mechanisms?

    The inability of an 11 year old to comprehend sexuality isn't because of any "repression mechanisms", it's simply beyond their upper limit of comprehension at that age because he's biologically not ready to understand sexuality. I'm sure he could have the actions performed by the copulating parties explained to him, but he wouldn't understand the motivation or context. Why the hell would an 11 year old be watching porn anyways? Why would sexuality be relevant to him at a pre-sexual stage and why would his exposure to this possibly be a healthy action?

    Repression mechanisms relate to the potential for damage you mentioned earlier.

    i don't know what you're saying, here
    Also, some folks hit puberty way before 11, and some folks develop sexual awareness before puberty. If either one of these people were exposed to porn in a sex-positive society, what harm arises?

    If they're developmentally ready for it then none that I know of, aside from porn being a generally poor place to learn realistic lessons about sexual relations. This is true regardless of the culture, though.
    Even if the autistic farmer is biologically different, doesn't the distinction of impairment only arise from an interaction with or contrast to a dissimilar society? Isn't his disorder relative to someone else's culture, not his own?

    His disorder is not relative but the difficulties it causes him will differ based on his environment, sure. A person with terminal cancer is also diseased even if they do not want to live, a man with one arm is a cripple even if he never needs two.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Umaro wrote: »
    Why sterilize someone when you can just kill them? I'm thinking about what the suicide rate would be among a group of people who had been forcibly sterilized, and I can't imagine it being anything less than fuckin' enormous.

    yes, kill people to prevent their deaths

    fucking briliant human being right here

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sterilizing criminals because they might make bad people isn't a very good idea.

    The dude who was Perth's first serial killer had a son and he grew up to be the head of the chamber of commerce for WA.

    I once bet on red 32 in a game of roulette and won against the odds, therefore, it is reasonable to expect that when one bets on a single number in any given game that they will win!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fallout, are you advocating the sterilization of criminals?

    ... I sure as shit hope not... 'cause damn, son.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I learned pretty much everything I know from pornography and I turned out fine.

    Oh wait hold on I heard the doorbell, gotta go fuck the mail lady.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Did you just compare autism to someone with cancer?

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    fuck sake...

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Can we go on talking about this armageddon forum?

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man what would the world be like if a judge could hand sterilisation down as a sentence

    like not for just anyone who commits a crime

    but the real problem cases who just can't seem to stay out of shit or the ones you read about in the news who accidentally (or even purposefully) kill their kids or do crazy shit to them

    it'd be too late for the kids they fucked over but at least they ain't doing that shit to no more kids

    God, fuck yeah. Look at this sub silly geese.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    In Alberta it was legal to sterilize mentally disabled people until 1972.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    In Britain, raping your spouse wasn't an offense until the 90s

    Not really connected but what the fuck, lawlords

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Triplerun I don't know what to say to that

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The true rebels of the South.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    The true rebels of the South.

    Ironically living in the state that broke off from Virginia so they wouldn't be a part of the Confederacy.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Graves I would recommend you join soley because they are excellent networking tools for once you graduate college.

    Plus you get to wear dresses and no one makes fun of you or makes you cry.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Graves wrote: »
    Triplerun I don't know what to say to that

    say that sometimes I am right

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    The true rebels of the South.

    Ironically living in the state that broke off from Virginia so they wouldn't be a part of the Confederacy.

    Not exactly. West Virginia was created as a state after the end of the civil war, because they didn't want to be part of the Confederacy during the war (but still technically were). It was not a big slave holding region and they had no real stake in the CSA. They're still shitheads.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    In Britain, raping your spouse wasn't an offense until the 90s

    Not really connected but what the fuck, lawlords

    wait this is illegal now?



    damn

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    In Britain, raping your spouse wasn't an offense until the 90s

    Not really connected but what the fuck, lawlords

    wait this is illegal now?



    damn

    Don't worry, it's still legal to rape other peoples spouses.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man what would the world be like if a judge could hand sterilisation down as a sentence

    like not for just anyone who commits a crime

    but the real problem cases who just can't seem to stay out of shit or the ones you read about in the news who accidentally (or even purposefully) kill their kids or do crazy shit to them

    it'd be too late for the kids they fucked over but at least they ain't doing that shit to no more kids

    God, fuck yeah. Look at this sub silly geese.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw[url][/url]

    this is dumb

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    my list of reasons for moving to england is slowly shortening

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    My grandmother was married off when she was 12 and had her first child at 13. She had her first daughter when she 17 by a different man. She married my grandfather after her first husband died. Her daughter was married off when she was 13 and was spitting kids out not long after.

    I wonder what they panicked over? No food, heat or access to medical care and education?

    edit:

    Forgot to mention that her first husband was 30 and my aunt's husband was 35 when they married.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sounds like they were too busy fucking to panic...a goal we should all strive towards.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
    Also, some folks hit puberty way before 11, and some folks develop sexual awareness before puberty. If either one of these people were exposed to porn in a sex-positive society, what harm arises?

    If they're developmentally ready for it then none that I know of, aside from porn being a generally poor place to learn realistic lessons about sexual relations. This is true regardless of the culture, though.
    What if a sex positive culture produced realistic, educational porn?
    Fallout wrote: »
    Even if the autistic farmer is biologically different, doesn't the distinction of impairment only arise from an interaction with or contrast to a dissimilar society? Isn't his disorder relative to someone else's culture, not his own?

    His disorder is not relative but the difficulties it causes him will differ based on his environment, sure. A person with terminal cancer is also diseased even if they do not want to live, a man with one arm is a cripple even if he never needs two.

    But how is it a disorder if there's no deficit of function in practice? It's just a difference. In downtown Atlanta, red hair is a difference, but in the Malleus Maleficarum, it gets people stoned and burned. Does that mean red hair is universally a genetic disorder, regardless of any cultural relativism?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    there really isn't any real doubt to anthropogenic climate change, dude

    unless you consider the Heritage Foundation or something to be legit in which case oops.

    yes but time wasted arguing about the cause should be spent finding a solution instead

    I say let the fundies have this one if it means we can move on and start saving polar bears

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    there really isn't any real doubt to anthropogenic climate change, dude

    unless you consider the Heritage Foundation or something to be legit in which case oops.

    yes but time wasted arguing about the cause should be spent finding a solution instead

    I say let the fundies have this one if it means we can move on and start saving polar bears

    Well, y'know, a solution is probably dependent on the cause, unless we're going to tell them we have to reduce pollution emissions because of an obscure line in Leviticus about the proper number of flies to have on a cooked lamb.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think (maybe in the American military) that sex offenders (specifically pedophiles) are offered chemical castration to lower their sentence. Maybe.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Did you just compare autism to someone with cancer?

    ....


    fuck sake...

    I would rather have cancer than proper autism. You know the kind of autism that means you can't really do anything at all? The non-motherfuckers on the internet kind?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I cannot believe you referenced the malificarum

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