Liiya gets to the States and realises that US florists don't know how to put flowers the right way up on display, revolutionises the industry with British & European techniques
Liiya gets to the States and realises that US florists don't know how to put flowers the right way up on display, revolutionises the industry with British & European techniques
Makes forty-two million dollars in her first year
Oh god that would be wonderful!
@TFS: that's true, giving up health care would be a pain in the arse, but I don't have any medical conditions so I guess I could risk it.
If Americans were horrible to me I could just run back to England and cry on the Queen's shoulder.
(part of me is considering moving to the UK after I get my Canadian citizenship, and working that into a UK one so I can have a Schengen passport, because jesus, who doesn't want that)
while you don't have UK citizenship you can still get a Visa for free travel between the states.
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That reminds me of the Austrian girl I know, who constantly gets responses like "oh, you're from Australia? [bad stereotype joke]" after telling people where she comes from
And it's like... how can you think that accent is remotely Australian
She just needs to find some disposable man-child in California to marry for a greencard and she's set.
hey wait
Ahahaha.
I've got a short shelf-life
just sayin
Since I'm on the topic:
Of good family, albeit one of modest means,
she was a comely young woman and not without prospects.
Therefore it was at once heartbreaking and astonishing to her
mother that she would enter into marriage with Stale,
a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious
and intemperate disposition.
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hey wait
awwww... it thinks it's people!
Ahahaha.
Makes forty-two million dollars in her first year
I've got a short shelf-life
just sayin
Wait what
Really?
I did that at school and got wedgied for it.
Yeah, but don't you live in Georgia? She won't want to move to a 3rd world country.
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Oh god that would be wonderful!
@TFS: that's true, giving up health care would be a pain in the arse, but I don't have any medical conditions so I guess I could risk it.
If Americans were horrible to me I could just run back to England and cry on the Queen's shoulder.
Alright just for that you can be a vanillager
"What are you studying?"
"FLORISTRY".
The number of people who have said
"What? Forestry?"
Grr.
To google to search gas industry jobs in Vancouver!
while you don't have UK citizenship you can still get a Visa for free travel between the states.
You should wear a lumberjack shirt at all times.
I have, but I was implying that for her more flowers equals more money...neither of which are actually a problem.
And it's like... how can you think that accent is remotely Australian
Unless you're allergic to flowers!
Mo' flowers, no problems?
There should be a flower store with that name.
Like, a flower store with street cred. All holding the flowers sideways and stuff.
Just wear this cape around
Is this a trick question? It sounds like a trick question.
"I'm a writer."
"A writer? What do you write, letters an' such?"
Oh boo, looks like it only comes in children's sizes
That's alright, I'm only 5ft1" !
If one could study them,I would sign up for that in a heartbeat.
"What do you study?"
"Pandastry".
The best is now that they've been reclassified as small adorable bears, rather than as less ratlike raccoons.
I don't live in Georgia.
I live in Atlanta.
Since I'm on the topic: